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HEY SMASH ARE YOU READY TO GET DIZZY?
Who: Leon and you
What: Zoology first class
Where: The usual lab, room 464 of el scienco wing
When: Friday 9/:234:20pm 4pm
Warnings: some language maybe.
[This log is going to work three ways: A Tegaki varient is available for the Tegaki-saavy, or you can prose in this post if you prefer to write. If you like drawing but hate Tegaki, you can draw your tags and post them here so long as you have a place to upload them. You can do all three if you want to. How you make written tags is up to you as well
Content of this log is within the comments]
What: Zoology first class
Where: The usual lab, room 464 of el scienco wing
When: Friday 9/:23
Warnings: some language maybe.
[This log is going to work three ways: A Tegaki varient is available for the Tegaki-saavy, or you can prose in this post if you prefer to write. If you like drawing but hate Tegaki, you can draw your tags and post them here so long as you have a place to upload them. You can do all three if you want to. How you make written tags is up to you as well
Content of this log is within the comments]
ATTENDANCE
Between the desk and the window is a push cart with a large crate of floating cottony hairy things. On the desk is the professor- a small man of about 5 feet at most with long green hair tied up behind him, dressed a little too casually in jeans to look much of teaching material, but whatever. He's never sat on the chair when teaching the class. 'Always complains that it cramps his tail. "what tail?" you may ask. You're not getting an answer today.
Take your seat- any seat. Window side is to the left of the seating rows, exit is to the right. Supply closet (with chainsaws and stuff) is behind.
Or maybe you want to chat with the professor before class begins?
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"Professor Leon! Good afternoon!"
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"Welcome to the class, Miss Skye," he replied, smiling casually.
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Leon returns a smug.
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But whatever. Sure, he came with Slippy. We'll go with that. He rolled his eyes at the professor and glanced around the room. Thrilling.
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Leon made a mental note to try to sneak in prinnies to a class just for this guy.
They've been deemed illegal since a student blew up the science wing with them when Leon had them assigned three years ago. Memories....
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Intro/Responses
Welcome to Creature Functions and Ability Analysis for the journeys of Wayward Adventurers, labeled by the higher-ups as 'Zoology' for some reason. You guys can call me Leon. I will be your instructor for the year.
[by the way, he is reading his intro notes from last year]
As the longer version of the class name implies, you will be learning about various sorts of creatures ranging from small animals to large monsters and plant-animal hybrids. You may have asked yourself at one point, "How do fuzzies make you dizzy?" or "Where do Choco Meteors come from when fired by a Red Chocobo?" or even "how many rocks can be stored in an Octorock at any given time?"
Well when you live in a world like this, you're bound to travel and when you travel, you WILL run into monsters!
Well how will you approach these monsters?
How can you dodge this monster's attack?
What's the best way to disable it?
A few times during the year, we will be going on trips to various places to observe- and not kill in compliance with local laws and all; creatures in their natural or unnatural habitats. At the end of this class, your final exam will a class trip to enter a dungeon with diverse classes of offensive uglies, and you will know how to deal with them to proceed and not outright kill them. Unless they attempt to kill you first.
We... didn't have a final last year, so you may find some of last year's students joining in our trips to make up for it.
For the labs, you will have a choice between wielding a scalpel and observing dead specimens, or simply cutting open a book and get your information from there. I would prefer you not do both as I don't want my books dirty, so each bookworm will be paired up with a cutter.
You will be graded on both completing the assignments and how beautifully you make your cuts. You will lose lots of points if you give me inaccurately-cut organs or splatter blood all over the room.
We are not psychos from shitty horror movies.
FUZZIES/DO STUFF LOG
These are Fuzzies, the kind that come from Yoshies Island. They are relatively harmless, but for some reason, they disintegrate immediately upon physical contact with solid matter, and should that solid matter be alive, it will cause a 30-second dizzy spell.
Research is ongoing as to what makes these things a drug trip. Even if it was possible to be immune to these things, they cannot be touched without dissappearing.
Do they even die or live on as microscopic floating particles, that is unknown as well. These are mysterious creatures.
Today you will observe these things and see if you can manage any kind of research out of them. Be creative, and grab hold of something should you experience dizziness. It's only temporary.
Also watch your classmates screw up and be dizzy themselves. And extra credit is given to anyone who can give me a hair sample from these beasts.
[he looks at his watch.] It is now 4:20 pm. You may begin.
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AFTER CLASS
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[He falls over.]
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That's disgusting!
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G-Give me a minute.
[He manages to stand up again, but damn is he clinging onto the desk with his dear life!]
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[She didn't see it happen this time, but she has seen her fair share of Fuzzy mishaps over the years. Come to think of it they're usually Leon's fault. She glances around to make sure none are hovering nearby.]
Do you need a hand, or will you wait it out down there?
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It snuck up behind me!
[he answers her second question by reaching a hand out to her.]
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[She grabs his hand and puuuulls him up. It is quite the effort for someone with very little physical strength.]
Of course, I'd be disappointed if you had seen me coming.
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Thanks.
There's nothing to be alert about with these things. They're harmless, and unless I actually give a crap about what I'm doing, these trip spells are pretty fun.
[His eyes turn away.] I would have totally seen you coming had I not have a room full of punks to look after.
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