SNAKE'S GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO SURVIVE

[loveisbloominginmypants]

Who: Solid Snake Professor Pliskin and YOU
What: The Snake Survival Box Camp
When: Oct. 04 ~ Oct. 06 (Hi, we're backtag friendly here.)
Where: Deep in the forest where no one can hear you scream from cardboard cuts. Except you know, the people in the forest.
Warnings: Box eating is somewhere in here, I'm sure.



wait isn't that Big Boss no shut up get out

Snake had decided it might have been a class requirement for the students of Boxes 101 to join him on their free weekend for a Survival Box Camp, which he didn't fully explain. Snake also decided that maybe some students and faculty who weren't a part of Boxes 101 could come along if they wanted to. No, seriously. Who was he to stop them?

The whole trip was just supposed to like an educational outing, thrown in with some roasted marshmallows.



And then maybe a little "Kumbaya."



Okay. Maybe not so much of that.

Whatever the case was, anyone who had tagged along was a part of the Professor Pliskin 'Family,' albeit a temporary thing. With a forest to explore, things to learn, and naturally - box survival - a plethora of things awaited the eager (and not so eager) adventurers.

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OoC Notes:
Basically aside from threads specific toward Snake actually trying to be a good instructor, this is a free-for-all log. Get lost in the forest. Ransack a fortress or encampment. Eat poisonous berries. Attempt air assaults. Literally, it's a free-for-all.

Comments

[kuragekasa]

"Aah, then..."

It took him a minute, but soon enough, he lifted his box just slightly, shuffling a cute, yellow blanket out from underneath it. Clear then snapped the box shut against the ground once again. Can't reveal himself for too long, after all!

"Here you are, Francine-san! I hope it helps~!"

[blue_karat]

Just as quickly, Francine grabbed the blanket, wrapping it around herself. "Thank you," she said, having taken a few seconds to remember to say that. "How many things did you bring with you? I've seen a blanket and an umbrella so far."

[kuragekasa]

"Well, Francine-san," Clear began, "I brought a few blankets, my umbrella, and a few different masks. I also made sure to bring many, many boxes! I must be very prepared!"

Wait, boxes? How many boxes did he have? How big were they? How was he pocketing them?!

[blue_karat]

The mysteries of Clear would never end. "Where are the boxes, exactly?"

[kuragekasa]

"Aah! They're in my pockets!"

THEY WERE NEVER GOING TO END.

[blue_karat]

NEVER EVER nevermind that Francine knew people who could stuff sharks, king-sized beds, and live bees in their pockets

"And how big are your pockets, karat!?"

[kuragekasa]

"That, Francine-san, is..."

Clear spread his hands. A rainbow totally formed from that motion.

"... a se~cret~!"

[blue_karat]

"A secret."

Her flat tone only accented her sheer marvel at the wonders of Clear.

"The wonders never end with you."

[kuragekasa]

"I am a very wondrous person, indeed, Francine-san."

His tone, however, was playful.

Clear, was this a fucking game.