CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

[subspaceemissary]

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

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[pinkgingham]

Sable was engrossed in reading one of her romance novels, but the bickering caused by the other two seemed to snap her back into reality. Her ears twitching slightly, she looked up to see what the commotion was about.

...oh, was that all? This is why she hardly ever put her food into the fridge in this lounge, it was practically an invitation for someone else to eat it. Ah well. She glanced back down to her book and continued reading.

[mailcalltime]

Knowing that picking at the topic any longer would just end with him getting set on fire, the defeated Parakarry grumbled to himself as he stomped pass Sable to the trash can, only giving a glance but not acknowledging her.

It wasn't so much the fact his food had been eaten without his permission that annoyed Parakarry, it was that he felt Bowser had done it on purpose just to spite him like he always did.

IF THE OTHERS DO NOT SHOW UP BY TONIGHT I SAY WE CALL IN THE LOVEMACHINE TO ZAP BOWBOW AND PARA

[ihateplumbers]

Of course Bowser had done it on purpose just to spite you like he always did. What else was he supposed to do with his free time, but dick around with Mustache's idiotic friends?

Bowser gleefully watched Parakarry throw his trash away.

Kyogre / Kojiro / Zelda / Sabrina will meet in another thread. Also this post is babies

[subspaceemissary]

There was gonna be some Cupid Man all over this place. Uncloaking nearby, what little they might have heard was the sound of a machine bow being cranked up before two pink love beams hit them right square in the chest.

[Bowser = 9- The baby the baby: Forget romance, you want a child. You want one now. No matter how it might not be feasible with the first person you see. CHILDREN. NOW.

Parakarry = 9- The baby the baby: Forget romance, you want a child. You want one now. No matter how it might not be feasible with the first person you see. CHILDREN. NOW.

Sable = 2- Slow & Sensual: Suddenly, you are every walking cliche. You want to throw your coat at the rain at your love interest, you speak in your deepest, more desireable voice and you eat fruits very slowly.]

Then he disappeared.

[mailcalltime]

From the trash can, Parakarry gazed at the beautiful girl sitting on the couch next to him and instantly his breath was taken away.

How could he have not noticed Sable before? Those ravishing eyes, that cute smile and those adorable quills covering her body, he was instantly smitten.

"Uh..."

Parakarry felt some thing snap inside. He suddenly needed to have a child and he needed it now! Sable had such a sweet demeanor, beauty and incredibly talented in sewing. She would make the perfect mother for his future children.

"Uh hi...Sable..." His face was beet red, his muddled brain trying to string together the right words.

[ihateplumbers]

Bowser suddenly wanted a ninth child.

And he wanted Parakarry to be the mother.

"Parakarry I need you to mother my next child. You will probably die in the process, but really, it's an honor," said Bowser. "You're super lucky."

[mailcalltime]

Parakarry whipped his head toward Bowser's direction.

"Did you say something?" And just like that his attention went back to Sable.

"So. Um...have you ever thought about motherhood before?"

[pinkgingham]

Sable looked up once again once she heard the machine bow cranking up, but there wasn't much time to react to getting hit by a beam; the moment that she looked at Parakarry was also the moment when she had noticed just how handsome he really is. She didn't want to do anything else but stare at him longingly, just like the protagonist in the romance novel she was reading. In fact, she wanted, no, NEEDED to act just that character in her book!

"Motherhood..." Sable repeated slowly as she still stared. "Well, I have thought about it, but..."

By now her face was a deep red as she looked away for just a second for dramatic effect.

"...perhaps we should take things more slowly? We should...savor the moment we have together now before settling down..."

[mailcalltime]

"Bu-but life's too short!" He blurted. Sure romance was nice and dandy but Parakarry wanted a baby and he wanted it now!

"Who knows how long either of us have. I can't hold this off any longer!"

Parakarry is the one in the princess dress in this icon

[ihateplumbers]

Yeah whatever. You don't ignore him when he wants you, Parakarry.

Bowser grabs you from behind.

"You're going to mother my ninth child," he repeated. "Whether you want to or not."

