CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

[subspaceemissary]

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

Comments

[black_hawke]

Hawke was already sick of all these unrelated people showing up, to say nothing of Lash's current condition. He needed to relocate her quickly--all the better to get to the bottom of this.

"Come on," he said, taking her firmly by the sleeve, "we're going to the nurse."

Everyone ready for Cupid Man to show up?

[will_be_god]

"There are many possible causes for memory loss," Cyrus told Ron, a bit of irritation in his flat voice. This was something that ought to be common knowledge, yes? Even for the simpletons of the world. "Head injury, mental trauma, illness, and so on. Loss this severe is rare, but along the same lines."

And he was keeping an eye on Hawke; making sure he didn't try to indoctorinate Lash back into her old ways.

Re: Everyone ready for Cupid Man to show up?

[subspaceemissary]

CUPID BOT TIME!

[Cyrus 1- Comfort: You want to comfort the person...even if they are feeling fine. Strong motherly/fatherly instincts take over
Hawke: 3- Romance: What does romance mean to you? Each person is different, but candles, sweets, sugars...everything to woo your day love
Lash: 5- Sense of Decency goes Kaput: NAKED IN THE SCHOOL AWW YEAH!!! Goodbye sense of shame, hello love and crown of flowers...and not much else.
Ron: 7- Obsession: Oh other person. No one else can have you. They are all for you. You will chase them to the ends of the earth and lock them up just for you. (please play this comically)]

[black_hawke]

Oh. Well. Wait.

What?

By the time Hawke recovered from the momentary fuzziness, Cupid Man was gone, leaving him with nothing but a strange urge that he didn't quite understand. He needed...he needed to...

"Lash. I think you should come with me."

[will_be_god]

"Ugh..." Cyrus blinked rapidly, clearing the cobwebs from his vision. He felt strange; somewhat sick. But there were more important things to worry about. "Excuse me," he said, turning to Ron, "you look parched. Please, you may join me for tea."

[thewunderkind]

Woops you wanted her to come with you? TOO BAD because Lash was suddenly taking off her shirt and bolting into the right direction somewhere. Who knew where exactly, but she was doing it without a shirt.

It was only the beginning.

[will_be_god]

And Cyrus hardly noticed. He could barely remember what he had approached them for.