baby it's cold outside

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

Who: YOU
What: SNOW
When: DECEMBER 4th
Where: EVERYWHERE
Warnings: SNOW

As a quiet Sunday morning dawned on the school's campus, one could perhaps...feel it in the air. A creeping chill, a silent, barely-detectable indication that yes. Today would be the day.

Today, it would snow.

[OOC: GO CRAZY. Make threads. Have snowball fights. You guys know how this works.]

Comments

[gricklegrass]

"dath wof e uper geeath"

That would be super great

how was she even talking this was just

blowing the pants off of every reality

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

all of the realities were without pants because that was how celebi worked, except marth didn't know this

"wait," he began as though it'd only occurred to him, "i know how to make fire"

and he did

marth had made fired in akaneia before; he just needed some sticks and some man power

so he ran around like a chicken a few times and even had to dig through the snow to get some

[gricklegrass]

oh

fire

damn

she didn't know what he was doing with that

abort abort abort she couldn't abort cause she was stuck

"ehnnyyoooo"

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

marth could totally make fire because he was a renaissance man and could do tons of things that most people didn't know about

so he situated his hands carefully beneath the conjoined celebi and snow fort

"don't move," he commanded "this should work; if it hurts, tell me"

and then he made his small, tiny fire and hopefully his plan would work

[gricklegrass]

the renaissance was pretty flipping sweet ok

WHOA HELLO THERE

MR. FIRE

DOWN BELOW

she tried really hard not to wiggle her butt too much but it was really tempting to do!!!

i don't know about you but i would guess thing were gonna get a little steamy

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

things were getting pretty steamy and not the shower kind

so certainly she was becoming toasty

marth used his hands to billow the steam from the fire up along with the heat as he tried to direct it towards celebi's tongue

"you can try pulling your tongue back anytime, but if it hurts, wait a few moments and try again"

[gricklegrass]

so she tried

"eehhhhhh"

it didn't work so she waited

and waited

and it was too hot so she tried aga--

OH THERE SHE WENT TUMBLIN THROUGH THE AIR

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

SAILING CELEBIS AWAAAAAAY

marth's eyebrows rose nearly into his hairline and not knowing she could levitate or float or fly or whatever it was that celebis did, he sprinted across the snow with his arms open to catch celebi

as she'd just become smash academy's first pokémon football

[gricklegrass]

SPLAT

right into

his beautiful renaissance arms

touch

down

marf

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

and then he did an awesome victory dance

except not so much

but he did look her over with all of the care he could muster up

he smiled, "everything in one piece?"

[gricklegrass]

there was a thorough self pat down

"yes!"

it was spoken directly in his mind

as they pulled reality's pants back on and zipped it up like good children

[aestheticemblem.livejournal.com]

oh, she was kind of creepy with the mind talk

he blinked as she stared at her

what had he just caught?

"good," he said in his normal, uninteresting speech, "you should not go licking things like that anymore"

even if he did find her to be a bit cute - in an odd kind of way

[gricklegrass]

he caught an infestation

good job

"it tasted really good though!!"

like

MOON SUGAR