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smash_logs2011-10-04 08:28 pm
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Who: Wario and anyone else
What: HEALTH CLASS
Where: Um... the health classroom.
When: Backdated to Monday, October 3rd
Warnings: This is Wario teaching health. Use your imagination.
Ugh. This was the worst part of having a job: having to do actual work. However, it was just teaching. Teaching was the easiest of jobs, right? Wario could sit around and do nothing for 90% of the time, getting summer vacation and tenure and still make a decent salary.
However, this was the 10% of the time Wario had to do work. He had to teach a health class. This should be pretty easy to wing. Wario knew about health. Yep. There was the food pyramid, which consisted of... uh... He stopped to think. Food pyramid. Food pyramid. Well, he'd make it up. Garlic at the base, steak, donuts, cake, pasta.... And at the top where the "bad" things went was... fruit. Yes. Fruit. And some vegetables. Wario liked vegetables in lasagna, and of course garlic was a vegetable. But he was not really into fruit so much.
So, with that knowledge, Wario scribbled a food pyramid on the board.
And when the students came in, he would lecture about that. Yes.
What: HEALTH CLASS
Where: Um... the health classroom.
When: Backdated to Monday, October 3rd
Warnings: This is Wario teaching health. Use your imagination.
Ugh. This was the worst part of having a job: having to do actual work. However, it was just teaching. Teaching was the easiest of jobs, right? Wario could sit around and do nothing for 90% of the time, getting summer vacation and tenure and still make a decent salary.
However, this was the 10% of the time Wario had to do work. He had to teach a health class. This should be pretty easy to wing. Wario knew about health. Yep. There was the food pyramid, which consisted of... uh... He stopped to think. Food pyramid. Food pyramid. Well, he'd make it up. Garlic at the base, steak, donuts, cake, pasta.... And at the top where the "bad" things went was... fruit. Yes. Fruit. And some vegetables. Wario liked vegetables in lasagna, and of course garlic was a vegetable. But he was not really into fruit so much.
So, with that knowledge, Wario scribbled a food pyramid on the board.
And when the students came in, he would lecture about that. Yes.
Re: ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS
"Tomatoes are not that high a priority. They go higher up the pyramid, but not too high, since they're used in delicious, delicious tomato sauce."
Re: ACTUAL CLASS/QUESTIONS