CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

[subspaceemissary]

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

Comments

[hissyfit]

Eli blinked. This girl seemed to have a shorter temper that rivaled her own.

"I'm inclined to agree," she replied, keeping her eyes steady on the back of Chika's head. She paused, then asked, "What's your name?"

[pikabitch]

There was a pregnant pause.

"Chika." Before she drops whatever's left off the decoration and stomp it.

[hissyfit]

"Chika," Eli purred back at the Pikachu, her eyes narrowing slightly at her childish behavior. It was charming, in an odd way. Eli was dully reminded of herself as an Ekans, but she quickly stifled that thought.

"Honestly, Valentine's Day is just another day. Who cares what everyone else is doing?" she asked, after another short pause.

[pikabitch]

"You'd care that everyone around you is being all gaga gushy and shit," and probably her teammates as well, she mentally noted herself as she glared menacingly at the floor. It was all a dumb holiday, just another excuse to make yourself an idiot on some designated day on the calendar.

[hissyfit]

"It is obnoxious," she agreed. She folded her arms across her chest and shifted her weight to one side. "But why not just ignore it?"

Eli lifted her chin, looking down at Chika with a bemused expression.

"Bitter?"

[pikabitch]

"N-no shit, dumbass." It would have been more effective, if it weren't the fact the tension's slowly seeping into the Pikachu's whole bitch-facade.

[hissyfit]

Eli moved slowly and deliberately, situating herself closer to and in front of Chika. There was a smirk tugging at her lips, but she suppressed it and managed to keep up her bemused frown.

"About what?" she asked.

[pikabitch]

"W-w-well all this shit! That's what!" she exclaimed, Arceus, what's with the other girl? What's with herself?

Chika wanted to back away, to run, but she find herself unable to move from her spot.

I KEEP USING THE SAME ICON OVER AND OVER

[hissyfit]

This kid was straight-up flustered about something. Bitter about Valentine's Day, supposedly just because it annoyed her. This wasn't the first time Eli had gotten this kind of reaction out of Chika.

"Hn. You should really relax," she purred, inching even closer to Chika. She leaned down far enough for her eyes to be nearly level with the Pikachu's.

NO SHUSH, I'M NO DIFFERENT

[pikabitch]

Fuck no, this was a seriously awkward situation. Chika tried her best to avoid eye-contact, the last thing she needed was for the other to see her even weaker than she already appears to be. Not that she has yet to realize how much Eli had seen her vulnerability.

"I am relax, you fucking asshole!"

[hissyfit]

Eli was doing the exact opposite; staring intensely at Chika. If the Pikachu were to glance back at all, Eli's stare was cold, but not unfriendly. She stared silently for a few, long seconds. She had a (admittedly somewhat arrogant) hunch about what was making her so flustered.

And then, abruptly, without thinking it over, Eli pressed her lips against Chika's.

e-eli doki doki

[pikabitch]

If it was even possible, Chika froze even more than she had before. This was weird, this was something completely new and had been shoved right to her before she was ready.

The pikachu panicked and shoved Eli, before making a run for it. What the hell. What the hell just happened.

[hissyfit]

Ah... So she guessed wrong. Or Eli assumed so, anyway.

She recoiled from Chika's shove and stood still, watching the Pikachu skitter down the hall away from her. She didn't bother following her; it seemed like a much better idea to sit and silently curse herself for being so stupid.