smash_logs | CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

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Because he'd been shot by one of those impudent arrows too, Pit practically forgot what he was doing with all these candy flowers- at least, for a moment. Therefore, he had a mite of trouble figuring out how to answer Doopliss's question because suddenly something else was of far more importance to him.

"Uhh." Was that a rapid switch of moods he was experiencing? He didn't feel quite so peeved anymore. It felt kind of like he was shaken from sleep without the accompanying grogginess and had awoken a whole new person with a whole new outlook. Or maybe he'd awoken inside of a hospital ward after a doctor injected some kind of warm serum in his heart because that's what he was feeling right now for... Doopliss? And then there was this REALLY STRANGE desire he'd never contemplated before in his life, but for some reason the thought of tiny little angel ghosts scrambling around was enrapturing. Just wonderful. Really who wouldn't agree? He didn't question it for long and just rode on that feeling.

"I think I was... oh, that's right. I was delivering these flowers." The way he said it was careless, like it wasn't important to him anymore. He had goggle-eyes on for the duplighost in front of him and whoa wait was... Doopliss taking off his bowtie? Somehow that got his heart thumping.

"Okay! Yeah! I can see that," Doopliss said, glancing down at the flowers before staring back up at Pit. Wow, did he look cute today, and he didn't think that for just about anybody! He tossed his bowtie behind his shoulder and then worked on taking off his party hat.

"I don't suppose...well, maybe one of those is for me?" he asked hesitantly. Oh no, did he come out as too forward? Considering that he was nothing but a jerk to this perfect PERFECT angel in the past, it wouldn't be surprising if he didn't give him anything. But...the very thought of that made him sad.

Oh hey, his party hat's off now! He tossed that behind his shoulder as well, revealing a few locks of red...hair (if you could call it that) bunched up into a ponytail.

What had he been thinking! None of these flowers for DOOPLISS? How could he! This oversight needed to be corrected post-haste. It would make him feel so rotten inside not to give him one. Heck, he should have a whole bouquet ready for him!

"I... um, no, but..." No matter how in love he was, he couldn't eliminate any of his friends in favor of his crush just because he forgot! That would be irresponsible. But he really really wanted to give one to Doopliss...! It was killing him inside. "Sorry! I'm really sorry! It must have slipped my mind!" He clutched them really close to his chest almost in an effort to conceal his flustered self. "I'm kind of wondering if... maybe I could make it up to you some other way?"

Doopliss's face faltered. He knew it, he just knew it. He was so mean to him before that he wasn't deserving of a flower! Oh, did the sheet ghost feel stupid now! So very stupid!

"Make it up?" he repeated. He was very excited, but this time he was going to try not and sound too forward. "Well, uh, sure! Did you have anything in mind...?"

Here goes nothing. "I was wondering if..." He reached down and took the end of a portion of Doopliss's billowing sheetlike self, hopefully grabbing what should be the equivalent of a hand. He looked him devotedly in the eyes- gosh they were so striking it made him want to melt into a puddle just by doing that. "Maybe you wanted to... start a family with me?"

Pit seemed to have abandoned all inhibitions that told him wanting children, much less insinuating to have some like this with a snap decision, made no sense.

Doopliss looked down at Pit's hand before glancing up at those gorgeous blue eyes of his. Starting a family, he said? Well, normally he would shout out that there was no way he was going to start a family, and how would that even work anyway?!

But right now...no matter how impossible it sounded, the sheet ghost had heard just about the best idea ever. In a few years, there could be little ghost angels flying around all over the place, and that was a wonderful thing to imagine! His eyes lit up in glee. "Well, sure, Pit! Why not? I mean, yeesh, you only live once!" he responded, despite the fact that Doopliss was dead and Pit was probably immortal. The sentient was there, at least.

Ahhhh, that was so easy! Almost too easy, in fact. But Pit could care less about that right now. The important part was that Doopliss accepted his heart's most apex desire and all would be blissfully right with his world. There wasn't a doubt in his mind.

Suddenly, he became excited and overzealous about this rapidly formulating prospect. He grabbed onto another sheet section with his other hand and his face positively lit up. "Does, does that mean we can get together right now?! You know, in that special way! I really like you a lot and I want to be your boyfriend! We have to be boyfriends before EEEEEVERYTHING else! I think..."

Doopliss was totally on board with the idea of being Pit’s boyfriend. “Well, duh! I say we’re officially a couple. Right. Now,” he responded. This was so exciting, he never would have imagined that on this day he would not only fall in love, but become a couple with someone! And who no better to be joined up with than Pit? There was no better option!

However, Doopliss knew jack squat about being in a relationship with someone. He stared blankly at his new boyfriend. “Sooooo…what should we do now?”

Unfortunately, Pit was just as romantically clueless.

"... I don't know!"

Wow, this relationship was off to a fantastic start!

"Uhhhhhh..." Doopliss said, glancing around. Now, what exactly do people even do in a relationship? That was something he'd never really paid much attention to! Okay, so they had to do something together, that much he did know. And it had to be something nice - something that Pit would REALLY like to do. What did Pit even like anyway? Doopliss felt horrible for not knowing that much. He probably wouldn't like pranking others, much to the sheet ghost's disappointment. There had to be something else...

"Err, maybe we should do something!" he very specifically suggested. "Like, uh...go out and eat somewhere! Yeah, that's it!"

CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

PFFFF I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE

It probably looks like the most magical trainwreck!

I'll say!

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