CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

[subspaceemissary]

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

Comments

Goose | Blaze | Vincent | Sparkster

[rotarytier]

Goose didn't even know what the hell was going on today. Any holiday meant crazy shenanigans were bound to happen, but what shenanigans remained to be seen.

WELL, as long as he made it home to dinner and didn't get killed on campus, he honestly gave no shits, so here he is.

Re: Goose | Blaze | Vincent | Sparkster

[played_possum]

From what Sparkster gathered from the journal network the past few days, today was a holiday meant to be with the person you loved. That and apparently flying robots went around making individuals fall in love with random people. Wow, this world sure had some messed up holidays.

Regardless, Sparkster still showed up for work as usual. He was looking over his shoulder as he walked by Goose, keeping a sharp watch for these supposed cupid bots.

Re: Goose | Blaze | Vincent | Sparkster

[baad_romance]

Vincent was here too. Hiding from robots. He heard from the network there were robots.

Security office seemed like the safest place.

Uh, I mean.

He was here doing work. On the computer.

Actually, he was playing Mineshaft.

Re: Goose | Blaze | Vincent | Sparkster

[vela_nova]

Blaze was not amused by this at all. Robots making people fall in love... What kind of fresh hell was THIS? She came to the security office next.

"Any sign of that... thing?" she asked.

Re: Goose | Blaze | Vincent | Sparkster

[rotarytier]

"Nope. Not a peep."

Goose shrugged. He seemed relatively chill for this time of year. "Don't think they're around this time."

[knight_of_cameos]

"I'm curious," Sparkster piped up. "What exactly happens when one encounters one of these robots you speak of?"

[baad_romance]

"I heard..." Vincent said, actually speaking up. "That these stupid robots make you fall in love. Fucking. Stupid."

Someone is not a fan of robots. He just wants to spend V-day talking to his real girlfriend on video chat.

[vela_nova]

"That's what I've heard too," Blaze repeated. "I'd just as soon not encounter ANY of them," she grumbled.

[rotarytier]

"Pssh, with the security team on guard, you ain't gonna," announced Goose with disgusting optimism. "I've got this with my pals and the... rat guy."

That is a rat, right? Yeah, Sparkster the rat. Got it.

[played_possum]

Sparkster gritted his teeth. "I'm an opossum."

He then cleared his throat and addressed the others. "But he is correct. As long as we're here, you're in no danger."

[subspaceemissary]

CUPID MAN TIME! Uncloaking nearby, what little they might have heard was the sound of a machine bow being cranked up before two pink love beams hit them right square in the chest.

[Vincent = 1- Comfort: You want to comfort the person...even if they are feeling fine. Strong motherly/fatherly instincts take over

Goose = 8 - Hands don't go there: Uh you can't seem to control your hands anymore and they just want to touch the other person a lot. In places they would not normally let you and...WOOHA bad hands!

Sparkster= 6- It can never be: After being shot, your convinced, CONVINCED the first person you see wants you BADLY. However, you know this can never happen. It's just the universal truth. No matter how much they might not actually like you, you go around reminding them how you can never be with them.

Blaze= 9- The baby the baby: Forget romance, you want a child. You want one now. No matter how it might not be feasible with the first person you see. CHILDREN. NOW.]

Then he disappeared.

[rotarytier]

MOTHER OF SHIT -- what exactly pierced through his flesh right then and there?

Okay, it wasn't nearly as gruesome as that phrasing would implicate. In fact, once Goose rose, his chest aching, he realized that he was okay. Stunned and sore, but okay.

"What the hell was that?"

[knight_of_cameos]

Sparkster's hands pressed against his chest as he felt a prick in his heart. He completely ignored Goose's outburst in favor of watching Vincent.

His face grew hot and his heart beat like crazy as the marsupial gazed at the human hunched over the computer. That handsome rugged specimen of a man. No words needed to be shared between the two. The way Vincent ignored him, Sparkster could tell that he felt attracted to him too.

