tank_rockarms: (Bad Dude)
tank_rockarms ([personal profile] tank_rockarms) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs 2012-01-17 05:40 pm (UTC)

YOU HAVE MY BICEPS

When a bro asks the manliest man to help out, the manliest man helps out.

Max was here for a twofold reason.

The first being Raiden had come to him, distraught and womanish, sobbing pearly tears of sorrow, begging Max to come along with him to rescue his poor, lost squirtle.

And so Max, being the manliest of men, acquiesced to Raiden's request for a rescue mission.

Max would never leave a man behind enemy lines if he could help it.

The second reason was this - Mac was going, and Max would be damned if he didn't keep an eye on Mac while that guy who probably got off sexually from murder was still around, killing people.

And so Maximilian Justice Powers and his Biceps of Ultimate Power, joined Raiden the Fair, Mac the Punchy, Raikov the Ruskie, Blob the Blobby and Blacky the Not Appearing In This Portion of the Film.

Unbeknownst to all, slumbering in Max's cargo pants (they are exceedingly large pockets, dear reader) lay a slumbering elemental beast, attuned to the spheres of both Water and Psyche.

HAS MAX CARRIED WITH HIM THE SEEDS OF THEIR OWN DESTRUCTION IN HIS VERY CARGO POCKET?

WHY HASN'T ANYONE NOTICED THE GIANT LUMP ON MAX'S LEG?

IS IT BECAUSE MOST OF MAX IS COMPRISED OF GIANT LUMPS?

Yes, probably.

"You need me to get a transport copter to fly us there? I can fly it."

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