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[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Welcome to session 2 of the humanization seminar.

Sorry this wasn't run on Friday night as planned, but it looks like we've gotten a bunch of new students admitted over the weekend so this turned out to be good timing!

Here's what we're going to do:
Each of you who attended the last session will share with all of us your new experiences with your first day being a human. How you felt? How you were able to get around, how those 24 hours of your life went, and then some.

Then we'll have a review where each of you newcomers will pair up with someone who was here last week, and the oldbie will teach the newbie everything we discussed last time and how to use the transformation balls.

If we have time within the hour, we'll move onto lecture about the ninja jutsu technique, otherwise, I have more transformation balls to last you guys for another week. If you need anymore, or to speak to me for any reason, my office is in the science department... though I spend more time in the teacher's lounge...

Towels are here for you first-timers, I hope you returnees brought clothes this time, if not, I'll be doing a headcount of who wears what size and my assistant Petey will bring in some new uniforms. I should have thought of this last week...


So let's carry on! But not so loud because I have a killer headache!

Comments

[youresosweet.livejournal.com]

I...wonder what I'd look like as a human. I wonder if I'll have just as cute hair!~

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Maybe!

[iblistriggered.livejournal.com]

Hey Amy, it looks like the Professor teamed us up for this class, so um, is there anything you wanted to know before we get started?

[pichuwillrocku.livejournal.com]

Wow, transformation. Cool stuff.

Teacher, can you give me a boy's uniform? There's no way I'm wearing those...skirts. BLEH.

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Sure! That can be arranged!

[ore-wa-soumen.livejournal.com]

*comes stumbling in*

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Ah! Good day, Lombardi!

[fabulous-beans.livejournal.com]

*Leers in by the door*

A- a fascinating process indeed! I am here to observe. Heheh.

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Again?

Go sit in the back, Mr. Sparkles! And keep your hair under control! *flinch*

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Better yet, why don't you go coach Pichu on what you learned last week from lurking this class?

[air-locked.livejournal.com]

I'm here to observe as well.

*sits at the back of the class*

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Very well.

[blackrose-grawl.livejournal.com]

*peers around before coming in*

Hello, Uncle. There needs to be more women in here.

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

In class hours you will address me formally, Caroso! Have a seat!

[pichuwillrocku.livejournal.com]

What's with you, perv?

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

ow.. my head.

Anihoo, Most male mamillian animals which of course includes male humans, have some very important, hormone-filled sex organs hanging out of their crotch.

Should you feel threatened by a perverted male, you should know very well that these external sex organs HURT VERY MUCH when you kick them or inflict pain with any melee weapon.


I advise you girls to try your best not to do such a thing in this seminar. Especially for no reason.

It hurts.

[pichuwillrocku.livejournal.com]

...It'll be hard, but I'll try. :/ Well, there goes half my fun.

[iblistriggered.livejournal.com]

Um, well, I used my transformation ball over the weekend, so I din't have to worry about feeling so awkward during class, which...well, it really was awkward. I felt so tall! My hair was nice, though.

It...was a little different to get around things, from the perspective of judging distances and such. I got into the habit of using my psychokinesis to help me move around a lot.

Oh! That's another thing; my powers weren't limited at all! Not...that I noticed, at least. It's a bit hard to tell when it's kind of um, all in your mind.

...s-so to speak.

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Hey! More power to you, right?

My height is relatively the same from my normal form, but I've gained so much weight at the hips!

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

I couldn't swallow like how I can normally, poyo...
But it's fun being taller! :D Sometimes I hit my arms when I try to go through doorways... :

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the world up here, kiddo!

Why don't you teach that wheelchair-looky robot over there what you learned?

[shockingly-so.livejournal.com]

Hey... I'm just here to hang out. *sits in the back*

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Chuu... That's what they all say. Very well!

[torchic-at-sg.livejournal.com]

U-um... T-This'll be my f-first time attending... I-I hope that I'll turn out as c-cool as everyone else! o(>.<)o


((ooc: I'm hoping this is before the cafe... ^^;;))

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

((yes, this is backdated before the cafe! :D))

I take it being a "hot" firebird isn't working for you? oh god that was lame!

Have a seat, little missy! Preferrably away from the black cat!

[robot-rob.livejournal.com]

I, too, am new at this. Transformation balls? I am not familiar with these.. very sorry for not knowing. Can it be possible to make up for missing the first assignment?

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Yes yes, today is a review and discussion of last week's events!

Have a seat-erm, ....desk!

You may want a seat beside you for after you transform!

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

It looks like we're short on returnees for partners. If nobody else shows up on the half-hour mark...... uhh.. I dunno. I guess I'll have to relecture the last session!

*writes on the board*

Review Partners:
Silver - Amy
Falco - Torchic
Kirby - Robert
Panther
Pichu

Lurkers
Mr. Sparkles
Ray Quaza
Pikachu

[ore-wa-soumen.livejournal.com]

If they don't show, why don't'cha ask Rayquaza 'n Pikachu to show 'em? They already know how t' do it.

[a-long-day.livejournal.com]

I'll help out with new students, Mr. Powalski. I've tried this once before and I think I have the hang of it.

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

I'll pair you up with Panther over there!

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

(( OOC: If i paired you up with someone, go give that person a nudge by responding to any one of their comments! ))

[moonbei.livejournal.com]

Hello Professor.

My deepest apologies for being late to class. I was engulfed with my preparations for the upcoming festival and was not aware that your seminar was taking place.

If it is not too late, my I join in on this seminar? I am quite interested and would like to know how to transform into a human-like figure.