DORM LOG GET IN HERE EVERYONE

[pitticus]

Who: You, you, you, and you
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Whatever happens happens, bro!
When: January 13 - January 31
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Slumber party in the common room! Build a wall outside your best or worst friend's room from whatever garbage you find lying around to prevent them from escaping the confines of their dorm! Gather around the TV for some late night movie action! Kidnap a princess or two! Break down some unfortunate walls! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

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[myimmortal]

[Actually she's holding it in her hands now.]

[receiveyou]

[Okay, somehow she had the tanto he always kept on his body and the shotgun hidden under his desk, and she didn't even move.

Majima suppressed the urge to blink in surprise, but even he had to admit that it was impressive.]

...Nice trrrick.

[myimmortal]

[She twirls the gun and it...continues to hover up there.]

Thank you!

You could really poke a person's eye out with that thing!

[receiveyou]

Nope. The tanto with the bamboo hilt's for takin' eyes.

[How every specific.]

[myimmortal]

You are strangely specific about what weapon you use to kill what part of the body with.

[Says the girl who disarmed him rather easily. She takes the gun and looks at it, studying it.]

A lot of students and teachers use these on campus and I never really held one in my hand before-

[BANG! Off it goes when she's pointing it towards her. She may have meant to do that and not point it anywhere else. The bullet squishes and falls to the ground.]

...oh that is something.

[receiveyou]

Ya never heard of a typecast knife, then.

[Okay you were some sort of super being, so obviously you wouldn't be so dumb as to shoot yourse-- OH HE WAS WRONG. WHAT THE HELL.

Majima's eye twitched visibly as the bullet bounced harmlessly off her. Okay, now he was getting pissed off.]

All rrright. Forget who ya are. What are you.

[myimmortal]

[Okay fine, even Bob was beyond trolling at this point.]

I'm the Alpha and the Omega, if I so desire.

Bob Heather Arceus. The Original One.

[You know this would look more threatening if the gun wasn't held in a way that it still aimed at herself.]

[receiveyou]

[It also would've been more effective if Majima knew what any of that actually meant. Alpha and Omega? That sort of wooshed over his head.]

The fuck's that supposed t'mean.

[myimmortal]

...I suppose perhaps showing would be better...

[Let her just put that gun down on the floor, all awkward-like]

[godmode_enabled]

[Suddenly, the 5'1" girl shifted into a 10 feet tall beast...thing.]

This is my true form. I was the first Pokemon born and I created the other Pokemon and the world they live in.

[receiveyou]

[And then Majima was confused forever.

Because he still had no idea what Pokemon were. But it seemed like 'giant animals with superpowers' wasn't an inaccurate idea.

Also she was kinda talking into his mind or something crazy??? And she said she made all those other weird animals?]

So yer their boss...?

[godmode_enabled]

...

No one has said it in such a way before, but I suppose that is somewhat accurate.

I do not control them, however. They are free to do as they please. I am a creator, not a puppet master. Free will is of uttermost importance to me.

[receiveyou]

[Maybe Majima was treating this whole affair with a bit less reverence than was due, but it was just fantasy nonsense to him anyway. If you had a giant not-llama thing, then it might as well be an enigmatic psychic who brought you bento boxes, right? He was rolling with it.

If she made them all, then maybe she had some goddamn answers for him.]

Rrright. Then maybe ya can tell me this: what the fuck're Pokemon, anyway?

[godmode_enabled]

Let me explain it to you...

[And lo, Bob did doth explain it in a montage and info dumping into his head and thus now he knows about the Pocket Monsters and how humanity evolved to use them as friends bla bla bla etc.

POKÉMON!]

[receiveyou]

[You could probably hear a BOOM! as Majima's mind exploded with information. He was seeing stars. Also he probably had a headache now. God...

Yes, okay, she was actually a god then. Geez. So what, gods were real now? Next thing he knew, Amaterasu was going to be hanging out at the school too, huh?

He was just kinda sitting there with his brain fizzled out for a second. Give him a bit. That was a pretty big infodump.]

[godmode_enabled]

[Arceus, on the other hand, just waited for him to get better. There might have been a fan appearing and a towel on the other side, giving him some air.

Also his favorite drink on the table.]

[receiveyou]

[Oh, aged whiskey! And totally not pink lemonade! Yes, that is exactly what he needs right now.

With a groan, Majima rubbed his forehead. Things made a lot more sense now... but at the same time, it also made it a lot more crazy. But that was exactly the way he liked it, wasn't it?

And besides, being armed with more information was never a bad thing. What got crammed in his head just then was probably a better understanding than he would've gotten from a book. So, of all people/creatures/things, a god decided to break into his office for kicks.

Just beautiful. The absurdity was just amazing.

Majima leaned back in his chair... and he just began to laugh maniacally.]

Heh heh... Eheeheehee... EHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHEE--!

[myimmortal]

[Well uh...that was new.

People usually got angry or scared or cracked a little, but going completely on the deep end but not really mad like he was doing was certainly different. And for some reason laughter was contagious so, what the hell, she started to laugh so much she turned back to her human form.]

[receiveyou]

[Yes. Laugh along. That was the correct response. When Majima was finally done with his hysterics, he stood up suddenly and slammed a hand down on his desk. Bob got his very most serious stare.]

So, benevolent god walkin' the earth numberrr, eh?

[Then he pointed at her and his face broke out in a crooked smile.]

I like ya. We oughta get drinks sometime.

[myimmortal]

I'm terrible at drinking, but I'll go if you like.

[Hey, at least she is very honest.]

I'd give you the gun back, but I think I might end up shooting you accidentally.

[Very truthful.]

[receiveyou]

[Majima took a swig from his whiskey on the table, then spread his arms out jovially.]

Who carrres~? What kinda idiot passes up a drrrink with a god?

[With that, he casually sauntered over to where she'd placed the shotgun and picked it up. Majima caressed the barrel as he commented;] Ya make worlds but ya can't handle a firearm. Pretty lady, yer out of date~

[myimmortal]

Well I gave life and created many things, but man's recent inventions are still mostly a mystery to me. You all surprise me time and time again. I suppose that is your greatest gift.

[Pause]

It is not like I would require a gun, regardless.

[receiveyou]

[Majima leaned against his desk as he gestured about with the shotgun. It's cool, he got the safety on.]

Now, guns ain't so recent. 'Course, ya make a world with Pokemon, men there prrrobably don't need 'em.

Ain't so much like that anywhere else. [He took another sip of whiskey.]

[myimmortal]

[Wait why is he pointing the shotgun what is a safety feature.]

There are guns there, although not used as much. Most...plans involve taking Pokemon illegally and making them serve a syndicate. Team Rocket was one such group a few years ago.

I never wanted humans to do so themselves, but as so they decided to take this path, I will respect it. I am content to watch for now.

[Oh. For now.]

[receiveyou]

Syndicate, eh? [Majima chuckled a little as he nursed his whiskey.

How much did she know of the yakuza, he had to wonder. She could've grabbed anything she needed out of his head, of course, but it seemed like it wasn't in the pretty lady's style.]

Looks like people're people no matter where ya go~ Can't say I'd act much differrrent.