smash_logs | CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

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"No! Leave her alone!" Parakarry pleaded as he held on tighter to his beloved Sable's hand.

"I'm not going to have your kid if you keep hurting her!"

"EEP!"

WOW, being hit in the face with fire hurt a hell of a lot more than she thought it would! With a free paw, she covered her face in pain. In yet, despite all this, she still held onto Parakarry's hand with her other paw for dear life. This was crazy and stupid, and if she was still right in the head she would have let go and fled.

But. Then again.

People do crazy and stupid things when they're ~*~in love~*~.

"You're going to have my child no matter what I do, you don't have a choice," said Bowser, confirming to everyone present that he's pretty much a terrible guy.

"Now let go of her hand or I burn her again, Paradouchewad," Bowser growled.

This was a terrible dilemma. Obviously, Parakarry despised the very idea of giving birth to Bowser's offspring ~~and really REALLY did not want to imagine the horrible mating process that would be involved~~ but Parakarry couldn't exactly have a baby with his dear Sable if she was burned to a pile of ashes.

With a heavy heart, Parakarry relinquished his grasp on Sable's hand.

Sable took a few steps back in dismay once she was no longer holding onto Parakarry, trying to resist every urge to grab a hold of him again. Instead, she continued to try and ease the pain from her face with both of her paws, all the while staring at Parakarry with an intensely hurt look.

"No...y-you don't have to do this..." she said softly and sadly.

"Yeah whatever, he does," said Bowser. "Now move outta my way, spikebutt, before I run you over," said Bowser, moving to the door, with his hand tightly held onto Parakarry's.

Well, currently Sable was still looking at Parakarry like a deer in front of a headlight.

Staring.

And staring.

And staring.

She still wanted to do something, but she was pulled apart between completely giving up or making one last move (was there a chair or something that she could use to knock him out?). For now, she’d comply. She scuffled a couple of inches out of the way.

He was going to be magically transformed into a woman and be forced to bear the child of a person he despised from the bottom of his heart. He may die in the process and there was nothing he could do about it.

He thought and thought of a way to outsmart Bowser into letting go but he was too tired to come up with anything.

He stared back at Sable, his eyes overflowing with hopelessness and terror.

Seriously, lady. Save your man, or he's becoming a woman and probably dead afterwards.

But, now they're leaving the room.

You're losing your final chance.

IT IS NOW OR NEVER.

And then something inside Sable snapped.

What was she doing?! This was no time to act like her old meek self, especially at a time like this! It was downright terrifying to think about, but given the choice of getting hit by more fireballs or most likely never seeing Parakarry alive again, she would much rather be burnt to a crisp!

It was obvious now that she couldn't simply grab Parakarry out of Bowser's claws, but there was still the possibility of stunning him. Or knocking him out. Whichever.

So she quietly grabbed a chair, lifted it over her head and hurled it at the back of Bowser's head.

Oh no! The head! Bowser's one weak point! Depending on what era we're talking about here, a couple bonks to the noggin' is all that it takes to knock Bowser out.

Bowser staggers and drops Parakarry.

Parakarry landed on the ground and watched as the koopa king fell.

His mouth hung open in pure awe as he did before he turned to Sable and sputtered.

"Did...did you just knock out Bowser with a chair?!"

"I love you!"

What a rush! That actually felt pretty good, maybe she needed to throw things more often! ~~No she shouldn't~~ She quickly ran over to Parakarry's side.

"Oh, I love you too! I'm so glad you're okay! Let's get out of here before it's too late," she said. Seriously, the farther away they were before Bowser recovers the better.

"You don't have to tell me twice!"

He held Sable's hands and lifted her off the ground. He stretched his wings out and whisked her out of the room.

CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

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SUCH PATHOS!

I'M GONNA TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT!

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IIIIIIII'M HEEEEEERE THERE'S NOOOOOOTHING I FEEEEEEAR AND I KNOW THAT MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOOOOOOON

This is the ballsiest thing Sable will probably ever do.

Congratulations, Sable.

A Winnar are you! 1/2

A Winnar are you! 2/2

Hooray!

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