Tales from the Tattle Log

[tattlemethis]

Who: Goombella, ANYONE (OPEN LOG)
What: Goombella Tattles everyone and everything.
Where: Anywhere on campus
When: From Monday, August 9 to Friday, August 13
Warnings: T for TATTLING

Goombella was bored.  Knuckles was gone back to Angel Island, and she was left without a thing in the world to do outside of school work, which she had frankly already completed.  So with a deficit of things to do to occupy her time, she took a book outside and decided to get some reading done.  Who knows?  Maybe something interesting would happen on the way.

((Okay, so Goombella is going to be wandering here, there and everywhere.  If she encounters you, she will whip out the Tattle Log.  Feel free to provide your own Tattle entry for her to react to, or leave it to me and I will write something up for you.  Okay?  Okay!  Things are about to start getting Crazy-Go-Nuts!))

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August 11th, at... sometime

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Oh hey.

Here was a Goose.

He was happily passing by on ~patrol~ and waiting to be tattled.

Re: August 11th, at... sometime

[tattlemethis]

It was Professor Goose! Goombella definitely knew him, and a smile crossed her face. Hm... She wondered.

Out of curiosity, and because she happened to have it on her like always, Goombella pulled out her Tattle Log and started to flip pages. Amazingly, there was a page about Goose. She began to read...

"Joshua 'Goose' Wauna: Member of the Holiday Island Flight Club. An excellent pilot who specializes in the Gyrocopter. Helped defeat the rampaging robot Meca Hawk. Speculation is that his pilot's helmet is designed with a special pocket dimension in order to contain his massive hair."

August 9th

[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, and Nester was passing by on this day with his Game Bra. He is looking down, playing it, and not really paying attention to who he might pass.

Go TATTLE NUTS, Goombella.

Re: August 9th

[tattlemethis]

Ah, Nester. She had seen him around a few times, but still didn't know much about him.

So out came the Tattle Log!

"Lark 'Nester' Phillips: Member of the Holiday Island Flight Club. Specialty is the Rocket Belt. Helped to defeat the robot Meca Hawk. Can't get past level 6 in Tetris."

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

A Mac was jogging sometime in the morning, unsuspecting a tattler.

Wearing his pink jogging suit, of course.

[tattlemethis]

It was Mac! She didn't know Mac very well herself, but she knew Knuckles really liked the guy, and she had seen the boxing match he had recently with that Russian who loved soda.

Well, since she was already doing some research...

"'Little' Mac: Up and coming professional boxer in the WVBA. His nickname comes from his short stature. Signature move is the devastating Star Punch uppercut. Perfectly comfortable wearing pink in public."

August 9th, evening

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

After a hard day's work Tattling on people, it was likely Goombella was going to want to head back to her room for some R&R, right? Upon arriving, she would find her roomie hard at work, scribbling up a storm with her trusty set of markets.

Re: August 9th, evening

[tattlemethis]

Goombella returned to the room, hopping up on her bed and just relaxing for a moment. She took a look over at Ionia as she just rested her aching feet. "What are you drawing?" she asked curiously. The Tattle Log wasn't coming out just yet, but if Ionia asked...

August 10th

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Parakarry was walking down the hallway with a couple of packages in his arms and wasn't noticing anyone who passed by.

Re: August 10th

[tattlemethis]

Oh... It occurred to her that she didn't know much about Parakarry. Sure she had seen him now and then, when she had to send letters off back home or to Professor Frankly, but she hadn't learned a lot about Parakarry the person.

Time to change that. As he walked by, out came the Tattle Log.

"Parakarry: Koopa Paratroopa and mailman. Helped Mario to rescue the Star Spirits and save the world from Bowser. Clumsy, and often loses letters. To his credit, he never peeks at other peoples' mail, despite how tempted he may be."

Uh. A day. At a time. I am helpful.

[natureprincess]

Someone, though it was hard for anyone to possible imagine who, seemed to have settled in for a nap in the gardens. Wow they were really good at sleeping sitting up like that.

Re: Uh. A day. At a time. I am helpful.

[tattlemethis]

Oh, it was Miss Erika! She seemed to be sleeping... Well, far be it for Goombella to disturb her while she slept. That would just be rude.

But if she could be quiet, she could at least satisfy her curiosity...

"Erika: Leader of the Celadon City Pokemon Gym, and a specialist in grass-type Pokemon. Loves plants and gardening. Very traditional and mindful of Japanese customs. Sleeps with an Oddish-shaped plushie."

UH DUH I FORGOT A DATE. The 12th. Morning.

