http://leadthemalong.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2008-07-11 06:26 pm

Biology

(OOC: I don't feel like scribbling shit on openCanvas. Sorry guys I was out today and I feel lazy as hell. Just use your imagination.)

As promised, I will continue my explanation of the Grub-Dog family from last lecture. Oh how I wish the entire school year could go on like this...to get paid to talk about things like this. Though I don't think I can finish today, I'll get on to the Bulblax subspecies next time.

*Olimar draws a rough outline of an Orange Bulborb...or tries to, it's a little faded out*
Oh dear, looks like this marker died out as well. Hmmph...Well anyways...This is an Oculus kageyamii orangium, or simply the Orange Bulborb. It shares many characteristics of your typical bulborb. Its large eyes are quite bloodshot, as they are naturally more aggressive and high strung then other bulborbs. They're very sensitive and easy to wake up when sleeping in the day. Again, learned THAT the hard way...

Well I believe I should cover another subspecies that isn't a Bulborb but perhaps...

*He sketches a Spotty Bulbear, this time with a different marker*
Spotty Bulbears, Oculus terribilis dotticum, may look like Bulborbs but as you can see here they are much different in skeletal structure and appearance. Note how the bulbears' mouth structure is nothing like that of a bulborb's. Just to make things more difficult! They sure can devour a lot of Pikmin at once... They are unique in the Grub-Dog species in that they have their less dedicated patrol paths and are not nocturnal like their cousin the bulborb. Now here's an interesting fact to take note of: when 'killed' by a Pikmin swarm they have the ability to revive given a long time to recover. So get that beast to the Onion as fast as possible, you'll regret it if you don't!...Oh oh sorry...rambling to myself again...

Now here's an interesting creature! *Draws a Water Dumple* These aquatic creatures actually have a skeleton near matching that of a bulborb! The Ichthyosa felinis, a Water Dumple. They live in freshwater pools and marshes though they can be lured onto land. If common theory on their evolution proves correct, they have only recently migrated to an aquatic habitat.

While merely a Red Bulborb infected, remember that parasitic Pikmin I talked about a few classes ago? They seem to love taking host of them, giving them the name Bulbmin. Parasiticus pikminicus, rather obvious WHY it's called that yes? Now this is the moment I've been waiting for really. For once I have managed to snag a Juvenile Bulbmin that managed to wander out of the underground caverns they live in. The parasite burrows its root-like limbs into the nervous system of the host bulborb and infusing it with natural hormonal excretion. The bulborb is fully controlled by it, though the host's appetite is completely impossible to suppress. In fact the Bulborb I captured I will probably need to release so it won't grow up to eat everyone overnight! I asked the science wing to kindly store it for me today so I can bring it out here to show you all! No need to worry, at this stage of its life it is completely harmless! It even acts like a Pikmin in everyway!

Errrm, I will be back in a short while. I need to go get it. Don't try to sneak out, this school has had enough trouble this week!

[identity profile] beast-junction.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
FFFFffff......
I want a Bulbmin SOOOOOOO bad! I mean they're just so adorable!
I wonder if I could....
Just what kind of places would sell one?
Hmmmmm....

In fact, if Pikmin can do that to Bulborbs, then couldn't they also do that to other creatures? Like, the Bulbear, or something? I mean, it's plausible, I guess, right?
Dang it, now I need some of those parasitic Pikmin, too.
Not for like, testing, but for uh....aesthetic purposes?
YEAH! Aesthetic purposes!!
Yes, I'm sure he'll buy that!

[identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
*Copies down notes and drawings, though he does seem a tad distracted... most likely preoccupied with thoughts about tomorrow's trip.*

[identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
...Hm? Oh, y-yes! Sorry, I just keep thinking about tomorrow. I'm, ah, paying attention though!

So... how long do these parasites use their host for?

[identity profile] madyoyoskillz.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
*leans forward in his seat, looking over at the Bulbmin* Aww, it's so cute, the way its teeth stick out! You wouldn't think something that small would grow up to be something so huge and destructive.

