Psych year 3 log 5

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Who: Blacky, students, and lurkers
What: Psychology
When: Monday, 6pm
Warnings: EVERYONE IS CRAZY



It was a little strange to be teaching classes while it was so dark out. But colder temperatures aside, Blacky was glad for the longer nights. More time to enjoy the moonlight. Too bad the same couldn't be said for some people. If her students didn't like it, they could suck it up.

She kept her gaze out the window for about a minute until after her class was supposed to start, then decided anybody coming in any later than that would be officially late. It wasn't like they'd be missing any important instruction this week.

She took a swig from her coffee mug, stood from her chair, stretched her back, and finally took a spot in front of the blackboard, looking over the class. "Good evening. It's nearly Christmas, and I'm sure many of you are antsy for the holidays to begin. So let's make things easy tonight." Because Blacky wasn't in much of a teaching mood.

"Those of you who have taken this class before probably know what this is already; for those who don't, it's a simple personality test. You don't need to share your results if you're uncomfortable, nor do you even have to answer honestly-- although that would make it far more accurate. There's a page at the back where you can total your scores and find out which personality disorders your answers suggest. Then open your textbooks to chapter eleven and read more on those disorders... Along with the others, as you should be familiar with all of them for the unit exam.

"The answers are in no way official, so don't go using it as a substitute for a professional diagnosis. Alright? Good. Now go on and start filling them out."

Comments

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

They're fun if they involve video games, but I'm not exactly a social butterfree, okay?

That doesn't mean I... [Glances down at the page for the definition.] "show a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others."

...What?!

[punchwaves]

[Another concerned glance at Vinnie.]

You're also 50% paranoid.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

It's just a quiz! You're the one being paranoid.

70% paranoid.

[punchwaves]

I'm not paranoid. This quiz doesn't make any sense.

[Marie retreats back to his seat.]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[Well, now Vinnie's bummed out. Goddamn test, saying stupid things about him. Grumbling, he turns the paper face-down.]

[punchvolcanoes]

Guys, she said it before. It's not official. How can you only be 70% of something anyway?

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I just wanna know how I got these results!

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

I rigged the results to mess with your head.

[FLAT STARE.]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[He is not actually sure if this is how your class normally works. TAKE THE TEACHER LITERALLY Y/N?]

...

Is that... the real psychology test?

[Are you secretly SUPER SMART AND MESSING WITH EVERYONE?!?!]

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

... In some aspects, it seems accurate.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

It isn't called experimental psychology for nothing...

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we should try another test to see if the answers differ even more?

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

[What aww I meant you guys are the experiment, not that you should experiment.]

I... may have another one... Just a moment.

[ZOOM away to her office! And then the classroom burst into flames in the two minutes she was away.]

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

[AND LO! She returns with a stack of papers!]

Here (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv) we are!