smash_logs | Did someone order a DORM LOG??

Who: You, you, you, and you
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Whatever happens happens, bro!
When: September 9 - September 25
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's goin down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Break out the board games for a late night full of laughter, losing, cheating and bonding! Swipe the janitor's keys and gain access to all the impassable places your wildest dreams could only reach! Tiptoe quietly to the kitchen downstairs and make a midnight snack with all your friends! Drive all your neighbors to madness with your ceaseless My Little Ponyta marathons! Get in fisticuffs with your best worst lifelong rival on the rooftops at 4! It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

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"I'm not drunk, you cocky juggalo bastard!"

W-where did that come from? The manikin was such a swirl of colors everytime Leon's head swayed that it looks like it was being a clown.

"... Juggalo bastard. That's it. You're high. Real high. Don't ever touch fuzzy again, I mean shit, you learn that thing as a fucking kid here."

So Goose judged from the children's books he passed by that said, "SAY NO TO FUZZIES."

Leon fell against the muscular statue... it looked as though he was all over it sexually, but alas, he now knows it was just a plastic dummy.

"Oh. Oh shit, that's hot. Yeah, just gonna toss all my money at you."

This is the best thing ever. This is why Goose likes his job.

Leon knew at his fading dizzy state that the voice was Goose over the pa. Listen to this guy being an embarrassing douchebag over the whole school.

He's going to get another fuzzy to extend the game some more, but he can always fake it when it wears off completely. Time to give the security man some nsfw content.

trying to look like he was grabbing anything for support, Leon wrapped his arms around and groped the dummy's asscheeks

"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA."

It's working. It's definitely working. Goose was going to lose his lungs today.

"Yeah, just... take in that ass. Soak in it. Or somethin'. Heh. Lick it with that lizard tongue and- and--"

No the laughing IT IS TOO MUCH.

Chameleon eyes were wandering around looking for the camera.... Bingo! to his left behind him.

He stumbled again so his back was against the wall and his tail stuck out between his legs. His still had the dummy clung against him now his tongue could be seen sliding around the dummy's neck as his fingers slid erotically around the rump muscles and over its fake crack.

Leon knew how to keep a good poker face or otherwise he'd be laughing hystetically as well!

Yet it still didn't feel horrible enough. Goose grinned widely and pointed to the dummy on the monitor, despite the fact that no one could really... see that.

People could probably hear him over the PA, however, but he didn't really care at this point. It's worth it for all of this hilarity.

"Now... fuck it."

At least the dummy was already hard... In other ways. Leon eventually retracted his tongue because gosh knows whose been touching this thing and the taste of dust was kind of bothersome.

But fuck? Fine. The dummy could shield his fake antics and Goose will never have to see what an alien lizardboner looks like or the fact that leon doesn't even have such a thing right now.

To make things more convincing, Leon held the figure close with his tail and used his freed hands to unzip his pants. And lower the waistline ever so slightly.

Goose made a noise over the PA that sounded a lot like him choking on his soda and dying of laughter. Why? Because... well. He is.

This is too amazing. Tooooo amazing.

"O-Oh yeah, getting ALL hot and steamy here."

In the end, embarrasing Goose over the pa system will be such quality entertainment.

Leon continued with the slow groping gesters with his fingers and tail.

And there were some moans. Goose's name slipped.

"Ahahahahhahaha--"

"Ha... Ha... Heh..."

"... oh my god stop that right now."

"Hang on, Goose, i-I'm coming! Augh!"

Best performance ever.

"No. No you ain't. No no no, you stop that this instant. Shut up."

Oh god he wanted to run over and punch him in the crotch.

Leon's hands gripped the plastic shoulders as he made one last climactic fakethrust . "Fuuuuuuuuu-"

Seconds passed. All fell silent.

He eyed the camera deviously and threw the dummy to the side. His work was done.. time to take the cart to his office

...

Fuck. His. Life.

Goose almost wanted to call off snails by now.

But he won't.

He's a brave soldier.

Maybe.

This guy was so stupid. He could have dragged Leon in the shame spotlight with him had he actually mentioned his name.

Before leaving that camera's sight, Leon looked up at it one last time and started laughing hysterically. His pants weren't even unfastened save for the belt and zipper.

For someone who sounds like a pompous snob, the pitch of his cackle was kind of high and insane. Something rarely heard from him on this campus.

and he laughed all the way to his office.

Did someone order a DORM LOG??

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