An Afro Kid in Danger? Let's fight giant robots and move inside the Egg Carrier!

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the Egg Carrier. Pride of the Eggman fleet, this large vehicle has been floating in SBG's air as long as Robotnik himself has been here. But now it's been overtake by one Metal Hedgehog and now someone needs to be rescued and saved.

Oh yeah, and robots need to be trashed. But the Eggman fleet is hard to get in. There are missile launchers, air mines, lock-on energy cannons and a large hidden laser cannon hidden in the beak-like bulb in the front. As he looks up, Sonic sees its majestic image. He knows there are thousands upon thousands of badniks, in all shapes and sizes.

Rescue the hostage and fighting the nemesis? This one's gonna be hard. But Sonic wasn't alone.

[[OOC Notice – There will be a few threads at first, but otherwise you are free to do WHATEVER you want in here. Fight robots? Try to hack your way in (it will be. Very hard.), just come to hit on some robots, join other teams, veer off to try to find Lash, it's all good, it's all like you want it to be. GO NUTS. We want to see you at your best, Smash Academy!

There are no set maps, so while Sonic is going to attack near the front, you can board with your dudes on any side and attack anything anywhere. You can even just go and chill or something but the robots are going to find you. Mix with others! Start your own threads! Destroy robots, it's all good, chaotic and pure fun. And remember; Eggman's the one who's stuck with the bill. Just no exploding ships please, we've got to keep it relatively intact with all these people inside.]]

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[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

And Red was right behind him! "You ok?" Because hitting things with your face kind of hurts.

Standing in front of them was... Some kind of ladybug (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090814183542/sonic/images/e/ef/Motobug.png)? Well it was more like puttering around aimlessly.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Kojiro, with the paddlesaw over his shoulder, raised an eyebrow at the ladybug thing. It almost looked like a pokemon...

"... What is that?"

[punchtheflute.livejournal.com]

"It looks like a Ledyba! A robot Ledyba toy." Sonny replied, reaching down to pick it up and hold it as it awkwardly flailed. "Maybe I should save it and give it to someone for Christmas?"

[punchvolcanoes]

Wooha first there were doors breaking and now ladybug robots all over the place.

"No, no, no, don't touch the robots they are probably dangerous!"

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

And then Vinnie, experimentally, with his fat Venusaur fatness, tried his hand at stomping on one.

There was a very satisfying SCHWARNCH sound accompanying it.

"...I touched one."

[punchvolcanoes]

"Show off," she muttered with a slight grin before she turned around. "If that thing had been spewing fire..."

[punchyourbrains.livejournal.com]

Euphrosyne snorted, but her twin tails twitched. What was that? What could it be? Her ears wiggled.

Oh, well, guys, looks like these things like to attack in tidal waves now. They were sure not letting up either.

This was as good moment as any to throw up a Barrier and buy her teammates some time to form a plan of mass attack... and delay eventual smothering of questionable Ledyba toys.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

"--Then I'd let Koz handle it," replied Vinnie with a smug look. "These things don't look too study at all."

He glanced at Red. Not that his manliest of manly trainers needed it, but, "if you wanna use my chainsaws, I think I can make due with stompin'."

LET THE ROBO-CARNAGE BEGIN

pokemon people, dear reader

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

Finally, the moment of truth! The God Wheel of Fate has stopped for this trainer on Yes, Yes In-Fucking-Deed, You Will Be a Badass! And this moment was the first in a series of moments that, no matter what feelings those moments embody, Yes, Yes is still the answer. Yes to life, and Yes to chainsaws!

Just look at his face, look at his aura. He was aglow.

Our hero tried to remain cool, but COME ON THEY'RE FREAKIN' CHAINSAWS. "Yeah, I can hold them for you," said Red, like a chubby little kid in a candy store. He took the chainsaws and it was like a heavenly Yes was singing to him -- this was everything right with the world.

[punchvolcanoes]

Indeed, it seemed that our hero and his brave pokemen (and women) were to hit shit and let metal fly.

Sasha began the onslaught, dear reader, by opening her mouth and letting for the fires forged in hell itself. The poor robotic bug did not even have time to realizing in it's tiny CPU brain that it was a small pile of liquid. BUT this was not the T-1000! Oh no no, after melting this one stayed dead.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Verily, before them what was once an army hundreds strong in tiny, robotic, bug-shaped assailants, now lay a molten lake of many colours, thanks to Sasha's furnace breath.

And so it was that Vinnie commented, with a hint of despair, "Well, crap.

"How're we supposed t'walk through here? The entire floor's covered in hot melted robot."

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Wow. The one time his true form was useful. Kojiro stepped forward and calmly replied, "I'll handle this."

Oh, if only he had working feet... but he was at a good range so he could hit all the melted robots with his blizzard. Once the metal was cooled, he reverted back to human form.

[punchtheflute.livejournal.com]

"Nice one, Kojiro!" Sonny Moe said with a huge grin as he took his first steps out into the winter wonderland that this part of the ship had been turned into.

[punchvolcanoes]

"Here comes another wave!" warned Sasha as she saw the row of robots approaching the Pokemon team.

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

Yep that was a lot of robots. Red revved up the Chainsaw Oar and oh, was it Go Time.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

"Let's see what that strange creation of yours can do, Vinnie..." Kojiro said as Red revved up the duct tapped monstrosity, and he pulled his sword from the sheath.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Vinnie, meanwhile, wasted no time in bringing a little disorder into the robot infantry by charging at their ranks with his skull as a battering ram again.

Of course, then he skidded on the ice (goddamn type weaknesses)and it turned into more like a full body take-down with the way he was crashing into everything. But hey, it still broke shit. It was a party where everyone was kind of falling over each other and occasionally exploding.

Vinnie you are. So graceful.

[punchvolcanoes]

Sasha, on the other hand, saw this as a unique opportunity. With a sled like Vinnie, it was all too easy for her to use her Charizard form and perch herself on top of him, the momentum carrying them away. She roared at the second wave of robots, sending out fire from all directions.

And trying not to get dizzy.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

"WHAT THE HELL SASHAAA--"

what the hell

SASHA

[punchvolcanoes]

Sorry, too busy kicking ass.

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

As soon as Red stepped on the ice he started doing some kind of really awkward cross between the M.C. Hammer dance and running because he just couldn't keep his balance. Man he really should've worn better shoes for this... At least he was totally pulverizing the robots in front of him on his one-way ticket to Wallsville as he slid past.

VWRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM

[punchtheflute.livejournal.com]

Sonny Moe switched back into his Snorlax form to help the others. Sliding around on the ice looked like a lot of fun, after all, and what better sled than a seven foot wide backside?

"WEEEEEEEE!" he laughed as he bounced onto his rump and started skidding and sliding toward the next door.

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

WHUMP

vwrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm

Congratulations, Red was too incompetent on the ice to get out of the way! "Sorry, Sonny, it looks like I'm hitching a ride...!" So he attempted to stand and use the chainsaw oar to smack robots around. WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU AN ICE RINK, YOU PLAY SNORLAX HOCKEY...??