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"Seth Richardson" || Warren ([personal profile] stay_classy_cat) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2012-03-27 05:10 am

STUDENT/FACULTY AUCTIONS

Who: Everyone
What: STUDENT/FACULTY AUCTIONS
Where: Auditorium
When: Friday, March 23rd
Warnings: A for AUCTIONS

It's that time again, where the school's impressive auditorium is filled with rows and rows of folding chairs, and prospective buyers take a seat while those waiting to be sold line up on the stage. At the podium, there is Seth Richardson; looking both thrilled and not thrilled to be here.

"Welcome, everyone to our Student-Faculty Auction! As you may or may not know, Host Club has invested a fair share of funding into this event to make it as wonderful as it should be. You should thank everyone in Host Club for all their hard work."

Yes, it had taken a rather large exertion on his part, and yes he was sure he could think of better things to do but, if all went well, his investment would see, ahem, some return in his own pocket.

Not that anyone needed to know that.

"Let's get started, shall we?"


[[APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAY FOLKS. At this and pretty much everything this event. We'll use this experience and future-date things a week in advance next time. There are some RULES TO THIS AUCTION so PLEASE READ:
  • Help us and your fellow players out by also commenting in the TITLE with your BIDDING AMOUNT.
  • Try be IC with character's money amounts... or lack thereof. We are pretty flexible and want you to have fun and you are allowed creative work-arounds; lying and loan sharks and playing out the subsequent consequences of those sorts of things are excellent options I fully endorse.
  • One purchase per person. Bidding on multiple people is very encouraged, but you will only walk out of here with one.
  • People in the auctions are allowed to bid on other people in the auctions.
  • Auctioned people can come with a highly recommended Crazy Hand brand obedience collar™. These will be optional OOC, but if you utilize them they will be mandatory IC.
  • If you don't see a thread for your character and you want in, don't hesitate to make one for yourself! If you see a thread for your character and you want out, don't comment or (preferably) leave a note and we can delete no problem.
  • We'll try to help you as far as clarifying who wins who, but this will primarily be left up to player discretion. Use of ((OOC NOTES)) is highly recommended as RNG will not be involved. Unless. You want it to.
  • Plotting and planning thread was here if it helps.]]



CURRENT BIDS:
Vinne purchased by Sasha for $200
Bulba purchased by Chika $40
Ness purcahsed by Apple Kid for $20
Lash purchased by Claus for $10
Bob purchased by Majima for $2,000,800.01
Samus unsold; current highest bidders Bowser and Falcon currently at $150,000
Alex purchased by Empo for $400
Sasha purchased by Knuckles for $170
Naoto purchased by Kanji for $80
Kieran purchased by Amity for $40.25
Jon Talbain unsold; current highest bidder defaults to Blacky at $20
Phoenix Wright purchased by Cammy for $10
Yu purchased by Naoto for $15
Vincent purchased by Zelda for $15
Caim purchased by Phoenix for $2.25
Duster purchased by Kumatora for $20
Flint purchased by Ocelot for $100
Leon owes the school $100
Falcon unsold; current highest bidders Bowser and Samus currently at $10,100
Zelda purchased by Green for $35
Brock purchased by Milimili for $37
Pit purchased by Little Mac for $3,500
Byrne purcahsed by Kyogre for $20
Little Mac purchased by Ness for $5
Blacky purchased by Leon for $1,500
dothelokomotion: (Badass)

[personal profile] dothelokomotion 2012-03-27 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Why. Just why. Byrne really didn't want to be here at all. He shot a glare to Warren but otherwise said nothing.
star_punched: SALADBOWL (Nervousness)

Re: Mac

[personal profile] star_punched 2012-03-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. Wait. What.

What the hell does that mean what. What. No.

And. Collars??? Oh my god first the "Miss" Pageant and now this!!

Mac is making a very very unhappy face.
pkrockin: (ARE THEY EATING STEAK IN THERE)

$5

[personal profile] pkrockin 2012-03-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
No, bro, hang on. He's got this. Ness was checking his wallet. He had one (1) paper bill, and his ATM card. HRM.

"...$5!"

WELP...
star_punched: (Manliness)

Re: $5

[personal profile] star_punched 2012-03-28 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You tried bromate.

Mac might die, but he might be saved. Buck up here we go.
star_punched: SALADBOWL (Nervousness)

Re: $5

[personal profile] star_punched 2012-03-29 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
NO, FIVE DOLLARS IS FINE. THEN I CAN GO HOME.
ringringness: (Default)

RING RING

[personal profile] ringringness 2012-03-28 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[SOMEONE PICK UP THE PHONE]
pkrockin: (S-shopping!?)

WHAT

[personal profile] pkrockin 2012-03-28 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hey his receiver phone. Is. Receiving.

Ness picks that up.

"Hello?"
ringringness: (pic#2918721)

BANANAPHONE

[personal profile] ringringness 2012-03-28 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ness? It's your dad. I deposited $502,680.25 into your bank account.

NO....

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yeas

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I love you...

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No I love you

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fullunlifeconsequences: (That isn't me!)

[personal profile] fullunlifeconsequences 2012-03-27 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wait, what?"

And then Blacky was plucked from the audience by burly NPCs and forced into a collar.
thewrightidea: (OBJECTION BITCHES)

$5

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2012-03-28 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

She was rather good-looking, wasn't she? Phoenix remembered her from the beauty pageant and found himself giving the opening bid.

Sorry it's not higher - he doesn't have much money.

"Five dollars!"
thepartysjustbegun: (HEY FAGGOT)

+ $75

[personal profile] thepartysjustbegun 2012-03-28 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Leon is going to talk to her about things if he has to pay a shitload of money for this. He can only be compelled to troll her so much.

...

But the temptation for revenge was so strong.

"BLACKY'S PRETTY AMAZING AT SEX, YOU GUYS SHOULD GIVE HER A SHOT!"

If he can't hurt her physically or emotionally, the next best thing to do was humiliate the shit out of her.
fullunlifeconsequences: (That isn't me!)

[personal profile] fullunlifeconsequences 2012-03-28 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh he did not just-

HE DID.

If he was hoping for Blacky to leap across the stage to punch him right in his smug little face, it was a great success. HERE SHE GOES SHE'S OUT FOR BLOOD.
thepartysjustbegun: (HEY FAGGOT)

[personal profile] thepartysjustbegun 2012-03-28 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
that was the plan! to give you a boner! And you got one!

He shoved some audience members aside to bend over and dodge.

"I WOULD PAY A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR HER TO GET IN MY PANTS AGAIN, BUT THERE USED TO BE A DAY WHEN SHE DID IT FOR FREE AND I SHOULD BE FAIR TO YOU POTENTIAL BIDDERS!"
fullunlifeconsequences: (I see bad times tonight)

MAN I don't have any of the right icons for this

[personal profile] fullunlifeconsequences 2012-03-28 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
She was not going to give up until she got at least one hit in, damn it.

"I'd pay a thousand dollars for your death!"
rivalappeared: (≠ excuse me?!)

[personal profile] rivalappeared 2012-03-28 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"YO POWALSKI, YOU GONNA BID OR ARE YOU GONNA KEEP WASTING MY TIME?!"

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