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[mansionstaff]

Who: YOU
What: SNOW
When: DECEMBER 6th
Where: EVERYWHERE
WHAT: SNOW (BONUS TREE DECORATING)

As a quiet Friday dawned on the school's campus, one could perhaps...feel it in the air. A creeping chill, a silent, barely-detectable indication that yes. Tonight would be the night.



By Saturday morning, the entire academy would be covered in snow.

BUT WAIT



That wasn't all--a large pine tree had made an appearance on the main quad, in desperate need of decoration.

Comments

[raced_god]

Okay there is a tree. Right over there. It is exactly what he needs in this moment in time as he sprints straight towards it and then uses the trunk as a vertical launchpad. The glorious leap allows him to reach Bowser's stupid clowncopter, just barely catching the rim with his hands.

It is totally parkour.

[ihateplumbers]

Star Spirits, the trouble Bowser has with jumpmen.

Bowser takes this moment to berate you for jumping into his clown car. "HANDS OFF, FALCON, THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY."

He then sucks in deeply and out comes a burst of flames as he tries to burn your stupid hands so you'll let go

[raced_god]

Hup! Falcon is quick to swing out to the side with one hand still clinging desperately to the clown car, doing his very best to avoid the flames. This does, however, leave him dangling precariously as he struggles to keep his hold through the FIRE and GRAVITY. Bowser is going to have to inhale at some point, right?

RIGHT!??

[ihateplumbers]

And then Bowser had to inhale because even though he can breathe in outerspace, he still is breathing in outer space. He can't not breathe.

Probably.

Anyway, then the fire stopped happening.

[raced_god]

AH YES there was his chance. His chance to use his excessive upper body strength to hoist at least half of himself over the rim of the clown car. Then, he gazed into the hammerspace abyss that resided within and promptly went mad

Still half-in, half-out of the clown car, Falcon attempts to SWING A PUNCH.

[ihateplumbers]

So, you are taking a swing at Bowser with out being in the copter but instead just... holding on with one single, excessively muscular, upper arm.

Bowser ducks down beneath your really poorly executed attack and then does what he does best.

Turns the clown car upside down.

[raced_god]

No he was half in half out so there was definitely some leg involved but yeah it it's an all-around bad plan. Falcon very nearly takes a spill but SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY MANAGES TO HANG ON. And hang out of the upside-down clown copter.

How is Bowser not falling out of the upside-down clown copter? Assuming that was, in fact, what is happening at this moment in time.

[ihateplumbers]

Does it really matter? All the matters is that there's another steel ball coming out of this thing.

Somehow.

[raced_god]

HOW.

Bowser is hax

[ihateplumbers]

[raced_god]

Imagine if you will, dear readers, one Captain Falcon dangling precariously from an upside-down clown copter that could not possibly be vomiting the steel ball that it was and also how was Bowser even fitting in there?

The expletives were heard across the land, to say nothing of how silly his kicky feet looked as he dangled.

[ihateplumbers]

The clown-car flipped back upright after dislodging another disarmingly large steel ball. Bowser popped his head up over the side and looked at the somehow-still-clinging-to-the-rim Captain Douglas Jay Falcon.

"I can do this all day, Captain Dickweed" Bowser replied. "Eventually you'll let go and get crushed by one of my giant balls."

[raced_god]

"I've NOTICED," he grunted, clearly finding it difficult to maintain his grip. He was running out of options, but Captain Falcon was not one to give up easily, if ever. So what if this stupid clown car defied every law of the natural world?

With a mighty roar, Falcon managed to bring his feet under him, anchor them to the side of the clown car, and execute a leap into the stupid floating hover-thing itself.

[ihateplumbers]

Bowser shoved a Mecha-koopa into Falcon's face.

Oh god, it's snapping and biting at you with its stupid, googly eyes, oh god.

[raced_god]

Oh god, this was terrible. Falcon punched it right in its stupid mouth.

[ihateplumbers]

Bowser used the distraction to...

duck

down.

[raced_god]

Yeah, you do that, Falcon is gonna keep wrestling with this stupid chompy mecha Koopa thing.