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smash_logs2011-04-13 08:22 pm
iamtheeggman) wrote in smash_logs2011-04-13 08:22 pm
Political Science: Become The Overlord
Who: Eggman and Political Science students
What: Eggman is a dick. News at 11.
Where: Political Science classroom
When: Wednesday, April 13
Warnings: An uncontrollable urge to punch fatty in his stupid ugly face.
Once the class had assembled, Eggman, with the most shit-eating grin ever on his face, stood up at his desk and cleared his throat.
"We've spent a good deal of time talking about democracy and rule by the people, but today we're going to take a look at the OTHER SIDE of the coin. TYRANNY!"
"Tyranny occurs when the STRONG finally wise up and exert their will over the WEAK! They prove that only those who are WORTHY deserve to rule in this world, and any who can't make the cut are nothing more than STEPPING STONES on the road to power!!"
He paced back and forth. "Now, by its definition, tyranny is technically when any leader is thought of as abusing their authority and disregarding their people. But by that definition, any politician you disagree with can be thought of as being a tyrant, if they don't make decisions you agree with!"
"So we get to the discussion portion of our class. Tell me, under what circumstances might an authoritarian rule be DESIRABLE?"
And he expected an answer.
What: Eggman is a dick. News at 11.
Where: Political Science classroom
When: Wednesday, April 13
Warnings: An uncontrollable urge to punch fatty in his stupid ugly face.
Once the class had assembled, Eggman, with the most shit-eating grin ever on his face, stood up at his desk and cleared his throat.
"We've spent a good deal of time talking about democracy and rule by the people, but today we're going to take a look at the OTHER SIDE of the coin. TYRANNY!"
"Tyranny occurs when the STRONG finally wise up and exert their will over the WEAK! They prove that only those who are WORTHY deserve to rule in this world, and any who can't make the cut are nothing more than STEPPING STONES on the road to power!!"
He paced back and forth. "Now, by its definition, tyranny is technically when any leader is thought of as abusing their authority and disregarding their people. But by that definition, any politician you disagree with can be thought of as being a tyrant, if they don't make decisions you agree with!"
"So we get to the discussion portion of our class. Tell me, under what circumstances might an authoritarian rule be DESIRABLE?"
And he expected an answer.
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This class is a farce. I have little interest in wasting more of my time listening to your ego.
Re: DISCUSSION
Oh WOW.
You TELL HIM! You tell him how it is!
[Eggman getting schooled by hot chick? This was totally worth showing up to class for.]
Re: DISCUSSION
GET. OUT.
[LADY, HE HAS AN ARMY OF KILLER ROBOTS. YOUR GUN DOESN'T SCARE HIM.]
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A word of warning. A sniper is more dangerous out of sight.
[AND SHE IS GONE.]
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n-not here
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