[swordonfire.livejournal.com]

Meta Knight what are you doing? Oh... Class... things. Right. Well, Goombella and Tattle Log friend, it's your lucky day! He's coming right towards you!

Re: UH DUH I FORGOT A DATE. The 12th. Morning.

[tattlemethis]

Oh. Oh my. This suave gentleman. Who was he. She simply had to know.

"Meta Knight: An honorable warrior from Dream Land. Wields the sword Galaxia. Frequent rival of Kirby. Captain of the airship Halberd, which he once used to try and take over Dream Land. Capable of pulling roses out of thin air with little to no provocation."

August 11th, Morning

[pinkgingham.livejournal.com]

Sable was taking a nice, long stroll around campus, taking advantage of the nice, cool weather before it got too hot. Although she felt it was worth getting up early to walk around, she was still feeling a bit tired, and it really showed by how sluggish she was moving.

Re: August 11th, Morning

[tattlemethis]

Another face Goombella recognized! Well, out came the Tattle Log!

"Sable Able: Co-proprietor of the Able Sisters Tailor Shop in Smashville. Older of the two Able Sisters. An expert seamstress. Never misses an episode of Pointed Love, and used to have a crush on Reginald."

August 12th, late afternoon

[shiminon]

Shinon was out. For some reason. Nobody needs to know why, but he thought maybe he should stop back at his dorm before heading out to do something in his own interest. Maybe some drinking.

That was why he was walking out of the teacher's dorm complex. He adjusted his overcoat, looking around to see if anyone was there.

Re: August 12th, late afternoon

[tattlemethis]

She certainly recognized him, but never heard him say more than two words when she was nearby. Certainly a mystery. Also pretty cold from what she saw. He barely looked at anyone or anything, and when he did it was always with disdain. Well, no better time to find out what his deal was than now. Out came the Tattle Log.

"Shinon: An archer associated with the Greil Mercenaries. Self-absorbed and arrogant, but an excellent shot. Only known emotional states are indifferent, mad, enraged and pissed. Theoretical states include miffed, irked, and vexed."

August 10th, afternoon

[ohjeffums.livejournal.com]

Tony was just on his way to his last class of the day, not expecting any factually backed commentary of the sort to pass him by.

Re: August 10th, afternoon

[tattlemethis]

Well too bad Tony, because here it came.

"Tony: Student of Snow Wood Boarding School in Winters. Best friend and former roommate of Jeff Andonuts. Sleeps with a Jeff Andonuts body pillow and wishes Jeff would just call him more often."

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

Bob wandered the rooms of the academy, probably expecting a factually backed commentary of the sort to pass him by with a helmet and blond hair.

[tattlemethis]

Well, that's exactly what you were going to get, Bob.

"Bob Heather Arceus: Pokemon number #493. The Alpha Pokemon. It is said that Arceus created many if not all of the existing Pokemon in the world, although scientific research has not been able to verify this. Once had a fling with David Bowie."

vague tag is vague

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

Silver was just kicking some puppies walking by, most likely to the stadium for some pokemon training. Along the way he passed by Goombella.

Re: vague tag is vague

[tattlemethis]

And knowing nothing about the guy passing by her, she whipped out the Tattle Log.

"Silver Moretti: A Pokemon trainer from the Johto Region, son of former Team Rocket leader Giovanni. Believes in survival of the fittest, and refuses to train any but the strongest Pokemon. Projects his daddy issues onto other people. Kicks puppies."

Friday, at some point

[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

Doop doop, it's a Giovanni, going to collect his son from Archery practice. He's perfect tattle-bait, Goombella!

Re: Friday, at some point

[tattlemethis]

So he was. So he was.

"Giovanni Moretti: Former leader of the Team Rocket criminal syndicate and former leader of the Viridian City Pokemon Gym. Specializes in Ground type Pokemon. Secretly just wants to be loved."

Each day of the week

[proud-soldier.livejournal.com]

Here goes Gage, walking through campus to go to an off-campus cafe for lunch. It was a personal principle to never eat on campus.

Re: Each day of the week

[tattlemethis]

There was an enigmatic face if she ever saw one. She knew next to nothing about this person. But what better time to find out?

"Gage: CO for the Lazurian Army. Not very talkative or sociable. An expert in naval combat and indirect combat. A video of him singing 'In The Navy' is currently posted on MewTube."

((I am so sorry, Gage.))

[pink-shroom.livejournal.com]

Peach is enjoying her afternoon by sitting on a bench outside reading a novel. When was the last these two even talked? It was probably forever.

