http://rockinthrutime.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rockinthrutime.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2010-10-29 05:38 pm

HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR & OKTOBERFEST? BEER AND PUMPKINS GALORE!

Who: EVERYONE!
What: Journal Cafe Log.
Where: The Cafe!
When: October 29th.
Warnings: DRUKEN PEOPLE, DEAR READER.

Ahh Friday the 29th! It's not quite like Friday the 13th, but it's the perfect day to have a festival of spookiness and one celebrating German sausages and beer, right? Bob is looking for an excuse to get wasted going to celebrate with a traditional feast!

The destination? The quaint little place that just happened to be owned by Arceus and Kyle also known as 'Monsier Kyle's Cupcakes'. The theater turned cafe, turned theater again for this night, where the stage stood proudly behind black and orange curtains. Candles floated in the air everywhere instead of the usual lights. The tables arranged with tasteful cloth sheets and huge chandeliers hanging from the ceiling (which you couldn't see thanks to a smoke machine (or at least it was hopefully a smoke machine) right above your head. Be careful not to bump your head!

Yet let's not forget that not only is it Halloween Spooktacular, it's also an homage to Oktoberfest! And while you'd think that the thousand of candles would make this place unbelievable hot, it's rather comfortable and cold. In fact that's not what's hot. It's the sausages! The thousands of them! Sausages as far as the eye can see, of all sizes, shapes and varieties from sour to spicy to bacon-filled. Cabbages, sauerkraut and sauces! Knödel (potato or bread dumplings), Kasspatzn (cheese noodles), Reiberdatschi (potato pancakes what do you mean I stole these from wikipedia) exploding from all sides of the kitchen. Oh and Bretzels they're made with real Brets bigger than your fist or even your HEAD! And the Beer. There is beer. EVERYWHERE. BEER. For those who are under the age of 19, we have non-alcohol beverages available (okay okay, it's juice). Grape, Pear, Strawberry, Cherry, you can drink them and pretend you're having an awesome time as the adults and some even almost taste like wine and beer! But really, don't you wish you were 19 like the rest? Hahahaha too bad.

Your waiters are dressed appropriately. But due to the nature of the game, sometime they come out to serve you dressed like this, sometimes, the building gets tired of that and they suddenly have a Halloween costume! You never know what might happen (...and neither do they, admittedly).

MAGICAL THINGS ARE AFOOT.
For you see, the minute you enter the building, a fog envelopes you and suddenly! Poof! You're in a Halloween costume! What is it? It's MAGIC! Handy right? Forget having to spend hours for that perfect hairdo, at least tonight you'll be a perfect costume, without regards to budget. It is merely what your imagination. Besides, even someone like Bob is mischievous this time of the year.

There is music playing that changes between traditional German Songs and something a little more Halloweeeny.

Bob herself is dressed up appropriately. Well, you think? She seems to change costumes everytime she talks to someone else or she moves behind a well concealed pole or door. How does she do that? And Kyle seems to be dressed up as some sort of cook. A rather simple costume, it almost fits in the fact they are in a kitchen. What's odd is there are red peppers floating all around him..

As for Flurrie? She is prepared for the night in the only way she knows how. Boobs.

Come on in! Be merry! Enjoy your new costume! Get Drunk! Eat Sausages! Tell Scary Stories! Celebrate! Have Pumpkin Pie!

[OOC - Feel free to start out threads with your dudes doing things if you'd like. Mingle with each other, sometimes there will be special threads like Flurrie's stories to tell after dark, or bobbing for apples, or sausage feasts. Take a seat, let the waiters come to you, Imagine your dudes in the most terrible of costumes!]

continuin'

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov attempts to walk along side him. Time to get Yevgeny out of that grumpy mood.]

... I saw they released a new western movie recently...
Edited 2010-11-11 05:23 (UTC)
colonelcrotchgrab: (Doodle -- What you say?)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a little harder than normal to keep up with the huge bastard. His strides are long and steady, despite his mass.]

Ivan...

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ho-hum casual]

It's apparently got sci-fi mixed in it, and the main character looks very handsome...
colonelcrotchgrab: (☭ Go out and seek your truth)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear. He turns and looks.]

John Wayne?

[Nevermind that he appealed to Stalin for an arrangement of his assassination, so many years ago...]

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think so... He's brunette and his facial structure reminds me of yours a bit..
colonelcrotchgrab: (Art -- Hrn?)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Intriguing.

[He slows down his pace.]

Go on.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[This is a good sign. Raikov miiight inch a little closer. Let me lean against your arm]

I didn't really get too good a look at it. I think it was called Serenity...? I could.. go change out of costume and rent it out for us.
colonelcrotchgrab: (☭ Stay if you please)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Stay in costume, rent later.

[Well look at that: Raikov isn't pushed off this time.]

What the hell is it supposed to be anyway? A bat-whore?

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov let go to walk infront of him and do a few alluring poses]

... Do you like it?
colonelcrotchgrab: (Doodle -- Ivan...)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Are you a vampire?

[He raises a... brow, quizzical. He's trying to figure out what it is, okay.]

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't answer my question.
colonelcrotchgrab: (Art -- Goddammit not this shit fuuuuu)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, oh, he's catching on:] That's not what a succubus looks like.

(And I should know.)

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov stops the pose and blinks]

... You know what one looks like? I'd never heard of them until I saw the costume. Miller said I should've been an incubus...
colonelcrotchgrab: (☭ Go out and seek your truth)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Gnnn...]

I had sex with one.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. He starts stripping out of the costume right there]
colonelcrotchgrab: (☭ Take my hand before I kill)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Grunt...]

Now what.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to dress up as some hell whore.
colonelcrotchgrab: (ϟ Yeah yeah sure)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
But I told you that looked nothing like a succubus!

[Mumble: "It's 'bat-whore'.")

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
But that's what the costume is supposed to be.
colonelcrotchgrab: (Art -- Goddammit not this shit fuuuuu)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't.

Why are you so upset?

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Because! You fucked some demon skank that could be infested with God knows what.
colonelcrotchgrab: (Doodle -- I... don't know about that.)

[personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab 2010-11-11 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He snorts.]

That isn't a problem anymore.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Was this during your recent trip?

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