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Smash Rising Mods ([personal profile] mansionstaff) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2016-01-06 02:43 pm

[open log] Kiss Kiss Punch the Moon

Who: Everybody smoochin or punchin.
What: wedding festivities and the apocolypse. Wow!
When: January 5-8th
Where: the Clocktower. The moon? The doors!!
Rating: P for Pow

They had to do it now, that's what they had said. Now, in front of everyone, here at the clocktower. The stage was set for a blast of a time, as gorgeous as it could be at the last minute. The festivities were bound to be a fantastic time, even with looming orange moon filling half the sky.

At least, it was a nice time before the nightmare of a face began to open its mouth in silent congratulations for the happy couple. (Or maybe that was a silent scream.)

It was a nice time before the masks rocketed out of their confines, smashing glass and walls and anything in their way. The door was made for them, and that was where they'd stay, nice and cozy as the apocalypse seemed to open above them.

The clock tower rang the time. As the echoes of the chimes rang out through the air, the clock above door began to move. It was counting down, and with it, the door slowly opened.

Three days.

What to do, Smash Academy?
lovely_wind: ((Normal) Tell me more~)

[personal profile] lovely_wind 2016-01-07 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Flurrie's not about to get shown up by some impending apocalypse. She has the biggest, poofiest, sparkliest dress in the history of wedding dresses. You can see her from space, which is exactly what she wanted. Are you seeing this, moon, I'm more fabulous than you.
Edited 2016-01-07 01:44 (UTC)
monotreme_101: (o_o)

Knuckles was.... hheeeeere...? Also: The Flower Girl.

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2016-01-07 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
WHY was Madame Flurrie so NICE?

He would have gladly not given two turds about Eggy getting married except that the purple lady seemed like a super nice person and he didn't want to be a jerk to her. So. Here he was. In actual formal clothes and everything, looking lost and confused.

Someone had also given him a basket of flower petals and told him it was his job to wander up the aisle directly ahead of the maid of honor to scatter them.

Seemed like a waste of flowers to him so much evil deterioration but hopefully the quicker he got his part done, the quicker this could all be over.
will_be_god: (You have given me pause)

Re: BOOM BOOM POW

[personal profile] will_be_god 2016-01-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. That wasn't the best of scenarios. Cyrus wasn't entirely sure what was going on, but it had something to do with the imminent threat...This was something that could surpass perhaps even the powers of Dialga and Palkia.]


...This is...

[But even with the inability to process emotions, he couldn't bring himself to say the two words that he knew had to follow it. There wasn't anything left.]
ihateplumbers: (Maybe I could try...   kidnapping)

Journey to Bowser's Ass

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2016-01-07 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Bowser looked at the crack team assembled before him. They were going to go inside of him, and activate his Growth Area. The moon was getting, well, pretty darn moon-y up there. And someone had to do something about it. And that someone was going to be the great and powerful King Bowser.

"Alright, you sad excuses for an activation team," said Bowser, "it's time. And, I have to tell you, it won't be easy. You're going to have to go inside me, and activate my Growth Area that's near my tail. You'll... there's... things... inside of me that should point you in the right direction. Anyway."

He looked up at the hideous face of the moon.

"Here's the thing. To activate my amazing, buff powers, to grow large enough to punch the moon into another orbit, I have to be in a, uh, state of, uh, what do you call it. Extreme physical distress. This means that, somehow, and I know, you can't even begin to imagine this, somehow, you're going to have to try and damage me enough that I pass out. I know, I know, unthinkable. But if you try, for several hours, very hard, I'm sure that maybe you can get halfway there, and sometime tomorrow, perhaps, maybe, I'll be weakened enough to have Eggman shrink you down and stick you inside me."

"Don't worry, I give you permission, just this once, to try and hurt me. I know, I know, it goes against everything you probably believe in. But this one time, it's fine. I, the great and powerful King Bowser Koopa the XIV give you permission. BWAH-HA-HA I look forward to watching you all feebly bat your tiny arms at my burly might."

Daisy, you left too soon, didn't you?
ihateplumbers: (GUH)

A thread wherein you ask questions or just hit Bowser

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2016-01-07 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
ihateplumbers: (What the crap is that?!?)

IT'S TIME TO GO IN (You're going in)

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2016-01-07 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
You did it, he's passed out and you're ready to be shrunk down and go on inside, this is where you do the thing.

drawin_on_trees: (Stare)

[personal profile] drawin_on_trees 2016-01-08 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Skull Kid is really scared.

He was on the other side the last time this happened. He caused a lot of pain and suffering. But maybe, now, he could do something to stop it from happening again. So he wasn't going to run away. He was going to face his fears. He was gonna do... something. He didn't know what yet. Just. Something.]
birdlady: (prepared - Perfumed almost everything)

[personal profile] birdlady 2016-01-08 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[After her stirring speech, Melia wasn't about to back down either. She holds her staff out on front of her.]

Star-searing flames of absolution!

