smash_logs | Smash Fundamentals Again! Let's JUMP ON IT.

Who? Meta Knight, ~~NOBODY~~ you
What? IT'S A CLASS
Where? The Stadium.
When? August 16, morning

[ONCE AGAIN, the class is seated in the bleachers for A Very Enlighening Lecture. Just like every other class he's done ~~JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LOG EM DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T HAPPEN...~~, there are a few minutes of talking and question-answering before it's time for whatever the exercise is today.]

Good morning! For the past few weeks, we've been talking about the importance of agility in a fight. Today you'll all be putting what you've learned to the test by jumping to all these platforms.

[HEY GUYS REMEMBER BOARD THE PLATFORMS ? The cool hologram-y thing the Stadium does looks kind of like that.] Once you jump to a platform the red light will turn blue - there are ten in all, reach each one for the best grade.

[OK SO

The smaller, less strong folk are going to excel here and the giant guys that PUNCH LIKE BEAR will do... Not as good. Instead of falling into a bottomless pit and having some dude yell "FAILURE" at you, the entire platform course is like 8 feet up in the air with a bunch of heavy padding on the ground below.]