http://blazinglizard.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2010-12-08 12:35 am

BUDDY COP BUDDY COP

Who: Char, Samus
What: Buddy cop adventures: THE THRILLING SEQUEL. Buddy Cops vs. the Space Bees.
Where: a smidge of FDC combined with a hearty helping of Sinnoh
When: December 7/10
Warnings: He's a trash-talking fire-breathing reptile from the wrong side of the tracks. She's a deadly bounty hunting bombshell schoolteacher.

Although Char never really spoke of his Kerosene days or his former team, ever since the Aparoid War, he'd kept in touch with them. There was a tension, a forced sense of distance, still lingering between him and Aiden -- and it always would be there, he suspected -- but he remained on good terms with Adrenaline and Alkaline, the Primeape and Raichu that had once been his teammates. Although the two of them lacked fingers, they still did their best to mash their way into phone calls, emails, and incredibly unintelligible letters. One such letter had arrived only recently, accompanied by a small package.

It was a sweet gesture, really. Char had mentioned the impromptu trip to Sinnoh that had led not only to Nyx's evolution, but Green's return, and several happy celebrations some of which involved liederhosen. Although they'd never been, they'd picked up on a Sinnoh trend, their letter explained (in large, crude letters), so they'd ordered some sweet-smelling honey from Sinnoh. Apparently, trainers there were in the habit of putting it on trees, and all sorts of Pokemon went absolutely nuts over the taste of it. Aiden's merry little household had fallen in love with the stuff, and their most recent acquisition was a new extra-special royal variety that came from a secluded place near Floaroma, and that stuff was alleged to be the best honey around. They'd decided to pass a small jar onto Kerosene, to remind him of his good times in Sinnoh.

Definitely a sweet gesture. But... it wasn't that he didn't like sweet stuff, but he really didn't know what to make of it. What was a guy like him going to do with honey? For lack of any better idea, he'd eventually settled on "annoy people with it", so he slouched his merry way into the school, jar in his pocket. His original plan had been to go dump some on chairs or in textbooks or on heads, but when he happened to notice the door to Biomech's room juuuust slightly ajar, the temptation was too great to overcome. Naturally, he stuck his head into the room. "Knock knock, Biomech."

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Samus would be able to take a sting, maybe or even three but it would cripple her and make her an easy target for more. Not to mention it'd hurt like hell and that was something she could do without. Being a Charizard herself a few months ago had given her a better insight to their physiology--scales would fare much better against the wasp's weaponry than skin would, that was for certain, but this was still a dangerous situation.

The blonde shuffled closer to Char to form a back-to-back defense and then she burned herself on his tail, gun at the ready. The wasps buzzed ominously, forming a neat circle around the duo.

"They'll circle around us, try to disorientate us, and then go in for a stab." Samus warned, "Don't give them a chance, they burn very easily." True to her word, the wasps went into their attack pattern, circling around and around, almost too fast to keep an eye on. The idea was not to try. Suddenly, about five of them stopped and swooped in for a kill. Shots rang out and Samus hit her mark... five times. Apparently Samus didn't want to give Char much of a chance either, though not without reason. They shouldn't stay here.

"Cut a path through them with your fire and let's find their hive."