Psych year 3 log 5

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Who: Blacky, students, and lurkers
What: Psychology
When: Monday, 6pm
Warnings: EVERYONE IS CRAZY



It was a little strange to be teaching classes while it was so dark out. But colder temperatures aside, Blacky was glad for the longer nights. More time to enjoy the moonlight. Too bad the same couldn't be said for some people. If her students didn't like it, they could suck it up.

She kept her gaze out the window for about a minute until after her class was supposed to start, then decided anybody coming in any later than that would be officially late. It wasn't like they'd be missing any important instruction this week.

She took a swig from her coffee mug, stood from her chair, stretched her back, and finally took a spot in front of the blackboard, looking over the class. "Good evening. It's nearly Christmas, and I'm sure many of you are antsy for the holidays to begin. So let's make things easy tonight." Because Blacky wasn't in much of a teaching mood.

"Those of you who have taken this class before probably know what this is already; for those who don't, it's a simple personality test. You don't need to share your results if you're uncomfortable, nor do you even have to answer honestly-- although that would make it far more accurate. There's a page at the back where you can total your scores and find out which personality disorders your answers suggest. Then open your textbooks to chapter eleven and read more on those disorders... Along with the others, as you should be familiar with all of them for the unit exam.

"The answers are in no way official, so don't go using it as a substitute for a professional diagnosis. Alright? Good. Now go on and start filling them out."

Comments

ATTENDANCE! LURKERS! REACTIONS! ETC!

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Re: ATTENDANCE! LURKERS! REACTIONS! ETC!

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

Oh boy, her first class~ Not that Nephenee was sure what psychology quite was but that wouldn't stop her. She took a seat in the front, looking bright and attentive. Clearly she had no idea what she would be dealing with.

Re: ATTENDANCE! LURKERS! REACTIONS! ETC!

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

[Silver's here because he's still hot for teacher. ]

Re: ATTENDANCE! LURKERS! REACTIONS! ETC!

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[You are Euphie's maybe-sister! That could make you almost his big sister! So Vinnie looked you up and decided to lurk for one of your classes. Just to meet you and see what this psycholomababble was about anyways.]

Re: ATTENDANCE! LURKERS! REACTIONS! ETC!

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Pit was here like he was every class. How exciting.

Re: ATTENDANCE! LURKERS! REACTIONS! ETC!

[punchwaves]

[There is also a blue-haired derp in the classroom.]

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

[Psychology is an interesting subject, especially for one so zeeennn]

Re: ATTENDANCE! LURKERS! REACTIONS! ETC!

[pkrockin]

[Welp, guess he better take some classes that aren't just hitting people with wooden sticks, huh? So have a Ness, Blacky.]

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[notsotoxic.livejournal.com]

[Why isn't Vianca here whatever she is here now. Staring.]

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[green-arachnid.livejournal.com]

[Spinny was glad for night classes. This way she could take better notes!]

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[punchvolcanoes]

"Hi."

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[maaaaaaaaassive.livejournal.com]

And here's Falco.

Re: ATTENDANCE! LURKERS! REACTIONS! ETC!

[rocksomepirates.livejournal.com]

[Looks awkwardly at the test]

These tests are why millions of school children are mis-diagnosed with ADHD.

[Hence why she never went to school.]

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[watermelon-yum.livejournal.com]

Wah! Yoshi forgot to study for test!

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[solarock.livejournal.com]

Anshu's here and isn't late thanks to Emily.

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[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

[Is this really getting backdated yes it is. Skree.]

TAKE THE DAMN TEST

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

THE DAMN TEST

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

[Well he... tried to be honest. For Blacky. He also actually took this seriously instead of just saying "very accurate" for everything. For Blacky.

... He then realized that this test had 50 questions. That is a lot of questions for a personality test.

Clearly this test was going to murder him by the time the class was over. Hooray for having a horrible work ethic.]

Re: TAKE THE DAMN TEST

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

[Pit got straight to work on his test! Oh boy that pencil was sharpened and ready to go.]

I greatly appreciate... strangeness.

[RAISES HAND]

Blacky took it too.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Take Free Personality Disorder Test (http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html)


[HISTRONIC? NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS.]

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

[Obsessive compulsive...? Hm. Perhaps. He can definitely see the Schizoid though.]

Re: TAKE THE DAMN TEST

[punchwaves]

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 70% Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 62% Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 58% Antisocial |||||||||||| 46% Borderline |||||||||||||| 54% Histrionic |||||||||||||| 58% Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50% Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 78% Dependent |||||||||||||||| 70% Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||| 70%

Take Free Personality Disorder Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

[Fairly un-interesting... Marie looks at Blacky expectantly!]

Re: TAKE THE DAMN TEST

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Take Free Personality Disorder Test (http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html)


[Huh. He tries to peek at Koji and Marie's test answers, just to how they scored. Anti-social...?]

Leon is filling this out near the doorway. Feel free to look over his shoulder.

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

"11) I have no self confidence."

ehh.... *half-accurate*

"9) I have self destructive tendencies."

... Wish I had that beer again. *totally accurate*

13) I am very suspicious of others.

Don't give a shit.

14) I have hostility towards people that get more attention than me.

Don't give a shit.

21) I am always restlessly trying to determine whether people are my enemy or friend.

Don't give a shit.

23) I strongly dislike being around people who don't appreciate or care about me.

Don't give a shit.

26) I have magical thinking or odd beliefs.

I'm not Turtle man.

28) I fear getting involved with others.

No. I just don't give a shit.

31) I constantly fear being taken advantage of.

No idea... *50%*

36) I am very concerned about the hidden motives of others.

Pff. *INACCURATE*

40) I need others to assume responsibility in major areas of my life.

Uhh... no. *INACCURATE*

42) I don't let most people close to me because few meet my standards.

For once that sounds about right. *ACCURATE*

47) I feel I am very defective.

*takes a good ten minutes to decide*




... I just need a new night job. *INACCURATE*

48) I think other people are envious of me.

Don't give a shit. *INACCURATE*

50) I am very popular.

Was, man. Was. *INACCURATE*

Take Free Personality Disorder Test (http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html)


Just like back in military school. I am impress. *turns it in*

THE SECOND TEST.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

We're not finished yet. I've made copies of another (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv) test. Be sure to take it and compare the results to the other one so that we can get a better understanding of how accurate they may be.

BLACKY'S AMAZING RESULTS.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

[HISTRONIC AGAIN?! THESE TESTS ARE OUT TO GET HER.]