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smash_logs2016-01-06 02:43 pm
mansionstaff) wrote in smash_logs2016-01-06 02:43 pm
Entry tags:
- !open log,
- bowser (mario),
- cyrus (pokemon),
- eggman/robotnik (sonic the hedgehog),
- flurrie (mario),
- jolt/jolteon (pokemon),
- knuckles (sonic the hedgehog),
- melia antiqua (xenoblade),
- mesprit (pokemon),
- skull kid (zelda),
- sonic (sonic the hedgehog),
- sonny moe/snorlax (pokemon),
- vianca/winged pikmin (pikmin),
- wave (sonic the hedgehog)
[open log] Kiss Kiss Punch the Moon
Who: Everybody smoochin or punchin.
What: wedding festivities and the apocolypse. Wow!
When: January 5-8th
Where: the Clocktower. The moon? The doors!!
Rating: P for Pow
They had to do it now, that's what they had said. Now, in front of everyone, here at the clocktower. The stage was set for a blast of a time, as gorgeous as it could be at the last minute. The festivities were bound to be a fantastic time, even with looming orange moon filling half the sky.
At least, it was a nice time before the nightmare of a face began to open its mouth in silent congratulations for the happy couple. (Or maybe that was a silent scream.)
It was a nice time before the masks rocketed out of their confines, smashing glass and walls and anything in their way. The door was made for them, and that was where they'd stay, nice and cozy as the apocalypse seemed to open above them.
The clock tower rang the time. As the echoes of the chimes rang out through the air, the clock above door began to move. It was counting down, and with it, the door slowly opened.
Three days.
What to do, Smash Academy?
What: wedding festivities and the apocolypse. Wow!
When: January 5-8th
Where: the Clocktower. The moon? The doors!!
Rating: P for Pow
They had to do it now, that's what they had said. Now, in front of everyone, here at the clocktower. The stage was set for a blast of a time, as gorgeous as it could be at the last minute. The festivities were bound to be a fantastic time, even with looming orange moon filling half the sky.
At least, it was a nice time before the nightmare of a face began to open its mouth in silent congratulations for the happy couple. (Or maybe that was a silent scream.)
It was a nice time before the masks rocketed out of their confines, smashing glass and walls and anything in their way. The door was made for them, and that was where they'd stay, nice and cozy as the apocalypse seemed to open above them.
The clock tower rang the time. As the echoes of the chimes rang out through the air, the clock above door began to move. It was counting down, and with it, the door slowly opened.
Three days.
What to do, Smash Academy?
Journey to Bowser's Ass
"Alright, you sad excuses for an activation team," said Bowser, "it's time. And, I have to tell you, it won't be easy. You're going to have to go inside me, and activate my Growth Area that's near my tail. You'll... there's... things... inside of me that should point you in the right direction. Anyway."
He looked up at the hideous face of the moon.
"Here's the thing. To activate my amazing, buff powers, to grow large enough to punch the moon into another orbit, I have to be in a, uh, state of, uh, what do you call it. Extreme physical distress. This means that, somehow, and I know, you can't even begin to imagine this, somehow, you're going to have to try and damage me enough that I pass out. I know, I know, unthinkable. But if you try, for several hours, very hard, I'm sure that maybe you can get halfway there, and sometime tomorrow, perhaps, maybe, I'll be weakened enough to have Eggman shrink you down and stick you inside me."
"Don't worry, I give you permission, just this once, to try and hurt me. I know, I know, it goes against everything you probably believe in. But this one time, it's fine. I, the great and powerful King Bowser Koopa the XIV give you permission. BWAH-HA-HA I look forward to watching you all feebly bat your tiny arms at my burly might."
Daisy, you left too soon, didn't you?
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She approaches him casually before hauling off and socking him in the face.
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"And by stage presence, I mean your rolls of fat."
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"Your Burliness. I just want you to know... you are so brave. So wonderful and brave. Even if somehow we don't survive this? It's been an honor and a privilege working with you these past few years. You have given me so much. So, so much. While I'm inside of you, I want you to know that you're going to be inside of me too. In my Heart."
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There was a white flash of light and suddenly Sonny was no longer a less than svelte young gentleman.
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Anyone who had seen him fight before would know that the stance he struck was indicative of his most powerful move - the one he was generally reluctant to use if only because it could damage opponents beyond repair.
Giga Impact.
He was going to Giga Impact his boss in the face.
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The result was something like a mixture of
If you were listening very carefully you might just hear him whisper "I'm sorry...." as impact was made.
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Bowser, however, affected to pass it off as nothing.
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Technically he had been burned to death by a pile of lava until he turned into an undead creature. That counted right?
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He would instead rain upon the Koopa King's head a series of Shadow Balls. Hard-packed Ghost Type energy dredged from the depths of his own soul, no doubt.
So like this
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"Yo, how exactly are we, um... getting inside you?"
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Jolt lifted a hand. Clouds started to form overhead, thunder rumbled, and suddenly a bolt of lightning shot down from the sky to hit Bowser in the head.
He's just been... thunderstruck.
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IT'S TIME TO GO IN (You're going in)
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"Shrink us and let's get on with saving the world!"
By climbing into your bosses butt, Sonny.
By climbing into your bosses butt.
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"This is going to get messy, isn't it?" She sighed.
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Eggman was ready with his shrink ray.
ZZZZZAP!!!
YOU'RE IN
So it turns out that inside of Bowser, there's an entire town full of Toads who run item shops and things.
One of them shrieks at you in it's most Toad-y voice. "HElLO VisITORS," you can feel your eyeballs peeling from the unnatural tones of the speaking fungus, "weLCOME TO TOaD SQUARe. IT'S BEEN AWhiLE SIncE WE'VE HAD ANY VISItorS!"
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She knew the brain functions she'd recently reacquired were a little dusty, but this was some epic mind-boggling stuff right here. So many questions, so few words!
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Her gave her a thumbs up. Like a racecar driver about to drive his fastest lap, or an astronaut about to set his sights on the moon.