[identity profile] pkloveomega.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Wow... parasites? Pikmin have made some amazing adaptations to deal with all these Grub-Dogs trying to eat them, huh?
Now I don't feel so worried about Rope Snake trying to eat Ionia... for all I know, she could probably beat him up.
*Lucas happens to love Biology, especially the stuff on Pikmin and their predators. Blame it on Ionia. Unlike math, he's doing a great job of staying focused and getting down thorough notes.*

[identity profile] pkloveomega.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's... it's really fascinating, that's all. It's amazing to think that that such fantastic creatures can exist without being man-made. Besides... I should know as much about Ionia's ecosystem as possible, right?
I'd love it if we could learn about this stuff more often.

[identity profile] pkloveomega.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nature has just as much of a right to exist as we have a right to progress.
...Sir... I... I wish more people could be like you.

[identity profile] windsofchance.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
So it's like the parasitic vines that grow on trees... scary! I feel sorry for the poor bulborb...

[identity profile] getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
So this is the result of a pikmin taking host of a bulborb, eh? *gazes at the bulbmin while writing down notes* This little guy's actually pretty cute.
raced_god: (Ollie Vision)

[personal profile] raced_god 2008-07-12 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
*Saunters past the classroom, peeks in and waaaaves*

>]
raced_god: (I am very sparkly.)

[personal profile] raced_god 2008-07-12 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Heading off to class riiiiight now. Thought I'd say hi.

If you say so, Ollie~
raced_god: (I lol'd.)

[personal profile] raced_god 2008-07-12 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hey Jeff!

You pay attention. I gotta run...see you in class! BD

[identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Er... o-okay, Mr. Falcon.

[identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... n-not at all.

*Awkwardly gets back to notes*

[identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
(Jeez, he's not making this any less weird.)

I was just... surprised to see Mr. Falcon here, that's all.

[identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
...Th-things?

*scoots chair closer*

[identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
...well, I guess that's understandable. I'm so curious now.

[identity profile] itsafootball.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
*devotedly in class despite injuries FOR THE LOVE OF STANLEY*

The Bulbmin sound kinda scary, too . . . all these-a creatures I never heard of, lurking out there! *shudders* What a world . . .

[identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I-I greatly admire your spirit, Professor!

[identity profile] itsafootball.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I-a can understand! I feel the same way about a-finding new Italian recipes I've never done before! *similar determined pose ow my body* Adventures in da kitchen!

. . . though not-a much dangers to be faced in a kitchen, so your adventures are probably more daring . . . you're a pretty brave-a guy, Professor!

[identity profile] itsafootball.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
((OOC: LOL you're right. They should get together for some tea and fag the whole day long about themselves to each other.))

*impressed* That-a sounds so exciting! I like-a hearing about people's adventures, Mario comes-a home often with a ton! I'd-a love to hear yours, too, Professor!~

*smug as well* Sometimes even ~I~ get to do some dangerous adventures of my own. Finding stars, saving the world, y'know how it is. *cocky chuckle*

Louie? I think I've-a seen him around . . . cooks at the café sometimes, right?

[identity profile] itsafootball.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
It-It's-a okay if you've barely heard of me. *sighs* At least you-a remember my name . . . I have-a done a lot, though!

You helped protect a whole lot of Pikmin right? Helped them, took care of them--that's-a like saving a little world, the world of Pikmin! Maybe? It's-a still amazing!

He cooks very delicious food, then. Maybe I-a can trade recipes with him . . .

[identity profile] lizardon-fire.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*barges into the classroom noisily, not really meaning to, but unable to control her strength well... she's wearing clothes that are far too small for her, and look more fit for Zigzagoon's stature, but... beggars can't be choosers*

'yo Prof! I'll be one of your new students from today on. Name's Charizard.

*looks around for a seat and hums, sitting down and staring curiously at the caged Bulbmin*

What's that? What class is this, again? Bio? ...

Why is that thing kinda cute?

[identity profile] lizardon-fire.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
((OOC: EXTREEEEEEEEEEME))

Nice to meetcha, Prof.

Wow, really? *smiles widely* Okay, Prof! I'll take good care of it~. *reads through the notes*

[identity profile] loudflowerpower.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
A parasite? Eww... although, I guess it is kind of cute in its own way...

((OOC: so much backdating!))