CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

[subspaceemissary]

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

Comments

[black_hawke]

Well, that was...not exactly what Hawke expected to hear. Maybe she was playing some kind of game. Though he knew in the back of his mind that memory loss was not out of the ordinary at this school, he certainly wasn't going to admit that anything like that had happened to Lash.

"Be serious. You can play later."

[thewunderkind]

"But I'm not!" she replied, pouting. "I don't even remember how I got here in the first place!"

[will_be_god]

Cyrus happened to be passing at that moment, a book tucked under his arm as usual.

Lash, missing her memory? How...opportune. But she was already speaking to Hawke, and they would have to be separated.

He approached. "It seems there is a strange circumstance here."

[black_hawke]

Hawke barely regarded Cyrus, obviously fixated on getting to the bottom of the case of Lash's apparent missing memory.

"What is the last thing you remember, then?"

[thewunderkind]

"Uhhhh....." She tried really, really, REALLY hard to think back.

"...I got nothing. Somewhere over the rainbow?"

[maskxdemasque]

Since Ron couldn't go home to see his one true love on Valentine's Day (how terrible!), he made sure to conduct himself very strictly. If he was going to have a shift on a day Dessie wanted to see him most, well, he would work hard all day long and make it worth it. It was like the last 24 hours before he would be granted the opportunity to see his beautiful wife, and he would work hard to deserve every last moment with her!

He rounded the corner and blinked at the congregation. Those two men looked a little... well, he couldn't say concerned since they actually appeared rather stoic, but they were both surrounding that girl. So Mr. DeLite, too, approached. "Umm... I-Is something the matter?"

[will_be_god]

There was much Cyrus could say to that. Try and convince her that she had seen Ho-Oh, or some sort of other Legendary-related vision.

But instead he turned his attention to the newcomer. "Simply an overheard conversation."

[maskxdemasque]

He tilted his head. "About what...?"

[thewunderkind]

"I think I lost my memory over the rainbow."

[maskxdemasque]

The security guard donned a look of concern. "R-Really? But how can that happen...? Not to mention, if you did, how would you even know... I mean, if you lost your memory over a rainbow, I wouldn't expect you to remember it happening..."

[black_hawke]

Hawke was already sick of all these unrelated people showing up, to say nothing of Lash's current condition. He needed to relocate her quickly--all the better to get to the bottom of this.

"Come on," he said, taking her firmly by the sleeve, "we're going to the nurse."

Everyone ready for Cupid Man to show up?

[will_be_god]

"There are many possible causes for memory loss," Cyrus told Ron, a bit of irritation in his flat voice. This was something that ought to be common knowledge, yes? Even for the simpletons of the world. "Head injury, mental trauma, illness, and so on. Loss this severe is rare, but along the same lines."

And he was keeping an eye on Hawke; making sure he didn't try to indoctorinate Lash back into her old ways.

Re: Everyone ready for Cupid Man to show up?

[subspaceemissary]

CUPID BOT TIME!

[Cyrus 1- Comfort: You want to comfort the person...even if they are feeling fine. Strong motherly/fatherly instincts take over
Hawke: 3- Romance: What does romance mean to you? Each person is different, but candles, sweets, sugars...everything to woo your day love
Lash: 5- Sense of Decency goes Kaput: NAKED IN THE SCHOOL AWW YEAH!!! Goodbye sense of shame, hello love and crown of flowers...and not much else.
Ron: 7- Obsession: Oh other person. No one else can have you. They are all for you. You will chase them to the ends of the earth and lock them up just for you. (please play this comically)]

[black_hawke]

Oh. Well. Wait.

What?

By the time Hawke recovered from the momentary fuzziness, Cupid Man was gone, leaving him with nothing but a strange urge that he didn't quite understand. He needed...he needed to...

"Lash. I think you should come with me."

[will_be_god]

"Ugh..." Cyrus blinked rapidly, clearing the cobwebs from his vision. He felt strange; somewhat sick. But there were more important things to worry about. "Excuse me," he said, turning to Ron, "you look parched. Please, you may join me for tea."

[thewunderkind]

Woops you wanted her to come with you? TOO BAD because Lash was suddenly taking off her shirt and bolting into the right direction somewhere. Who knew where exactly, but she was doing it without a shirt.

It was only the beginning.

[will_be_god]

And Cyrus hardly noticed. He could barely remember what he had approached them for.