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gricklegrass ([personal profile] gricklegrass) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2011-12-19 11:30 pm
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Make a kiss and take a berry

Who: YOU. EVERYONE. SMASH ACADEMY & FRIENDS.
What: Making out I mean MISTLETOE.
When: December 19th to January 1st.
Where: Everywhere.
Rating: The letter appropriate for Kissing & Violence against Plants & Swearing.

After Celebi's inquiries about tiny, berried plants, she came to a few conclusions. Either people really liked them or people were pretty indifferent to them! Or they were grumpy. There seemed to be a lot of grumpies. Clearly the solution to that was to bring the mistletoe on to campus and let it flourish! EVERYWHERE.

IT WAS EVERYWHERE.

In the halls. In doorways. Over your locker. Over your rival's locker. Dangling over your head exactly when you least expected it. If you did not want to encounter it you were probably encountering it.

And they were persistent! They were under the grass pixie's watchful eye this year. Did it just move when you tried to shoot it? Was the shot reflected back at you?? WHAT.

To make matters worse, if you happened to find yourself under certain sprigs of the holiday plant, you were stuck there. STUCK FOR ETERNITY, or at least until you got a smooch. How perfectly, wonderfully devious. There was a certain witch to thank for that.

HOW FESTIVE.

[[Have at it!! Post your dudes, go get smooches.

+ Celebi won't like you trying to destroy the plants. She will move them a couple of frustrating inches.
+ Some (not all!) plants are CURSED via Ashley. No moving until smooching. You better hope for a smooch.
+ Don't forget to add your characters' tag via the edit tag button!

Go get festive, Smash Academy BD]]

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I never said you were any of those.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
....not specifically, no. But I'm not anything like any of those things so... I'm not Cute.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
You sound exactly like Zhenya...

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
.....isn't that that Volgin guys' first name? I don't think I sound much like him at all.

[....well, actually, the what..? Two times they'd spoken before the whole thing last, last Christmas season, they had had a few similar qualities, he did recall. But he wasn't about to admit it.]

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's only the "I'm not cute" thing. He hates when I tell him that.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... I guess I wouldn't mind if my girl called me 'cute'. I'd know in what way she meant it.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with me saying you're cute?

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
....it's weird comin' from you. So far as I know you aren't a fan of us Non-Humans so chances are you're saying it to be condescending.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I never said I didn't like all non-humans. Just the ill-behaved Pokemon.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I dunno, bub. To just outright shoot a guy is pretty cold and can you honestly say you'da done the same if it was another Human?

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
No. I would've just punched him. But I can't do that to a Charizard. It wouldn't have any impact.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
.....yeah. I guess that is a point. Unless you're actually... y'know. Strong. And somehow, I don't see it. No offense.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
No offense taken. My skills lie in speed, not strength. I'm a runner, after all.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I see.

[....awkward silence.]

....well then. I guess... I misjudged you. Sort of. I still find it pretty damn terrible you shot my pal. But you're not the hate-monger I had you pegged as.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
See? People make me out to be far worse than I am.
Edited 2012-01-12 05:57 (UTC)

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
.....you're still pretty bad. You're just not as Speciesist as I thought you were. Which is a start.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-13 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Tons of people have done far worse!

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-13 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh geeze - don't start that again! By that logic I could up'n punch you for no good reason except some folks do worse things than punch guys.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2012-01-13 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'd punch back, just to warn you.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-13 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I can't say I'm particularly scared.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2012-01-14 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
....you lost me. What scientists? Like.. Apple Kid?