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HEY SMASH ARE YOU READY TO GET DIZZY?

Who: Leon and you
What: Zoology first class
Where: The usual lab, room 464 of el scienco wing
When: Friday 9/:23 ~~4:20pm~~ 4pm
Warnings: some language maybe.

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If you took this class before, the room is the same as always. If you are a newcomer, this is a large, clean room with rows of cherrywood counters with black marble countertops and wooden stools. A sink is located at the start of each row. The teacher's desk is up front and a whiteboard stretched across the wall behind it.

Between the desk and the window is a push cart with a large crate of floating cottony hairy things. On the desk is the professor- a small man of about 5 feet at most with long green hair tied up behind him, dressed a little too casually in jeans to look much of teaching material, but whatever. He's never sat on the chair when teaching the class. 'Always complains that it cramps his tail. "what tail?" you may ask. You're not getting an answer today.

Take your seat- any seat. Window side is to the left of the seating rows, exit is to the right. Supply closet (with chainsaws and stuff) is behind.

Or maybe you want to chat with the professor before class begins?

Someone sat comfortably in the front row, looking like she was ready for SCIENCE.

"Professor Leon! Good afternoon!"

Hey, it's that science girl from the video chat!

"Welcome to the class, Miss Skye," he replied, smiling casually.

Any seat, huh? Well, this guy's gonna grab a seat as close to the exit as he can get. He isn't big on chatting, but he'll shoot a glance at this here professor.

Oh wow. Fox McCloud? Really? Leon was actually surprised by this. Maybe he came in to join Toad or something. (http://tewi.us/tegaki/commentimages/201109/24/21/131691547326-24983.png)

Leon returns a smug.

Truthfully, Fox was kind of surprised that he'd signed up for this class too. Cutting things up for SCIENCE just wasn't as exciting as kabooming them out of existence.

But whatever. Sure, he came with Slippy. We'll go with that. He rolled his eyes at the professor and glanced around the room. Thrilling.

He doesn't look very impressed.

Leon made a mental note to try to sneak in prinnies to a class just for this guy.

They've been deemed illegal since a student blew up the science wing with them when Leon had them assigned three years ago. Memories....

Sneaking in exploding critters to blow up one of your students? That's hardly professional, ~professor~.

You think as though I'm out to get you dead like your father, young McCloud, but I just want to toy around with you~

Oh lovely, I don't really want to get dead like my father. What a thoughtful guy you are.

Wolf and I are lovely old creeps that will take good care of you.

That is so mega creepy I don't even.

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[Once everyone is settled, he begins.]

Welcome to Creature Functions and Ability Analysis for the journeys of Wayward Adventurers, labeled by the higher-ups as 'Zoology' for some reason. You guys can call me Leon. I will be your instructor for the year.

[by the way, he is reading his intro notes from last year]

As the longer version of the class name implies, you will be learning about various sorts of creatures ranging from small animals to large monsters and plant-animal hybrids. You may have asked yourself at one point, "How do fuzzies make you dizzy?" or "Where do Choco Meteors come from when fired by a Red Chocobo?" or even "how many rocks can be stored in an Octorock at any given time?"

Well when you live in a world like this, you're bound to travel and when you travel, you WILL run into monsters!

Well how will you approach these monsters?

How can you dodge this monster's attack?

What's the best way to disable it?

A few times during the year, we will be going on trips to various places to observe- and not kill in compliance with local laws and all; creatures in their natural or unnatural habitats. At the end of this class, your final exam will a class trip to enter a dungeon with diverse classes of offensive uglies, and you will know how to deal with them to proceed and not outright kill them. Unless they attempt to kill you first.

We... didn't have a final last year, so you may find some of last year's students joining in our trips to make up for it.

For the labs, you will have a choice between wielding a scalpel and observing dead specimens, or simply cutting open a book and get your information from there. I would prefer you not do both as I don't want my books dirty, so each bookworm will be paired up with a cutter.

You will be graded on both completing the assignments and how beautifully you make your cuts. You will lose lots of points if you give me inaccurately-cut organs or splatter blood all over the room.

We are not psychos from shitty horror movies.

[Everyone is handed a sheet (http://www.mariowiki.com/Fuzzy_%28Super_Mario_World_2:_Yoshi%27s_Island%29) with information. Then the crate is opened and all these poofy things are released, hovering into the air over everyone (please stay seated for now)]

(http://tewi.us/tegaki/dblog.php?u=24486&e=1498392)

These are Fuzzies, the kind that come from Yoshies Island. They are relatively harmless, but for some reason, they disintegrate immediately upon physical contact with solid matter, and should that solid matter be alive, it will cause a 30-second dizzy spell.

Research is ongoing as to what makes these things a drug trip. Even if it was possible to be immune to these things, they cannot be touched without dissappearing.

Do they even die or live on as microscopic floating particles, that is unknown as well. These are mysterious creatures.

Today you will observe these things and see if you can manage any kind of research out of them. Be creative, and grab hold of something should you experience dizziness. It's only temporary.

Also watch your classmates screw up and be dizzy themselves. And extra credit is given to anyone who can give me a hair sample from these beasts.

[he looks at his watch.] It is now 4:20 pm. You may begin.

Edited 2011-09-24 23:34 (UTC)

[Should the previous thread extend for too long, here's a backup second]

[Anything needing to discuss? You're not letting any fuzzies out the room to terrorize the school into a massive drug trip, are you? I sure hope not!]

[Damn right there are things to discuss! After all the kids are gone, of course. Once they are, there is suddenly a Blacky sitting on Leon's desk. She's been there for a while of course, but now she's actually solid and visible.]

[And this is when Leon turns around, finds her on the table, and spits the soda he was drinking as a wandering fuzzy drifted towards him and touched his back.]

[He falls over.]

[Mmm delicious surprise-- OH WAIT AUGH SO NOT WORTH POP BEING SPIT ALL OVER HER. GROSS. Just for that, she is not even going to be outwardly concerned for his well-being.]

That's disgusting!

[his hands latch onto the edge of the desk as he tries to pull himself up, but his head kept swaying about from the dizziness. He sees his guest on top but right now she is just this trippy swish of purple hues.]

G-Give me a minute.

[He manages to stand up again, but damn is he clinging onto the desk with his dear life!]

...You touched one, didn't you?

[She didn't see it happen this time, but she has seen her fair share of Fuzzy mishaps over the years. Come to think of it they're usually Leon's fault. She glances around to make sure none are hovering nearby.]

Do you need a hand, or will you wait it out down there?

[Yep! Counting the years he taught before sbg began as a game, he brought Fuzzies in at least six times! He is used to the effects by now but the experience doesn't make him any more immune than the first time.]

It snuck up behind me!

[he answers her second question by reaching a hand out to her.]

You certainly aren't very alert today.

[She grabs his hand and puuuulls him up. It is quite the effort for someone with very little physical strength.]

Of course, I'd be disappointed if you had seen me coming.

[The dizzy spell was just wearing off as he was pulled up, and he sits on the desk next to her. The soda bottle is spilled on the floor but whatever.]

Thanks.

There's nothing to be alert about with these things. They're harmless, and unless I actually give a crap about what I'm doing, these trip spells are pretty fun.

[His eyes turn away.] I would have totally seen you coming had I not have a room full of punks to look after.

You're tripping in a room full of scalpels and pins. That's not as harmless as it sounds.

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