http://icequeen-aran.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2009-12-10 12:30 am

Armed Weaponry - Thermal gunfight

Who: Smaus and childrens and not childrens
What: Armed Weaponry Class
Where: Courtyard, outside. Snow.
When: Tuesday, Dec 8th
Warnings: Cheeseburger guns and shenanigans

[[AGAIN this class has totally been taught in spirit this whole time and this particular class is backdated to Tuesday. And I am still the hugest derp.]]

*TODAY. Armed Weaponry will be taking place OUTSIDE in the snow, yes. There is a large note written on Miss Aran's chalkboard stating this for super special for students who did not hear her announce this the last dozen or so times last class, or are stragglers running late and didn't get the memo. Once enough students have filtered into the school's large, open, white-covered courtyard Samus will start her lecture.*

Today we will be revisiting the Super Scope, an item I hope you are all more than familiar with by now and learning how to use your surrounding environment to your advantage.



Here, *as Samus rips off the cover to a large table she had dragged out here earlier, on said table containing a multitude of SUPER SCOPES* you will find Super Scopes modified with a thermal scope instead of a normal scope. This will allow you to see extreme temperature differences, making it easier to detect your opponent in cold settings.



Today will be a simple class. No teams, no capture the flag, just a free-for-all. Utilize your thermal scopes to find opponents. Utilize your environment to avoid detection. The Super Scope itself will generate heat when it is fired, so keep this in mind.

Also keep in mind, *as Samus picks up a Super Scope for herself* I will be playing along with you.


[[The gun itself will record the number of times you are hit and/or successfully hit someone else and will not fire should you try to leave the courtyard with it. Other teachers and non-Armed Weaponry Students are more than welcome to stumble into the courtyard and play too. ♥ ]]
raced_god: (Holy crap gayest sweater ever)

[personal profile] raced_god 2009-12-11 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You still have a class to teach.

[identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
::A gentle reminder from that class she was neglecting to teach sailed through the air::

::A cheeseburger coming in at 90 miles per hour, directly at Samus::

Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

[identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
And suddenly Apple Kid was hit by some sort of shrub. Very clever, shrub, very clever.

Apple Kid looked around for the source of the shot, but found nothing. Very clever, shrub. Very clever indeed.

[identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
::And in the distance -- Apple Kid's score-thing tallied up a direct hit.::

::Oh look, he's waving at you, Miss Aran. You should probably wave back.::

::Also there's an order of french fries flying through the air, but as they're yellow in a white wrapper, they're hard to see against all of this crazy snow::
raced_god: (excuse me wtf r u doin?)

[personal profile] raced_god 2009-12-11 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Which level of hell has cheeseburgers and fries?

Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
As it turns out, thermal scopes make it very easy to see hot things. Fire is a very hot thing. Char's tail was on fire.

Yeah, this was gonna go over real well.

[identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
::Apple Kid is not made for running or hiding or moving fast and he hasn't managed to make some sort of crazy hiding device yet so you can obviously get to him very quickly if you cared to do so::
raced_god: (Can't hear you over how great I am)

[personal profile] raced_god 2009-12-11 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Falcon, meanwhile, is going to eat the fries and watch with mild amusement.]
raced_god: (DO YOU THINK)

[personal profile] raced_god 2009-12-11 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
They're not half-bad, really.

Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

[identity profile] black-flak.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
The very first thing Flak did was start hunting down Max. It wasn't really hard, given how massive he is. The very second he spotted him, Flak moved in, making sure to stay just out of range of where Max can hit, just in case.

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHH!!!!!" He let out a bestial shout, unloading upon Max. Shot after shot sailed through the air. Snow flew up from the impact of stray rounds hitting the ground. Finally, when there was so much scattered snow in the air, Flak could no longer see the target, he stopped firing.

The snow finally settled to the ground, revealing the carnage that had been left in it's wake.

Flak had missed every single shot.

Stupid luck based attacks.

Smaus is getting hit again. 8]

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
::pew::

*WHOOPS IT'S RUN AWAY TIME. RETREAT.*

Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I TOLD YOU, YOU IDIOT, YOU CAN'T SHOOT FOR NOTHIN'" taunted Max.

"NOW GET A LOAD OF THESE GUNS" said Max, flexing as he pulled the trigger, somehow.

Pew pew pew!

All of Max's shots were dead on, heading right at Flak.

And disappeared into nothingness about five feet before they reached him.

"AAAAAAARGH" said Max as he charged at Flak to get within shooting range.
Edited 2009-12-11 06:04 (UTC)

Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

[identity profile] ohjeffums.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
*And then your local unassuming bush took a shot at Nester. In the butt. You are such an easy target that a (gay?) (british?) schoolboy decked in shorts during winter could even lay down the law on your perfectly unconcealed derriere.*

Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

[identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
A bag of fries was flying in the air towards Flak.

A double cheeseburger was flying in the air towards Max.

Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

[identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
::But while you were firing that shot, you made a burst of heat and Apple Kid saw you.::

::There's a hamburger coming flying at your head, Tony.::

Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

[identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
There's a bag of fries headed in your direction, Char.

Where did those even come from, what?
raced_god: (HA! HA!)

Re: Smaus is getting hit again. 8]

[personal profile] raced_god 2009-12-11 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[LOL shit's hilarious.

And these are some really good gunfries.]

Re: Smaus is getting hit again. 8]

[identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
~You recover 23 hp~

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