smash_logs | DORM LOG GET IN HERE EVERYONE

Who: You, you, you, and you
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Whatever happens happens, bro!
When: January 13 - January 31
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Slumber party in the common room! Build a wall outside your best or worst friend's room from whatever garbage you find lying around to prevent them from escaping the confines of their dorm! Gather around the TV for some late night movie action! Kidnap a princess or two! Break down some unfortunate walls! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

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[Okay, Eli, breathe. Stop yelling, anyway.]

I don't care about him. I use his ring to train in. THAT'SSS IT.

[And she gives Majima a SCOWL.]

[Majima turned to Amitie matter-of-factly. His answer to her question was decidedly different.]

Because fightin' toughens you up. And 'cause she thinks... [He glanced knowingly in Eli's direction,] that her rrrage makes her stronger.

Ooooh! That kinda makes sense, 'cuz I wanna be a wonderful magic user and that means I gotta be strong too, but I don't think being angry would help a lot.

[HMMPH.]

I'm already ssstrong. I just need to be ssssstronger and fassster.

So stop leadin' me on~ Am I yer boyfriend or yer trrrainer, then?

[Of course, no one had officially explained Pokemon to Majima yet, so he was utterly unaware of the implications about trainers. He was just teasing, as usual. A choice between the two, Eli. How 'bout it?]

Huh!? Get really real! You're a trainer too? [Look at her eyes sparkle in curiosity, Majima]

NO. Neither. He'sss NOT my trainer.

[GLARE. LIKE, DAGGERS.]

[Innocence!]

I could be~! It's basically what I've been doin' afterrr all~

No you couldn't. Not that kind of trainer.

[ASJGJGHFKJHDK.]

So what kind of trainer? A magic trainer?

[Magic. What. No, you crazy.

Anyways, who were you to doubt his awesome training abilities? He built his own crime family and everything. Disciplined them and made them tough. So why not.]

The normal kind of trainer. Why couldn't I?

[You are grating on her nerves, Amitie. At the same time Majima answered, Eli did as well.]

A Pokemon trainer, you ssstupid bitch.

Well 's not like those don't exist either.

... what's a Pokemon though?

[He stared at Eli too.]

Yeah, the hell's that supposed to be?

Augh.

I'm a Pokemon. They're creaturesss. Like... animalsss. People use them for fighting or fucking ssstupid beauty contesssts, et sssetera.

And I don't have a trainer. I train myssself.

[Eli was a massive cobra.

Eli was a a Pokemon.

Pokemon were like animals.

Majima rubbed his chin in thought. Logically following that...]

So animals that're fuckin' massive arrre Pokemon.

No.

[Damn, strike one.]

...Animals that'rrre used for cockfights and pageants are Pokemon.

Not quite.

[Well, he didn't have any other ideas. Majima narrowed his eye.]

Yer explanation's crap.

[Hrrngh.]

They're like animals.

[Graahh.]

Yer either an animal or yer not. The fuck are ya supposed to be then, a vegetable?

So are they like Dongurigaeru? Which are frogs except not?

...The fuck is a Dongurigaer...u?

'Acorn frog,' dumbass.

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