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Who: Wario and anyone else
What: HEALTH CLASS
Where: Um... the health classroom.
When: Backdated to Monday, October 3rd
Warnings: This is Wario teaching health. Use your imagination.

Ugh. This was the worst part of having a job: having to do actual work. However, it was just teaching. Teaching was the easiest of jobs, right? Wario could sit around and do nothing for 90% of the time, getting summer vacation and tenure and still make a decent salary.

However, this was the 10% of the time Wario had to do work. He had to teach a health class. This should be pretty easy to wing. Wario knew about health. Yep. There was the food pyramid, which consisted of... uh... He stopped to think. Food pyramid. Food pyramid. Well, he'd make it up. Garlic at the base, steak, donuts, cake, pasta.... And at the top where the "bad" things went was... fruit. Yes. Fruit. And some vegetables. Wario liked vegetables in lasagna, and of course garlic was a vegetable. But he was not really into fruit so much.

So, with that knowledge, Wario scribbled a food pyramid on the board.

And when the students came in, he would lecture about that. Yes.

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All right, I agree that steak should be more important because it's delicious.

However, it is NOT as important as garlic. Garlic is the BEST.

Isn't it just meant ta be a compliment or ingredient ta meals an' such anyways? Ah mean, Ah've never hurd of a meal made outta garlic before.

Ah mite be wrong tho.

What?! NO! Of course entire meals can be made of garlic! My favorite snack is to take a bulb of garlic and eat the thing raw. It's delicious and therefore the most important part of the food pyramid.

Rally? Huh. Ah never thought yew could jus' pick it up and eat it lahk an apple... Maybe Ah'll try that sumtime later.

Yew're tha teacha afta all!

Exactly! That's why you come to class, to learn about health! Now you know.

[Wario grinned a bit, satisfied that he had "taught" Riwane. Poor Riwane.]

[And she smiled back! Oblivious of course to the teaching and sitting back to continue learning from the class!]