I am okay with this

[mailcalltime]

Parakarry flailed in Bowser's grasp. This had to be a messed up joke. Bowser seriously wasn't kidnapping him in order for them to make a baby together, right?

"L-let go of me!" demanded the terrified mailman as he frantically thrashed in the koopa's claws. "Have you lost it? I can't even lay any eggs. I want Sable's child, not yours. Sable, help me!"

[pinkgingham]

Oh, dear!! This took a turn for the worse! Normally she would have backed away and bailed out, but this was her one true love in trouble, she absolutely had to do something! Sable immediately sprung into action as she grabbed onto Parakarry and attempted to pull him out of Bowser's clutches.

"Don't worry my love, I'll save you from this wicked beast!" she cried out. She had the utmost confidence that she would succeed, because she was in love and true love can conquer over anything!

Except not really, she may have a strong grip but Sable's kind of weak.

[ihateplumbers]

Yeah okay, what the heck was this. You might as well have put a little red cap and overalls on this stupid spiked bear or whatever the hell she was. Bowser gave her a little kick with his giant foot.

"Let go of him, spike-ass," replied Bowser kindly. "He's going to mother my next child."

[mailcalltime]

"You let go of me!" Parakarry screamed shrilly.

"For the last time, I'm not even a woman. I. Can't. Have. EGGS!."

[ihateplumbers]

"You will after Kamek turns you into a female," said Bowser in a totally not creepy at all way.

[mailcalltime]

Parakarry's eye twitched before he proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.

"SAAAAAABLE!!!!"

[pinkgingham]

For a brief moment, Sable got knocked back a bit by Bowser's tiny tiny kick, but sprung back into action in no time. This situation was getting more and more dire, and if she didn't act fast, this abnormally giant turtle was going to take away Parakarry and use him for his own nefarious deeds! His...overwhelmingly creepy nefarious deeds.

"You will do no such thing!" Sable shouted at Bowser as sprinted towards the two, grabbed onto Parakarry's hands and tried to yank him out once again in one big motion.

[ihateplumbers]

Yeah okay this was getting pathetic. This giant baby lady with her stupid nose and her spikes and her apron, trying to take away his Parakarry.

He yanked back on Parakarry's arm that he had a hold of himself. "Let go of him or you get burned, lady," he replied, the glow of fire peeking through his teeth.

[mailcalltime]

"Ow! Owww!" Parakarry cried out in pain as he felt his arms being pulled on like rubber bands.

He continued his desperate thrashing in the hope to pry himself free.

[pinkgingham]

Sable did not like the idea of hurting Parakarry even more, but she wasn't going to stand by and let Bowser win this!

"It won't work, I'll never let go!" Sable retaliated, as she continued to tug with all of her might. Surprisingly enough, even with the threat of being set on fire, she still held her ground.

[bowbow]

Yeah, okay, everybody is stupid.

So Bowser shot a fireball at Sable's face.

[mailcalltime]

"No! Leave her alone!" Parakarry pleaded as he held on tighter to his beloved Sable's hand.

"I'm not going to have your kid if you keep hurting her!"

[pinkgingham]

"EEP!"

WOW, being hit in the face with fire hurt a hell of a lot more than she thought it would! With a free paw, she covered her face in pain. In yet, despite all this, she still held onto Parakarry's hand with her other paw for dear life. This was crazy and stupid, and if she was still right in the head she would have let go and fled.

But. Then again.

People do crazy and stupid things when they're ~*~in love~*~.

[ihateplumbers]

"You're going to have my child no matter what I do, you don't have a choice," said Bowser, confirming to everyone present that he's pretty much a terrible guy.

"Now let go of her hand or I burn her again, Paradouchewad," Bowser growled.

[mailcalltime]

This was a terrible dilemma. Obviously, Parakarry despised the very idea of giving birth to Bowser's offspring and really REALLY did not want to imagine the horrible mating process that would be involved but Parakarry couldn't exactly have a baby with his dear Sable if she was burned to a pile of ashes.

With a heavy heart, Parakarry relinquished his grasp on Sable's hand.