DORM LOG GET IN HERE EVERYONE

[pitticus]

Who: You, you, you, and you
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Whatever happens happens, bro!
When: January 13 - January 31
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Slumber party in the common room! Build a wall outside your best or worst friend's room from whatever garbage you find lying around to prevent them from escaping the confines of their dorm! Gather around the TV for some late night movie action! Kidnap a princess or two! Break down some unfortunate walls! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

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[receiveyou]

[And then Majima was confused forever.

Because he still had no idea what Pokemon were. But it seemed like 'giant animals with superpowers' wasn't an inaccurate idea.

Also she was kinda talking into his mind or something crazy??? And she said she made all those other weird animals?]

So yer their boss...?

[godmode_enabled]

...

No one has said it in such a way before, but I suppose that is somewhat accurate.

I do not control them, however. They are free to do as they please. I am a creator, not a puppet master. Free will is of uttermost importance to me.

[receiveyou]

[Maybe Majima was treating this whole affair with a bit less reverence than was due, but it was just fantasy nonsense to him anyway. If you had a giant not-llama thing, then it might as well be an enigmatic psychic who brought you bento boxes, right? He was rolling with it.

If she made them all, then maybe she had some goddamn answers for him.]

Rrright. Then maybe ya can tell me this: what the fuck're Pokemon, anyway?

[godmode_enabled]

Let me explain it to you...

[And lo, Bob did doth explain it in a montage and info dumping into his head and thus now he knows about the Pocket Monsters and how humanity evolved to use them as friends bla bla bla etc.

POKÉMON!]

[receiveyou]

[You could probably hear a BOOM! as Majima's mind exploded with information. He was seeing stars. Also he probably had a headache now. God...

Yes, okay, she was actually a god then. Geez. So what, gods were real now? Next thing he knew, Amaterasu was going to be hanging out at the school too, huh?

He was just kinda sitting there with his brain fizzled out for a second. Give him a bit. That was a pretty big infodump.]

[godmode_enabled]

[Arceus, on the other hand, just waited for him to get better. There might have been a fan appearing and a towel on the other side, giving him some air.

Also his favorite drink on the table.]

[receiveyou]

[Oh, aged whiskey! And totally not pink lemonade! Yes, that is exactly what he needs right now.

With a groan, Majima rubbed his forehead. Things made a lot more sense now... but at the same time, it also made it a lot more crazy. But that was exactly the way he liked it, wasn't it?

And besides, being armed with more information was never a bad thing. What got crammed in his head just then was probably a better understanding than he would've gotten from a book. So, of all people/creatures/things, a god decided to break into his office for kicks.

Just beautiful. The absurdity was just amazing.

Majima leaned back in his chair... and he just began to laugh maniacally.]

Heh heh... Eheeheehee... EHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHEE--!

[myimmortal]

[Well uh...that was new.

People usually got angry or scared or cracked a little, but going completely on the deep end but not really mad like he was doing was certainly different. And for some reason laughter was contagious so, what the hell, she started to laugh so much she turned back to her human form.]

[receiveyou]

[Yes. Laugh along. That was the correct response. When Majima was finally done with his hysterics, he stood up suddenly and slammed a hand down on his desk. Bob got his very most serious stare.]

So, benevolent god walkin' the earth numberrr, eh?

[Then he pointed at her and his face broke out in a crooked smile.]

I like ya. We oughta get drinks sometime.

[myimmortal]

I'm terrible at drinking, but I'll go if you like.

[Hey, at least she is very honest.]

I'd give you the gun back, but I think I might end up shooting you accidentally.

[Very truthful.]

[receiveyou]

[Majima took a swig from his whiskey on the table, then spread his arms out jovially.]

Who carrres~? What kinda idiot passes up a drrrink with a god?

[With that, he casually sauntered over to where she'd placed the shotgun and picked it up. Majima caressed the barrel as he commented;] Ya make worlds but ya can't handle a firearm. Pretty lady, yer out of date~

[myimmortal]

Well I gave life and created many things, but man's recent inventions are still mostly a mystery to me. You all surprise me time and time again. I suppose that is your greatest gift.

[Pause]

It is not like I would require a gun, regardless.

[receiveyou]

[Majima leaned against his desk as he gestured about with the shotgun. It's cool, he got the safety on.]

