http://haswetpokemon.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] haswetpokemon.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2011-01-25 07:09 pm

POKEMON STUDIES #2: I can't believe it's not Politoed!

Who: Misty, class attendees, teacher lurkers
What: Pokemon Studies with more than one twist.
Where: The stadium
When: Tuesday, January 25th
Warnings: Depends on who attends.



Misty's class was going to be granted one hell of a surprise, indeed, but not quite the one she had in mind. A rather grumpy-looking frog woman with Misty's hair, clothes, and body entered the room, somehow able to still grumble under her breath in a legible human language. Surely this couldn't possibly be Misty at all!

"Hi, class," she spoke in a voice much unlike her own, much deeper and cracking. She was clearly very frustrated by this turn of events. "Believe it or not, I'm actually your teacher today, and... Misty..." She caught herself. No, she wasn't ready to confess to her class that she looked like a grotty, ugly frog. "... will not be teaching today! I'm just a substitute, uh... frog woman! With, um... with shapeshifting powers! I tried to adopt a persona a lot like your teacher's! That's right, so... don't feel uncomfortable! Okay?! Just don't!"

It was pretty clear that Misty valued her looks enough to try to hide her identity to her students.

"This class will be held at the Stadium, right here, instead of the classroom. I used my- er, Misty's lesson plans this time for a new introduction to Pokemon: test battling."

Misty presented a box to the class, containing Poke Balls. MANY POKE BALLS, enough to accomodate all of her students. They were all Pokemon sent from Kanto, not to mention very common ones. (What, you expected the likes of Kangaskhan and Dratini?)

"Each student must pick a Pokemon from this box. You're not being given this Pokemon permanently! It's only for class. Each student will battle each other in random match-ups with the Pokemon they chose at random. That way, I can see how students adapt to Pokemon they weren't forewarned about! It's simple as that.

"Now, all you have to do is come pick a Pokemon, and when you do, I'll tell you who you'll be facing! Then each set of students will battle each other! It's just as easy as that. Real Pokemon training is a lot harder work than that, so we'll have to take baby steps to start. So c'mon, pick a Pokemon! And, um... I promise I... Misty will be coming back soon!"

Here's hoping.

((OOC: While some Johto Pokemon are, too, located in Kanto, for the sake of confusion prevention, only very common Kanto Pokemon will be used. I compiled a nice little Pastebin list here. Which Pokemon they get is up to you! Pokemon like Butterfree and Beedrill are exceptional and will be included, as Caterpie and Weedle's lines are... very weak apart from them, plus they evolve at a measly level 10.))

Re: ATTENDANCE / REACTIONS

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God are you okay.

[Sssiideglance. Misty that little black-haired pigtail girl is IN YOUR CLASS RIGHT NOW.]

You mean her??

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Can't you send her to detention or something? Or make her fix it?

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Make the Headmaster make her fix it.

[WHAT IF IT'S FOREVER]

[identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck.

[HE WILL ALSO MOURN YOUR FACE.]