subspaceemissary: (Dr Wily)
subspaceemissary ([personal profile] subspaceemissary) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2012-02-14 05:42 pm

CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a
Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.
hissyfit: (05; that's gross dude.)

[personal profile] hissyfit 2012-02-15 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Eli, plainly put, looked outrageously irritated to be there standing in Kanji's doorway. She rolled her eyes at Kanji's greeting, then greeted him with an unfriendly look of her own. She hesitated for a few uncomfortable seconds before explaining herself.

"Go out with me tonight," she insisted aggressively.

How fucking embarrassing. If Kanji squinted, he might have noticed that her cheeks had reddened slightly. However, her annoyed expression didn't falter at all.
tatsumi_k: (ERK)

[personal profile] tatsumi_k 2012-02-15 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What. What the hell just came out of this bitch's mouth? "Go out with me tonight."

That was probably the last thing Kanji was expecting to hear from her. An insult about his fighting skills, another kick to the crotch, or even an invitation for a rematch were all things he was waiting for. Was she trying to catch him off-guard by saying this? Well no sir, that wasn't going to work! Kanji had his eye on her, just waiting for her to strike.

"What?"

This was all that was able to come out of his mouth. He really had no idea what was going on. His previously annoyed expression had changed to one of annoyed surprise, with a hint of blush.
hissyfit: (06; I HATE YOU PLEASE DIE.)

[personal profile] hissyfit 2012-02-15 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you fucking deaf? I said, 'go out with me tonight,'" Eli repeated. Kanji's surprise didn't go unnoticed and it just annoyed her even more than she was.

"It's Valentine's Day," she explained, hissing the holiday's name with a tone as venomous as she was. "And I don't have a date tonight, so you're it."

She didn't pose this as a question. It was simply a fact.
tatsumi_k: (I'm skeptical)

[personal profile] tatsumi_k 2012-02-15 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Kanji wanted to respond with, "Why the fuck would I want to go out with a stupid bitch like you?" Thankfully, though, he caught himself in time. This could be his opportunity to prove to the world that he was indeed totally heterosexual.

"Feh. What makes you think I don't already have a date?" He asked coolly, folding his arms. He looked down at her with his usual haughty stance and expression. Of course he didn't have a date, being new to the school, but he was not about to make himself come off as a complete loser, especially to the woman who nearly made him infertile.
hissyfit: (01; huffy pouty bitchoid.)

oops small tag sob sorry...

[personal profile] hissyfit 2012-02-16 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Eli narrowed her eyes at him. She stared at him for an extended period of time, studying his expression and his posture.

"Yeah? Fine, I'll ask someone else," she replied curtly.
findthepenguin: (Scary eyes)

[personal profile] findthepenguin 2012-02-16 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Two could play at this "I'm too cool for the likes of you" game. Well, Kanji decided to give in, for now. Only because he really needed a chick to prove that he was totally straight.

"Well, you're lucky I just transferred here and haven't yet met any decent girls to spend Valentine's Day with. Fine, I'll go out with you. I got nothin' better to do."

And so he agreed. Finally. This was going to be the most awkward date ever.
hissyfit: (03; anything you can do i can do better.)

[personal profile] hissyfit 2012-02-16 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
She huffed irritably with his answer. Eli had suspected he was bluffing, and she was a little offended that he had. How could he possibly be seeing someone so soon after just arriving? More importantly, how dense did he think she was?

"That's what I thought," she insisted. "I'll see you here tonight at 7."

She gave him an angry glare that implied that if he didn't follow through, she might track him down and kick his nuts again.