Epic Meal Time: Pokemon Eating Meat

[rivalthunderbolts]

Who: Jolt, Jock and Blake
What: The aforementioned eat all this meat
Where: The Kitchen
When: Tuesday
Warnings: Bacon and haters

Jock was probably sleeping pretty well, dreaming of sides of beef and pork loins and whatever else a hungry Arcanine dreamed of. But his dreams were about to be rudely interrupted by an even ruder Jolteon, poking at him as he slept.

"Wake up," Jolt instructed.

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[rivalthunderbolts]

Jolt was taken aback for a moment. "Dudes." It was all he could say for the moment.

But he quickly shook off that surprise at the response from the normally quiet Blake, grabbed the camera, turned it back to the meat in Blake's hands, and began to shout again. "YOU HEARD MY BROS, WE'RE GONNA COOK THIS THING AND THEN WE'RE GONNA DAMN WELL EAT IT!" He pointed at Jock and then at the well wrapped side of sheep. "JOCK, ROAST THIS BITCH."

[flamejock]

Jock took a deep breath, and puffed his chest out dramatically, so you could see his pecs. Because he liked you to know that he had them. Because he's vain.

However, when he exhaled, instead of it being just breath, he was using flamethrower. And a large gout of flame encased the slathered mutton.

This was probably going to take awhile, kids.

[rivalthunderbolts]

"Look at that," Jolt said into the camera. "Flames from the belly of the best, roasting that meat to juicy perfection. Savour it. Take it all in. It's magical."