Who: Lyra, helpers, unsuspecting customers, etc.
What: A bake sale fated to go horrifically wrong. Don't worry, every item is made with love*!
Where: Out on the campus green.
When: June 28 - 30
Warnings: _{*Love may contain traces of Magikoopa dandruff and/or traces of peanuts.}

[It'd taken a whole lot of hard work -- certainly not just from Lyra, but from everyone who had volunteered to chip in -- but all the baking had been done, the booths had been set up, the cashboxes were ready, and the banners were hung. Time to make a positive difference in the community!

It was a perfect day for it today, too. Nice and sunny, with not a hint of rain. All the various trays of baking were laid out lovingly. Cupcakes, cookies, cinnamon rolls, slices of loafs and scones and muffins and cakes and poffins and all other sorts of delectables, all just waiting for snacking. A good supply of napkins, plastic forks, and the like were prepared and waiting, and there were chilled pitchers of ice tea and lemonade, along with a few premade shakers of Aprijuice. How could anyone possibly refuse a spread like this?]

((OOC: And this marks the official beginning of the body horror event! You're welcome to use this log if you need a starting point for your grisly gruesome transformation. Volunteers, feel free to mingle with customers. Hapless victims, go ahead and chat with fellow doomed souls, etc. Go wild, amigos.))

Who: Falcon, Samus, special guest stars Pit and Megaweapon the Doge
What: Angry birds.
When: Starting Saturday morning June 29th, lasting the whole week.
Where: Das Firehaus
Warnings: Dogefights, body horror, panic rooms, profanity, stuff on fire, and yelling. Lots and lots of yelling.

( read on, dear reader )

Who: Max and... probably some other charizards
What: Max is turning into some sort of fireman lizard
Where: Max's Forge and Sundry Other Locations
When: June 29th and beyond
Warnings: Swears. Lots of swears. Violence. Some (Lots of?) violence.

Persons wishing to interact with one (1) Maxizard are welcome to do so once he's finished blossoming into a new man.

Other Persons Turning Into Chayzards Are Welcome To Use This Post As Well. We'll get together a regular Conflagration of Charizards (Is that the collective noun? It seems as if it should be.).

Who: Jock, Blake, Blue
What: Jock awakens into a nightmare
Where: Jock and Blake's room, BE-07
When: June 29th, 2am
Warnings: Descriptions of gross things

Jock had been super excited by the fact that some people had gotten shuffled around in the dorms and now Blake was his roommate. Jock loved having his best friend in the same room as him, even if Blake did spend most of the day in sleeping. Now they could take naps together without that one weird guy looking at them funny. And mom could sleep over whenever she wanted to and he wouldn't have to worry about anybody else moving in.

He went to bed with his belly full and his pride even fuller. Everything was beautiful with the world and nothing bad would ever happen, ever.