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[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

Who: Wario and anyone else
What: HEALTH CLASS
Where: Um... the health classroom.
When: Backdated to Monday, October 3rd
Warnings: This is Wario teaching health. Use your imagination.

Ugh. This was the worst part of having a job: having to do actual work. However, it was just teaching. Teaching was the easiest of jobs, right? Wario could sit around and do nothing for 90% of the time, getting summer vacation and tenure and still make a decent salary.

However, this was the 10% of the time Wario had to do work. He had to teach a health class. This should be pretty easy to wing. Wario knew about health. Yep. There was the food pyramid, which consisted of... uh... He stopped to think. Food pyramid. Food pyramid. Well, he'd make it up. Garlic at the base, steak, donuts, cake, pasta.... And at the top where the "bad" things went was... fruit. Yes. Fruit. And some vegetables. Wario liked vegetables in lasagna, and of course garlic was a vegetable. But he was not really into fruit so much.

So, with that knowledge, Wario scribbled a food pyramid on the board.



And when the students came in, he would lecture about that. Yes.

Comments

ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

Re: ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[surpass.livejournal.com]

[This.

Is not what he expected.

At all.

8I]

Re: ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[paneldeflambe.livejournal.com]

[...

She could like this chart. Could.

Just needs less sweets.]

Re: ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

[Wario can dig that. But remember, if you want proper nutrition, balance is key! Eat at least three to four servings of donuts per day, at least three to five of cake, etc.]

Re: ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[punchtheflute.livejournal.com]

Sonmy Moe is here and ready to learn about healthy.

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

...

[What the hell is this?]

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

[This is called Health. If you want to be healthy you should follow this food pyramid, Red.]

[staticclingy.livejournal.com]

[Oh! What is this funny drawing about?

Whoever drew it is very good at drawing!]

Re: ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

[This guy hardly looks qualified to be teaching about health, but maybe Jeff will be pleasantly surprised.]

Re: ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

[There was one pink ball sitting with a very excited smile on his face. OH MAN FOOD OH MAN POYOYOYO]

Re: ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[will-ablaze.livejournal.com]

[Health is good! Though... that pyramid was seriously lacking.

Nevertheless, Riwane took a seat quickly, even more happy as she recognized a few faces in the class.]

Re: ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[using-science.livejournal.com]

[Ema thought that chart didn't look right. But she said nothing.]

Re: ATTENDANCE/ARRIVAL

[miracleprayer.livejournal.com]

[Oh. My. This is... not what Paula's parents taught her about health and eating properly. How distressing.]

ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

Re: ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS

[surpass.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought garlic should be eaten in such heavy amounts...

[HE'S... BOTH CONFUSED AND WEIRDLY FASCINATED? ⊙△⊙]

Re: ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS

[paneldeflambe.livejournal.com]

Steak needs to be higher priority on the pyramid!

[Steak is delicious. Yes. Especially with habanero steak sauce on top. MMMM.]

Re: ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS

[punchtheflute.livejournal.com]

Sonny is, frankly, dissapointed.

"....that's not right at all! Look, here's how it goes."

He has. Commandeered the whiteboard and a red marker and he is making edits.

"THERE"

(http://s518.photobucket.com/albums/u341/monotreme101/?action=view&current=foodpyramidwtf.jpg)

And you call yourself a Health Teacher!?

[staticclingy.livejournal.com]

Sir? What is the drawing about, sir? What is this class about, sir? I just walk into any class that I find, sir! J'aime les classes! It's fun!

Is this class about Egypt, sir? I saw things called.. called.. Piro.. Peiro.. Piromeds! In a book, sir! Oui!

Re: ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS

[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

[...He's surprised, all right...]

Re: ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS

[will-ablaze.livejournal.com]

Umm teacha, yew shure that table's rite?

Ah mean....

Ah feel there's sum serious lack 'a meat in there.

Steaks, ribs.... well ya know wut Ah mean!

Re: ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS

[using-science.livejournal.com]

Well...

[Um.]

I did hear garlic was good for the heart!

[S-SHE TRIED???]

Re: ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS

[miracleprayer.livejournal.com]

I'm... not quite sure the pyramid's correct. I mean, if you really eat that much cake and donuts, then you could become overweight or develop diabetes, right?

LURKERS

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Re: LURKERS

[thedesertrose]

Nabooru was lurking. Purely on the basis that she wanted to make it a habit to see how the other faculty members taught. She probably should have done that sooner, but this Wario guy just seemed like he wasn't up to any good.

So whether he'd seen her or not, the Gerudo sat in an empty desk in the back of the room. Wow. It'd been a while since she'd been in one of those.

OTHER STUFF

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