CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

[subspaceemissary]

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

Comments

[baad_romance]

Vincent became FRANTIC.

"No no no! It's fine, Sparky...Goose isn't hurting me. You don't need to be mad like that. It's okay, okay? I'm just glad neither of you guys are hurt and are all safe, that's what matters to me right now"

THERE IS THAT BETTER?

[vela_nova]

Blaze just growled. What a manly display...!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP THAT! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!" Blaze screamed to herself in her mind. Outside of her mind, she leaped for Sparkster.

[played_possum]

'Sparky?' Stop being so sweet, Vincent. It's making it harder for Sparkster to resist.

Sparkster was about to open his mouth to apologize for upsetting Vincent when he fell to the ground with Blaze on top of him. The shocked opossum's mouth gaped as he wriggled beneath her.

"Miss Blaze, what are you doing?"

[baad_romance]

And like a comforter like he was, Vincent went for a dove at the two.

"Blaze stop! Fuck almighty, you're scaring him!"

[rotarytier]

Okay that at least ended the awkward crotch-grabbing, but sheesh, that is one mad cat.

Goose reached out to try to stop her from doing anything ridiculous. Why'd he go for her and not Sparkster? He didn't really know. "Hey! Quit it."

Did that hand just touch her chest? I think it did.

Oops.

[vela_nova]

"What are you doing?!" she hissed at Goose, struggling against his grip, trying to go for Sparkster again. In her mind, she was thanking him so much for this.

[played_possum]

Sparkster breathed a sigh of relief to have Blaze off of him. He smiled affectionately at his savior before his conscience kicked in.

"No, this isn't right!" he cried out as he scooted away from Vincent. "Look, I have a family to consider and-Goose, unhand her! Will you stop violating everyone in the room?"

wow i completely forgot to tag this like a pro

[rotarytier]

"It ain't my fault! It's my hands!"

Goose's grip, however, was unrelenting, and now the other hand was coming to join in the tit pursuit. Booooobiiiiiiiiies.

Re: wow i completely forgot to tag this like a pro

[vela_nova]

Blaze decided that a calm, measured response to this invasion of personal space was to just start clawing and hissing.

Re: wow i completely forgot to tag this like a pro

[rotarytier]

OW OW OW MUST. LET GO OF HER BREAST.

Goose finally manages to let go... only for his hands to go further south.

Pro.

"Shit, get this chick away!"

[played_possum]

"All right, that's enough!"

Sparkster wrapped his arms around the Goose's waist and tried to pull him and Blaze apart, praying that Blaze wasn't going to tackle him again.

[rotarytier]

"C'mon, rat. PULL HARDER."

His hands.

They are on a death grip on cat boobs.

Goose is not liking this okay he is no yiffer.

[vela_nova]

"EVERYBODY LEAVE ME ALONE!" Blaze shouted. In a burst of anger, she let loose with a burst of flame, knocking both Goose and Sparkster off of her.

[rotarytier]

WHAT THE FUCK that is not what he wanted, but... well, at least his hands were off of her.

Goose toppled back and made the most hardcore faceplant into the tile ever.

Ouch.