"N-no. I can't do this!" he unintentionally blurted out as he stood mournfully behind his the object of his affections. This was totally utterly and completely wrong on so many levels. Sparkster was a family man. He couldn't betray his wife by having an extramarital affair and with a member of another species no less? No, that be a dishonorable thing to do.

[baad_romance]

AW MOTHERFU-- Vincent felt a noticeable prick. And it looked like it happened to a lot of people. After Vincent quickly checked his own status he looked at everyone else in the room. For some weird reason, he turned to Goose and Sparkster especially. Why was he drawn to them? TIS A MYSTERYYY.

But he was suddenly overwhelmed with such concern for these two people. He was to go over and see how they were doing. "Hey, are you guys alright? Did you guys feel that too? You're not hurt are you?"

[rotarytier]

Goose reached up to use Vincent as leverage to pull himself up completely. "Yeah, I'm good. Don't worry about it none."

...

And that was when he realized that he was grabbing onto Vin's crotch instead of anything, well, innocent.

And he can't find himself compelled to stop.

Welp.

[vela_nova]

"DAMN IT!" Blaze shouted when the robot appeared from nowhere. When she was struck, she clasped her chest and hissed. That was unpleasant. But she didn't feel too much pain... Did it do anything?

Then she caught sight of Sparkster.

And a flurry of thoughts flew through her head. It suddenly hit her that her family was gone. She was the last of her line. What if something happened to her? Her world would be thrown into chaos. She needed reassurance. She needed an heir.

Wait. That wasn't her own thoughts... Something's not right here. She wasn't in control of her actions as she stared at the possum, eyes narrowing. "Stop it!" she told herself. "No! You don't want that!"

But it wasn't helping.

[played_possum]

"Miss Blaze are you feeling well? You loo-GOOSE!"

Sparkster roared furiously at the sight of Goose's busy fingers. "Unhand Vincent this instant! I may not be able to be his lover but if you think for one moment that I will let you tarnish his honor, you thought wrong! I will protect his chastity."

[baad_romance]

Vincent became FRANTIC.

"No no no! It's fine, Sparky...Goose isn't hurting me. You don't need to be mad like that. It's okay, okay? I'm just glad neither of you guys are hurt and are all safe, that's what matters to me right now"

THERE IS THAT BETTER?

[vela_nova]

Blaze just growled. What a manly display...!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP THAT! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!" Blaze screamed to herself in her mind. Outside of her mind, she leaped for Sparkster.

[played_possum]

'Sparky?' Stop being so sweet, Vincent. It's making it harder for Sparkster to resist.

Sparkster was about to open his mouth to apologize for upsetting Vincent when he fell to the ground with Blaze on top of him. The shocked opossum's mouth gaped as he wriggled beneath her.

"Miss Blaze, what are you doing?"

[baad_romance]

And like a comforter like he was, Vincent went for a dove at the two.

"Blaze stop! Fuck almighty, you're scaring him!"

[rotarytier]

Okay that at least ended the awkward crotch-grabbing, but sheesh, that is one mad cat.

Goose reached out to try to stop her from doing anything ridiculous. Why'd he go for her and not Sparkster? He didn't really know. "Hey! Quit it."

Did that hand just touch her chest? I think it did.

Oops.

[vela_nova]

"What are you doing?!" she hissed at Goose, struggling against his grip, trying to go for Sparkster again. In her mind, she was thanking him so much for this.

[played_possum]

Sparkster breathed a sigh of relief to have Blaze off of him. He smiled affectionately at his savior before his conscience kicked in.

"No, this isn't right!" he cried out as he scooted away from Vincent. "Look, I have a family to consider and-Goose, unhand her! Will you stop violating everyone in the room?"

wow i completely forgot to tag this like a pro

[rotarytier]

"It ain't my fault! It's my hands!"

Goose's grip, however, was unrelenting, and now the other hand was coming to join in the tit pursuit. Booooobiiiiiiiiies.