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Solid Snake ([personal profile] loveisbloominginmypants) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2013-10-04 07:28 pm

SNAKE'S GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO SURVIVE

Who: Solid Snake Professor Pliskin and YOU
What: The Snake Survival Box Camp
When: Oct. 04 ~ Oct. 06 (Hi, we're backtag friendly here.)
Where: Deep in the forest where no one can hear you scream from cardboard cuts. Except you know, the people in the forest.
Warnings: Box eating is somewhere in here, I'm sure.



wait isn't that Big Boss no shut up get out


Snake had decided it might have been a class requirement for the students of Boxes 101 to join him on their free weekend for a Survival Box Camp, which he didn't fully explain. Snake also decided that maybe some students and faculty who weren't a part of Boxes 101 could come along if they wanted to. No, seriously. Who was he to stop them?

The whole trip was just supposed to like an educational outing, thrown in with some roasted marshmallows.



And then maybe a little "Kumbaya."



Okay. Maybe not so much of that.

Whatever the case was, anyone who had tagged along was a part of the Professor Pliskin 'Family,' albeit a temporary thing. With a forest to explore, things to learn, and naturally - box survival - a plethora of things awaited the eager (and not so eager) adventurers.



OoC Notes:
Basically aside from threads specific toward Snake actually trying to be a good instructor, this is a free-for-all log. Get lost in the forest. Ransack a fortress or encampment. Eat poisonous berries. Attempt air assaults. Literally, it's a free-for-all.
butterbelieveamanspromise: (おう。)

[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-12-13 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Mondo nodded in agreement. "That makes two of us. Speakin' of the two of us, we're probably the best bets when it comes to keepin' watch." As they had been while guarding crime scenes- the notion rose up in his mind, but he never voiced it, since he didn't want to touch those memories. "If we're attacked, we're the strongest of our group. We could take turns."
forgetbeam: (Condescension)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-12-13 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse YOU, Mondo, but the other two campers in this scenario were plenty fit themselves. Observe! One [1] inexplicably ripped hall monitor emerging from the forest with his arms full of bits of wood in various sizes.

"Here! This should do well enough to start out with."
glazedandconfused: (how i love to swim)

[personal profile] glazedandconfused 2013-12-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
WAIT FOR AOI. She was totally carrying JUST AS MUCH WOOD as Kiyotaka, thanks, and followed just a few steps behind him, hefting the branches in her arms.

She'd also managed to catch the tail end of the conversation as she tossed the tree limbs on the ground, looking up rather worriedly.

"Attacked?"
oogremi: ([6])

[personal profile] oogremi 2013-12-14 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"These woods contain unknown dangers. We run the risk of encountering wild animals or even bandits. Oowada and I will be keeping watch."

Not paranoia so much as wanting to keep everyone safe and the knowledge that she and Mondo can probably punch bears. Sakura just has doubts about Kiyotaka's bear-punching abilities, nothing personal.
butterbelieveamanspromise: (“男の約束”だけは 絶対に守れ…)

[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-12-21 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Mondo too wasn't sure if a guy who abstained from violence was going to be able to defend the rest of everyone, either. He was pretty sure he could tackle a bear. Pretty sure, at least.

"Yeah, so you don't gotta worry 'bout a thing. We'll protect you!"
glazedandconfused: (just keep swimming swimming)

[personal profile] glazedandconfused 2013-12-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey! I think I'm perfectly capable of protecting myself, thanks."

But, you know, Sakura could help too, if she wanted.
forgetbeam: (Gurl what you say)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-12-21 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course, I would protect each and every one of you as well!"

If it came down to it, he'd do whatever it took to ensure no harm befell his classmates under his watch again. How effective his efforts would be was another question.

"Are there really bandits in these woods?"
oogremi: ([11])

[personal profile] oogremi 2013-12-21 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sakura isn't anyone's mother or anything, she can't help feeling proud of her friends.

"Of course. But none of us should take on any challenges alone." That was probably just common sense.

"There is truly no telling what lurks within this forest..."
butterbelieveamanspromise: (気まずい)

[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-12-21 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
A silence settled in. Then, Mondo added, "Well, there's only one way we'll find out. But we've been through worse, right? Bandits hardly even sound like a threat anymore."
forgetbeam: (This IS smiling)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-12-22 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course! To put it like that, you are far more dangerous than they are!"
forgetbeam: (Ouch my pride)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-12-22 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, hold on.
forgetbeam: (How could this happen to meee)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-12-22 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
The world had never seen such a sudden shift in emotions.
glazedandconfused: (you just)

[personal profile] glazedandconfused 2013-12-22 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Who...wants...marshmallows?" Aoi said, holding a bag aloft in an obvious effort to salvage this suddenly horrific situation.