[tattlemethis]

It certainly was forever, god. Well that was about to change. "Princess!" Goombella called out to her, hurrying over to see her.

[airmajesty.livejournal.com]

See Falkner strolling by on his way to the post office. HATERS GONNA HATE.

[tattlemethis]

See Goombella standing nearby and watching curiously. TATTLERS GONNA TATTLE.

"Falkner: Leader of the Violet City Pokemon Gym. Specializes in flying type Pokemon. Inherited both the gym and his Pokemon from his father. Has daddy issues. Hates electric types so very, very much."

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

Rhys decided to go on lunch break for a little while, but he'll be back shortly! He's currently weaving through the halls and managed to pass Goombella, but not without a wave!

[tattlemethis]

Goombella waved back! Or well, a nod or bounce of acknowledgement, since in goomba form she can't wave. But as he passed by, Goombella thought she might as well see what she could learn about him in the process... Out came the Tattle Log!

"Rhys: A priest working with the Greil Mercenaries. Specializes in healing magic. Has very poor health and is very frail. Dreams of flying. Perpetual uke."

August 13th, afternoon

[readuringbattle.livejournal.com]

A druid by the name of Canas quickly hurried by, but not before pausing and stopping altogether. He thought about going to the library, but from here on out, he was just a little frightened to, what with his books still overdue. He slowly advanced, walking past Goombella.

Maybe he should just go back to the teacher's dorms and keep looking for those books...

Re: August 13th, afternoon

[tattlemethis]

Huh. He certainly looked worried about something... Maybe a quick Tattle would shed some light on his worries.

"Canas: A Druid from Ilia. Has an insatiable quest for knowledge, which has led him to embrace the power of darkness to gain more of it. Tends to read at the most inappropriate times. His overdue library fines will put his descendants into debt for three generations."

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

Ulki had been circling high above campus, but it was about time he came back to attend to some business. He'd done enough thinking.

The massive hawk dove for the cobblestone, but just before landing, he shifted back into his human-shaped form, landing softly on his feet. The hawk king's aide ignored Goombella's presence as he headed for the dormitories.

[tattlemethis]

That was an interesting sight... This warranted more information!

"Ulki: A Hawk Laguz serving in the Army of Phoenicis. As a Hawk Laguz, he has the ability to transform from hawk to human form and back. Quiet, but kind hearted. Considered the ears of Tibarn the Hawk King. Perpetual seme."

August 12th, after classes

[multibonk.livejournal.com]

Oh boy oh boy. There is a fellow Mario fangirl Goomba walking by, focused on trying to get to the cafeteria and getting something out of a vending machine.

Re: August 12th, after classes

[tattlemethis]

Another Goomba, huh? She remembered meeting him before! He was a friend of Knuckles! Well, before going to Tattle him, perhaps she would go say hello.

"Goombario! Hi there!" she said.

One of the days, at some time. I love backdating forever

[dirgeoffire.livejournal.com]

Volvagia was walking down the hall, hands in his pocket.

Go tattle to your heart's content.

Re: One of the days, at some time. I love backdating forever

[tattlemethis]

Did that boy have horns? And was his hair on fire? This warranted investigation! Out came the Tattle Log!

"Volvagia: Guardian of the Fire Temple deep within Death Mountain. Legend says it could be defeated with the Megaton Hammer. Thinks Gorons would make a nice snack. Hates ice cream."

[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

Cyrus walked past with his attention on a book. He seemed mad at something.

[tattlemethis]

Oh, it was HIM. Goombella didn't really care much for Cyrus. But maybe now she could figure out what his deal was...

"Cyrus: Leader of the Team Galactic criminal syndicate in Sinnoh Region. Does not specialize in one particular type of Pokemon. Hates emotion, and wishes to restart the world to his liking. Jupiter has naked pictures of him under her pillow."

[thewunderkind]

Don't mind Lash in a room tampering with what looked like a lot of robotic parts.

[tattlemethis]

She definitely knew Lash. She didn't really TALK to her all that much, but she definitely knew of her. So what better time to pull out the Tattle Log?

"Lash: Inventor and former member of the Black Hole Army. Once known as the Wunderkind of Black Hole. Builds machines and causes destruction for her own amusement. Has a death ray hidden in her hair. Has tons and tons of boy troubles."

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Pit was skipping down the halls on some quest to go to some room in a faraway building. He yells "Hi, Goombella!" on his way down.

[tattlemethis]

"Hi, Pit!" Goombella called out to him. "How's it going today?"