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notstevejobs ([personal profile] notstevejobs) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2012-01-27 10:42 pm

The Match You Never Dreamed of: Russian Electrobear vs. Filthy Inventionlad: A Rope Made of Sand

Who: Apple Kid, Volgin, Spectators
What: A sparring match
Where: The Stadium
When: Futuredated to Thurs. Feb. 2nd
Warnings: As this thread involves Volgin, it will involve violence and swearing and rubber suits. The addition of Apple Kid invokes none of these.



Apple Kid was signed up for this tournament thing. He wasn't even aware that he was in Smash Fundamentals (he wasn't). But somehow his name had appeared on the signup sheet. Was this a trick? Had someone played an awful joke on our rotund hero? Someone who didn't like smells or inventions, probably. He was an NPC, therefore he wasn't supposed to fight.

But he was registered, and it seemed wrong to not go along with the whole ordeal. He'd spent a week trying to invent things that might be useful in his battle. Of course, useful in his own mind... So who knows if anyone else in the world would consider them useful. But here he was. Strange things poked out of his pockets; his mouse had left and been replaced with sundry articles, the purpose of which only Apple Kid could divine.

He stood around and waited for whatever was to come his way. The day was likely to be memorable.
colonelcrotchgrab: (ϟ No)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2012-01-28 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Hurricane, do not drown that coastal city. Tornado, do not blow down my house. Volcano, do not explode and incinerate your surrounding vicinity.]
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[personal profile] earthshaper 2012-01-28 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, what was that about exploding and incinerating your surrounding vicinity? I'll get right on that.]
colonelcrotchgrab: (ϟ Animal husbandry)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2012-01-28 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least someone agrees with me.]