smash_logs | CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

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When he did hover dangerously close to the ground, there he met Arceus waiting for him, legs crossed, hanging upside down. She gave him a tiny grin before speaking.

"I suppose that's one's definition of what true joy is like. Everyone's is different, after all. Now congratulations! You can defy gravity, if but for a short time, without having to go into outer space. How does it feel?"

Being outside? It didn't save you from the loveable wraith of CUPID MAN! Uncloaking nearby, what little they might have heard was the sound of a machine bow being cranked up before two pink love beams hit them right square in the chest.

[Majima = 3- Romance: What does romance mean to you? Each person is different, but candles, sweets, sugars...everything to woo your day love.

Bob = 2- Slow & Sensual: Suddenly, you are every walking cliche. You want to throw your coat at the rain at your love interest, you speak in your deepest, more desireable voice and you eat fruits very slowly.]

Then he disappeared.

~~Oh crud romance you say~~

When the beam hit them both, Majima recoiled in a moment of pink heart-induced bewilderment. His head felt fuzzy, dizzy and light as these new and sudden urges took over. For once, the mob boss wanted more than just to bed a woman; he wanted to woo her.

Though his idea of wooing was perhaps a little different from some?

Despite being still upside down and hovering, clasped Bob's face with his hands and pulled her close enough that they shared the same breaths. "Feels like I could conquer the worrrld~"

Then he kissed her deeply on the mouth. And it was kind of like that kiss from that movie, except he was dressed like a snake instead of a spider, and also it wasn't as hot. "Let's go vandalize the moon."

~~Yeah work it bby~~
The beam should not have worked on Arceus. But it was man-made and not something she could have seen coming, much like the cupidbots. Only instead of running against a naked Max this year (thank you for all involved that his did not happen), she found herself suddenly wanting to run off wherever Majima wanted to go. Only...it was causing her to act downright bizarre. She spoke words she hadn't used in more than a thousand millenia.

"Well," she began, switching over to the Dark plate, making her feats a little more...uh...demonic-like. Even the clothing looked a little less modest and a little more 'oh mama' if 'oh moma' came in black and red and had easy access to clevage. "I'd say vandalizing the moon is something I've already done before. Let's go conquer a galaxy! It's even better and I haven't don that in AGES."

Granted it was sometimes hard to conquer Galaxies when you already created most of them, but don't tell that to Arceus. Especially Dark-Powered Arceus head-over heels and drunk off love potions.

As everyone knows, the dark side is pretty much ten times as sexy as the light - a law that applied apparently to Plates too. A demon god was the only fitting date for the one eyed demon of the Tojo Clan. It stirred the infernal pits of him, his serpentine ambition.

"We could rrrule the galaxy as ~~father and son~~ king an' queen~" he purred. A wicked gleam shone in Majima's one eye as he licked his lips. "That sounds wonderful, darrrling."

With a flourish, he spun around and made a flamboyant gestured up towards the heavens. "We'll have to find a place with a lovely black hole~!"

"A black hole..." she repeated, drunk on the spell and terrible ideas. "Actually...maybe staying on this planet can be a good idea. How about if you and I take a little...time warp."

He didn't even have to say yes or no, because they were suddenly pushed back into time, far far back in feudal Japan during a waring era. As they arrived, there were soldiers and samurai everywhere, most of them ignoring the pair that didn't quite fit into the picture.

"The mid-Edo period," she explained, leaning on him. "Misfits and delinquents Bakuto that have no real leaders to speak of currently. Right now it's nothing more than a small, hushed whisper of something that it could turn into. But with the right push..."

CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

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This picture is so old and crappy but I don't care I'm using it.

what is romance i dont know

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