So You Think You're Turning Into a Chayzard: An Instructive Guide for Proper Living as a Burn Lizard

[tank_rockarms]

Who: Max and... probably some other charizards
What: Max is turning into some sort of fireman lizard
Where: Max's Forge and Sundry Other Locations
When: June 29th and beyond
Warnings: Swears. Lots of swears. Violence. Some (Lots of?) violence.

Persons wishing to interact with one (1) Maxizard are welcome to do so once he's finished blossoming into a new man.

Other Persons Turning Into Chayzards Are Welcome To Use This Post As Well. We'll get together a regular Conflagration of Charizards (Is that the collective noun? It seems as if it should be.).

Comments

[maxizard]

You probably do now; you can get it on your forearm.

"I'll make it work," said Max. "Got to."

Have you noticed how your boss is stubborn, Vinnie? Have you noticed that, yet?

[punchtheflowers]

Goddammit; goddammit.

But can he out-stubborn Char is the question here.

Rustle rustle.

"Uh-huh. Where'd you say your boxers were?"

[maxizard]

"I didn't," replied Max simply. "I dunno. Probably in the drawer where I keep my underwear, at the bottom or somethin'. That's in the dresser next to my bed. Top drawer's for boxers. Slowpoke's probably next to it on a pile of busted tank tops."

[bluetanker]

[punchtheflowers]

"Hey Slowpoke." Vinnie patted him on the head.

Normally, a man might balk at having to touch the contents of another man's underwear drawer. These are not the kind of men that wear flowery pink clothing and smell constantly of perfume.

They were just fabric that just happened to touch your crotch. Anyway, the ones in here were all clean. And... for some reason, kept with some protein bars.

"Max, why d'you keep protein bars with your boxers. Why're they alternating?"

[maxizard]

Slowpoke, in a minute or two, will register your pat and nod a hello at you.

"What?" said Max at the other end of the line, in a bit of a huff, "You don't get hungry after a shower?"

[punchtheflowers]

"I don't really get hungry," was Vinnie's automatic answer, not knowing he would be eating those words (ha ha) in 24 hours.

"Okay, I found'em. See you outside."

[maxizard]

"Fine, whatever, venusaurs don't eat food," said Max dismissively. "I been a venusaur before. Still think you should eat more if you want to get bigger."

Max, still walking, kept walking towards campus. "Alright, you start walkin' towards me and I'll keep walkin' towards you and will meet up."