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[mansionstaff]

Who: YOU
What: SNOW
When: DECEMBER 6th
Where: EVERYWHERE
WHAT: SNOW (BONUS TREE DECORATING)

As a quiet Friday dawned on the school's campus, one could perhaps...feel it in the air. A creeping chill, a silent, barely-detectable indication that yes. Tonight would be the night.



By Saturday morning, the entire academy would be covered in snow.

BUT WAIT



That wasn't all--a large pine tree had made an appearance on the main quad, in desperate need of decoration.

Comments

Bowser is hax

[ihateplumbers]

[raced_god]

Imagine if you will, dear readers, one Captain Falcon dangling precariously from an upside-down clown copter that could not possibly be vomiting the steel ball that it was and also how was Bowser even fitting in there?

The expletives were heard across the land, to say nothing of how silly his kicky feet looked as he dangled.

[ihateplumbers]

The clown-car flipped back upright after dislodging another disarmingly large steel ball. Bowser popped his head up over the side and looked at the somehow-still-clinging-to-the-rim Captain Douglas Jay Falcon.

"I can do this all day, Captain Dickweed" Bowser replied. "Eventually you'll let go and get crushed by one of my giant balls."

[raced_god]

"I've NOTICED," he grunted, clearly finding it difficult to maintain his grip. He was running out of options, but Captain Falcon was not one to give up easily, if ever. So what if this stupid clown car defied every law of the natural world?

With a mighty roar, Falcon managed to bring his feet under him, anchor them to the side of the clown car, and execute a leap into the stupid floating hover-thing itself.

[ihateplumbers]

Bowser shoved a Mecha-koopa into Falcon's face.

Oh god, it's snapping and biting at you with its stupid, googly eyes, oh god.

[raced_god]

Oh god, this was terrible. Falcon punched it right in its stupid mouth.

[ihateplumbers]

Bowser used the distraction to...

duck

down.

[raced_god]

Yeah, you do that, Falcon is gonna keep wrestling with this stupid chompy mecha Koopa thing.