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Solid Snake ([personal profile] loveisbloominginmypants) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2013-10-04 07:28 pm

SNAKE'S GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO SURVIVE

Who: Solid Snake Professor Pliskin and YOU
What: The Snake Survival Box Camp
When: Oct. 04 ~ Oct. 06 (Hi, we're backtag friendly here.)
Where: Deep in the forest where no one can hear you scream from cardboard cuts. Except you know, the people in the forest.
Warnings: Box eating is somewhere in here, I'm sure.



wait isn't that Big Boss no shut up get out


Snake had decided it might have been a class requirement for the students of Boxes 101 to join him on their free weekend for a Survival Box Camp, which he didn't fully explain. Snake also decided that maybe some students and faculty who weren't a part of Boxes 101 could come along if they wanted to. No, seriously. Who was he to stop them?

The whole trip was just supposed to like an educational outing, thrown in with some roasted marshmallows.



And then maybe a little "Kumbaya."



Okay. Maybe not so much of that.

Whatever the case was, anyone who had tagged along was a part of the Professor Pliskin 'Family,' albeit a temporary thing. With a forest to explore, things to learn, and naturally - box survival - a plethora of things awaited the eager (and not so eager) adventurers.



OoC Notes:
Basically aside from threads specific toward Snake actually trying to be a good instructor, this is a free-for-all log. Get lost in the forest. Ransack a fortress or encampment. Eat poisonous berries. Attempt air assaults. Literally, it's a free-for-all.
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-10 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"You aren't hiding properly! I could plainly hear and see you distracting other students from their notes!"

More like just distracting him. But he assumed it went for everybody, anyway.
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[personal profile] kuragekasa 2013-10-10 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ehhh! I'm sorryyyy!" Clear bent his body against the ground in an apologetic gesture, his palms placed just in front of his head and beside each other respectfully. "I truly did think I was doing a good job...!"

He's so sorry, Ishimaru. He's so sorry, Snake-sensei. He's so sorry, box.
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-14 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Now that you know otherwise, use that knowledge to improve your stealth!"

He placed the box back over the prostrate kawaiibot, eyes narrowing a bit. Almost judgmentally.

"Alright, let's see what you can do now!"
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[personal profile] kuragekasa 2013-10-14 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes! I mean- ... I will be quiet now."

And with that, Clear was silenced, remaining in his spot with his notes like a very diligent student. He even made sure to put less pressure with his pencil as he wrote! He's a quick learner.
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-15 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's much better!"

Ah, yes, helping his fellow students improve bit by bit was what made Kiyotaka's self-imposed duties all worthwhile. Smash Academy did have some hope after all.

Some. MORE THAN HIS LAST SCHOOL.

He returned to his own notes and, after a few seconds, stuck his hand high in the air.

"Mr. Snake! How long would a cardboard box be able to sustain one in an emergency food shortage?"