http://umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2010-10-11 07:36 pm

A TOTALLY FAIR POKEMON BATTLE.

Who: Blacky, Cyrus, whoever else
What: BATTARU.
When: Backdated to the evening of the 8th
Where: Stadium, basic Pokemon field.
Warnings: ANIMAL VIOLENCE. Possibly Pokemon being assholes and not listening to their trainers.

When Blacky made her challenge to Cyrus, she did consider fighting fair just to see if she was capable of winning a battle on her own. Unfortunately, that meant there was a risk of losing to Cyrus of all people and surely he'd find some way to pin the blame on her emotions or her loving relationship with her trainer growing up and she didn't want to hear a damn word about that from him. Not to mention, she'd already paid a certain debt to Ganondorf in exchange for him ensuring that she could win a battle, and she might as well put that advantage to good use.

It wasn't cheating. It was just... Well, yeah, okay. Blacky was a dirty cheater. But at least she'd finally win a battle. Every Pokemon should experience that at least once in their life, as far as she was concerned.

She sat to one side of the stadium, pawing impatiently at the dirt while she waited for her opponent and any spectators to arrive.

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Weavile nodded, smiling broadly. Well, this wasn't going to end well, but it wouldn't have anyway.

"Weavile!" Cyrus snapped. "Attack as you were ordered to do! Brick Break!"

But it was no use. The weasel sat down to admire Blacky instead, seeming not to hear its trainer.

This couldn't be happening. Cyrus couldn't be losing to a mere Umbreon. He had defeated multiple gods effortlessly and...

That was it, wasn't it? His battle with Arceus...had it cursed him? No, that was foolish. But to find anyone who stood in his way that he couldn't stop...

"Weavile! Attack!" and this time his scream had a tone of desperation.