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survivalism2012-05-13 02:21 am
HOPE IM DOING THIS RIGHT
Who: BIG BOSS and bosses in training NO PANTYWAISTS
What: SURVIVAL TRAINING
Where: A classroom??
When: Monday 6AM because he's an ass DON'T LIKE IT, GO HOME
Warnings: Who knows what'll happen. Oh yeah warning for buff naked man
[Okay so... he's never taught or attended any formal classes, but teaching a bunch of kids can't be harder than teaching a bunch of adults. It's just probably involves a little less violence, one chalkboard and more talk. Without yelling, that is.
(The trick is to not let it show that he doesn't know what the hell he's doing here.)
Right. Class starts at 6AM sharp, and if there's a dresscode for teachers, BB's obviously ignoring it. Because he's half naked. And doesn't care what you think because this is how he teaches usually, okay, he needs to feel comfy. He goes over his list of names and you can expect any and all people that are late or don't show up at all to get their ass handed to them.]
All right. [With arms crossed above his chest.] Glad to see that a few of you could make it. In case some didn't get it yet, I'm going to be teaching you all about survival in the next few weeks—that includes some handy techniques you better memorize by heart. And just so we're clear on one thing, I don't tolerate slackers. You're allowed and expected to make mistakes, but again, I'm not here to waste my time. If I wanna do that I might as well get myself trashed at some party. [He might just do that depending on how this class performs.] In other words: You're late? You're out. [With a very bad grade. Hey, Bosses are no softies.
He sits down on his desk, gripping the edge, still facing the class. Such a serious teacher.]
That said, I want to use this first class to assess what you know already about survival and other related subjects, so no demonstrations yet. I want to hear from each one of you what survival means and what kinda survival techniques you've already heard about. After that, we'll listen to an introduction to guns that Nephenee already prepared in advance. [Hopefully.] Last but not least, you'll receive a work sheet you'll hand in before I'm ending this class. Any questions?
[Yes? No? Maybe? After clearing everything up....]
Good. You there, you start. [POINT!]
[ooc: work sheets will be handed back next time with BB's comments :3]
What: SURVIVAL TRAINING
Where: A classroom??
When: Monday 6AM because he's an ass DON'T LIKE IT, GO HOME
Warnings: Who knows what'll happen. Oh yeah warning for buff naked man
[Okay so... he's never taught or attended any formal classes, but teaching a bunch of kids can't be harder than teaching a bunch of adults. It's just probably involves a little less violence, one chalkboard and more talk. Without yelling, that is.
(The trick is to not let it show that he doesn't know what the hell he's doing here.)
Right. Class starts at 6AM sharp, and if there's a dresscode for teachers, BB's obviously ignoring it. Because he's half naked. And doesn't care what you think because this is how he teaches usually, okay, he needs to feel comfy. He goes over his list of names and you can expect any and all people that are late or don't show up at all to get their ass handed to them.]
All right. [With arms crossed above his chest.] Glad to see that a few of you could make it. In case some didn't get it yet, I'm going to be teaching you all about survival in the next few weeks—that includes some handy techniques you better memorize by heart. And just so we're clear on one thing, I don't tolerate slackers. You're allowed and expected to make mistakes, but again, I'm not here to waste my time. If I wanna do that I might as well get myself trashed at some party. [He might just do that depending on how this class performs.] In other words: You're late? You're out. [With a very bad grade. Hey, Bosses are no softies.
He sits down on his desk, gripping the edge, still facing the class. Such a serious teacher.]
That said, I want to use this first class to assess what you know already about survival and other related subjects, so no demonstrations yet. I want to hear from each one of you what survival means and what kinda survival techniques you've already heard about. After that, we'll listen to an introduction to guns that Nephenee already prepared in advance. [Hopefully.] Last but not least, you'll receive a work sheet you'll hand in before I'm ending this class. Any questions?
[Yes? No? Maybe? After clearing everything up....]
Good. You there, you start. [POINT!]
[ooc: work sheets will be handed back next time with BB's comments :3]