[A red ball of light appeared, floating above her head. Anyone near her would feel their strength and energy increasing. Time to get fired up- literally.]
kumagypsy: (Heh)

not here

[personal profile] kumagypsy 2016-01-08 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Somewhere, in another world, a certain beartiger is holding a boombox over her head that's blasting music at full volume You got this, guys.
lovely_wind: ((Normal) FUFUFUFUFU)

hit Bowser

[personal profile] lovely_wind 2016-01-08 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Flurrie just got hitched. Nothing can kill her good mood. Not even doing what she agreed to do with Bowser, as gross as it was.

She approaches him casually before hauling off and socking him in the face.
golonghorns: (About to tell some bullshit)

Re: ~* WEDDING FESTIVITIES *~

[personal profile] golonghorns 2016-01-08 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, considering Eggman was probably the closest thing Joel had to a Good Friend at this school, he was hardly going to miss out on the guy's wedding.

He'd even managed to find a somewhat well fitting suit in the school's costume department.

Now to try and not look awkward as all hell because when was even the last time he SAW a wedding, let alone attended one???
punchtheflute: (Human - crying)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2016-01-08 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Sonny had actual tears in his eyes, right now.

"Your Burliness. I just want you to know... you are so brave. So wonderful and brave. Even if somehow we don't survive this? It's been an honor and a privilege working with you these past few years. You have given me so much. So, so much. While I'm inside of you, I want you to know that you're going to be inside of me too. In my Heart."
punchtheflute: (Human - super serious)

Re: IT'S TIME TO GO IN (You're going in)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2016-01-08 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sonny is Ready.

"Shrink us and let's get on with saving the world!"

By climbing into your bosses butt, Sonny.

By climbing into your bosses butt.
ihateplumbers: (Grumpy)

Re: hit Bowser

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2016-01-08 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Wouldn't you be better off using a bit more of your... stage presence?" huffed Bowser as the purple cloud punched him in the face.

"And by stage presence, I mean your rolls of fat."
ihateplumbers: (Shades)

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2016-01-08 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Sonny, you're a good minion. Maybe not the best, but good. You say many true things about how great I am. Now, just, I don't know, do your best to try to hurt me. You probably can't, but at least try. You have my permission. Just this one time."
mach_n_roll: (Ehuehuehue...)

Before the ceremony

[personal profile] mach_n_roll 2016-01-08 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Eggman was Sonic's rival. He'd reveled in smashing up the good doctor's doomsday gizmos over and over, and he'd gone to the ends of the earth to make sure the man didn't hurt anyone. They'd traded insults, trapped and beaten and nearly killed each other.

So it was a little surreal when Eggman asked him to be part of the wedding party. He stopped short of calling him "best hedgehog" but that was the kind of phrase that would probably have made Eggman explode upon utterance, so it was all good.

In the end, Sonic has to admit, who else would be more involved with his life than him?

So there he was, in the white tux he'd unearthed from his closet.

"Yanno, if I knew this was fount to happen, I would've arranged a batchelor party." Sonic quips as Eggman fiddles with his tie. "Course, any robot girl I got to pop out of a cake would probably have been made by YOU, and that'd get awkward fast..."
punchtheflute: (Human - crying)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2016-01-08 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"OK! I'll do it." Sonny sniffled. "I'll do my absolute best, Sir!"

There was a white flash of light and suddenly Sonny was no longer a less than svelte young gentleman.
punchtheflute: (snorlax - whats that up there)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2016-01-08 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He was a 1000lbs Panda Monster.

Anyone who had seen him fight before would know that the stance he struck was indicative of his most powerful move - the one he was generally reluctant to use if only because it could damage opponents beyond repair.

Giga Impact.

He was going to Giga Impact his boss in the face.
punchtheflute: (Snorlax - Flying)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2016-01-08 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Somewhere, Battle Music started to play.

The result was something like a mixture of and

If you were listening very carefully you might just hear him whisper "I'm sorry...." as impact was made.
vianca: (Standard view of the world)

Vianca Was Not Here

[personal profile] vianca 2016-01-08 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
She was not here, but she was screaming.

Quietly.
iamtheeggman: (Determined)

Re: Before the ceremony

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2016-01-09 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Believe me, any party YOU could throw is one I wouldn't want to be ANYWHERE NEAR," Eggman grumbled, fiddling with the tie. How he ended up in this situation was anyone's guess... Clearly Flurrie had something to do with this particular selection. Either way, there he was, making nice with his most hated enemy.

"Now don't you DARE mess this up for me," he warned.
iamtheeggman: (Innocent)

THE CEREMONY

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2016-01-09 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
The time was now. Eggman stood before the clock tower. The music was playing.

Soon. He would be a married man.

HE WAS SO NERVOUS.
rivalthunderbolts: ([Human] You're full of crap is what you)

[personal profile] rivalthunderbolts 2016-01-09 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Jolt was immediately regretting this decision.

"Yo, how exactly are we, um... getting inside you?"

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