Did someone order a DORM LOG??

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Who: You, you, you, and you
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Whatever happens happens, bro!
When: September 9 - September 25
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's goin down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Break out the board games for a late night full of laughter, losing, cheating and bonding! Swipe the janitor's keys and gain access to all the impassable places your wildest dreams could only reach! Tiptoe quietly to the kitchen downstairs and make a midnight snack with all your friends! Drive all your neighbors to madness with your ceaseless My Little Ponyta marathons! Get in fisticuffs with your best worst lifelong rival on the rooftops at 4! It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

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[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming."

Wario had heard the knock on his door and begrudgingly got up from his comfortable position on the couch.

When he opened the door, though, he was instantly greeted by a face he did not want to see: his former employee. Oh great. Now he had this to deal with.

"What do you want?"

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Ashley would not be daunted. She folded her arms and put on her very best DEATH GLARE.

"You know what I want."

SHE WANTS HER MONEY.

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

God, her gaze was terrifying. Wario had truthfully always been somewhat afraid of Ashley, but he would never admit that. No sir. She was just a kid. After all, what harm could she do? Don't tempt fate, Wario...

"What? I have no idea what you're talking about!"

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Ashley fixed him with a look that clearly spelled death for all.

"I'm not stupid," she hissed, rising up to her tiptoes in an effort to make herself look taller and scarier. "I made you all those games and never saw a dime! I don't work for free."

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Payment. Wario kind of forgot about that. Well, he didn't exactly forget... It's more like he ignored it.

"Hey, I paid you all right! But with your taxes and dues to the company, your paycheck came out even."

Yeah, that was totally what happened. Please, Ashley, wipe that horrifying look of your face. Wario is almost scared.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

She folded her arms and tapped her foot impatiently. From the way her expression refused to change, it was clear she was having none of it.

"I don't buy it."

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

"Well, buy it then, because that's what happened!" he spoke louder than normal, asserting just how right he was.

Maybe if he spoke loud enough, Ashley's gaze wouldn't be so terrifying.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Ashley, unfortunately was both terrifying and stubborn.

Calmly, cooly, she pulled her wand out from inside her sleeve.

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, no, no, not the wand. No.

"Well like I said, your paycheck came out even with the taxes and dues! Uh, bye!" He spoke rapidly, slamming the door on her face right after.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Ashley, however, was not about to give up.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

Shit. She was still here. Uh. Wario modulated his voice into a shrill falsetto, hoping that his voice would be disguised.

"I'm sorry, Wario is not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEP."

Yeah, that ought to work. ...Who the hell was he kidding? This was the dumbest idea ever.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

REALLY? FOR REAL?

Wario was most certainly trying Ashley's patience, but she figured she'd do him a courtesy and give him one last chance.

"If you don't open this door, I'll blast it off its hinges. Don't think I won't do it."

She'd totally do it.

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

Oh no. This bitch was for real. Okay, so Wario had a couple of options here. He could go out and face Ashley like a man and face whatever sort of magic she had (yeah right!), he could hide like a little coward, he could attack Ashley back, he could get on his knees and beg her not to use her magic, or he could actually give her money.

Yeah, no, there's no way in hell that last option would be happening. If he had to go on some menial princess-saving quest to avoid paying money, he would do it.

He didn't want to attack Ashley, as she was just a young girl, but at the same time she really packed a punch. So, he was left with what seemed to be the best option out of the bunch.

Wario dove behind his couch and hid, trying not to make a sound. This was a stupid idea, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

[[OOC note: If you want to have Ashley turn Wario into something weird with her magic, then by all means, go ahead! I give you permission.]]