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Dr. Ivo Robotnik ([personal profile] iamtheeggman) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2011-04-13 08:22 pm

Political Science: Become The Overlord

Who: Eggman and Political Science students
What: Eggman is a dick. News at 11.
Where: Political Science classroom
When: Wednesday, April 13
Warnings: An uncontrollable urge to punch fatty in his stupid ugly face.

Once the class had assembled, Eggman, with the most shit-eating grin ever on his face, stood up at his desk and cleared his throat.

"We've spent a good deal of time talking about democracy and rule by the people, but today we're going to take a look at the OTHER SIDE of the coin. TYRANNY!"

"Tyranny occurs when the STRONG finally wise up and exert their will over the WEAK! They prove that only those who are WORTHY deserve to rule in this world, and any who can't make the cut are nothing more than STEPPING STONES on the road to power!!"

He paced back and forth. "Now, by its definition, tyranny is technically when any leader is thought of as abusing their authority and disregarding their people. But by that definition, any politician you disagree with can be thought of as being a tyrant, if they don't make decisions you agree with!"

"So we get to the discussion portion of our class. Tell me, under what circumstances might an authoritarian rule be DESIRABLE?"

And he expected an answer.

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[identity profile] surpass.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[OHHHHHHH.]

Azelf, the Being of Willpower! I apologize for not recognizing you sooner. How could I have not known?

[identity profile] ihaswillpower.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
~ I dunno. Maybe you didn't see my entry on the network. ~

[identity profile] surpass.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps not. I am relatively new here...

[He glanced around the classroom. So uh. So how about that no-more-tyrany.]

[identity profile] rockinthrutime.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be so hard on him Azelf.

[Oh look, it's Bob in a desk close by. How did she get there.]

[identity profile] surpass.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[geez eggman you asshole]

I... suppose.

[identity profile] ihaswillpower.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
~ But Mooooooom....! I was only telling it like it is! ~

[identity profile] rockinthrutime.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
And remember that your views are not always shared with everyone fully.

[identity profile] ihaswillpower.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
~ But Mooooooom....! I'm not supposed to care! That's Mesprit's job, not mine! ~