Now, guns ain't so recent. 'Course, ya make a world with Pokemon, men there prrrobably don't need 'em.

Ain't so much like that anywhere else. [He took another sip of whiskey.]

[myimmortal]

[Wait why is he pointing the shotgun what is a safety feature.]

There are guns there, although not used as much. Most...plans involve taking Pokemon illegally and making them serve a syndicate. Team Rocket was one such group a few years ago.

I never wanted humans to do so themselves, but as so they decided to take this path, I will respect it. I am content to watch for now.

[Oh. For now.]

[receiveyou]

Syndicate, eh? [Majima chuckled a little as he nursed his whiskey.

How much did she know of the yakuza, he had to wonder. She could've grabbed anything she needed out of his head, of course, but it seemed like it wasn't in the pretty lady's style.]

Looks like people're people no matter where ya go~ Can't say I'd act much differrrent.

[myimmortal]

This is true! Team Rocket was destroyed by Red, however. Never underestimate the power of a trainer against even an entire crime empire!

Sometimes even the darkest horse would not follow the easiest path laid out to them.

[...WHAT.]

[receiveyou]

[Ah, he smelled a warning against his less than socially acceptable occupation in there. But regret and remorse was something Majima simply didn't do.]

Well, that depends, don't it? Call 'em criminals if ya like. But there's men who believe in what they stand for, enough that they don't care what they're called.

[He smiled darkly and tipped the glass in Bob's direction.]

Like me.

[myimmortal]

I am only too aware of this.

[She sits down...on an invisible chair.]

That is humanity's greatest strength and weakness, I suppose. That and your tenacity, and your ability to invent. Your spirits are strong, and for this, I suppose I am still interested to see where this will all lead you, both the good...and the bad.

However, when the time comes...Judgement will be inevitable.

[receiveyou]

[Majima was staring her down as if eye contact was suddenly a game of chicken. If it was spirit she admired, well, he had plenty of it - along with a sizable heaping of bad and good.]

Then brrring it on.

I been ready since the day I joined the yakuza. I don't live with regret, pretty lady.

[myimmortal]

I never said you were either!

The Judgement is not reserved for you as a person, but the entire world itself.

[Oh. Ooooh, she's speaking about Armageddon. NO BIG.]

But after nearly fifteen billion years, I have ranked up many regrets, I'm afraid.

[receiveyou]

[Majima chuckled again and took another sip of whiskey.]

Everrrybody gets a death sometime - they just don't like to face up to the fact! Might as well go out with a bang, yeah?

Now, what kinda things does a god rrregret, I wonder...

[myimmortal]

I will only die when everything else is dead. At least, that is what I understand. However training has also taught me that the world would not disappear if I was to die before that.

[It's the little things clearly.]

Although I do suppose it's one way to look at it. [she does grin a bit, even if her face looks solemn as she remembers the things she is regretful for.]

It will not be the first time I have nearly ended the world, amongst other things. Even so many millenia later, I wonder if I perused the right action.

Oh and that time in Vegas, I suppose. Well no, not quite regret. More sadness at what needed to come to pass.

[receiveyou]

[Majima studied her face intently as the god spoke, in between drinking his whiskey. Well, that Vegas story sounded like it would've been interesting, but hey, whatever happened in Vegas stayed there.

The uncertainty was a little surreal. Did I do the right thing was just such... a human question.]

...Hm.

[Pause.]

Vegas is overrrrated, anyway. Not my thing.

You should try Kamurrrocho instead.

[myimmortal]

[Nothing like getting drunk in Vegas anyway.]

It was fun actually! Another example of my terrible drinking skills, mind you.

[She calls up her memories to see if she's been to Kamurocho before.]

Kamurocho? Is it like Kabukicho? Last time I went there, there was nothing but a...swamp.

[You don't sound like a swamp type of guy.]

You don't sound like a swamp type of guy.

[Yes, thank you.]

Maybe we should go there! Kamurocho that is.

[receiveyou]

Mm. Yeah, I ain't. City's changed a bit since.

[His face brightened up with a smile and terrible ideas.]

Tell ya what, I'll show ya around sometime. Therrre's a place I own, ya might get a kick outta it.

It's called Purgatory.

[Ha ha. How appropriate.]