punchtheflute: (Human - super serious)
punchtheflute ([personal profile] punchtheflute) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs 2015-10-13 04:37 am (UTC)

"Augh!" the Rocket yelled, chucking the cases so he could cover his face - he hadn't actually expected them to call his bluff! He would have never dropped the cases of his own volition, he was just trying to fake them out!

They fell into the ocean and their guarded, metal sides caused them to sink dramatically.

"....oooh noooo!" squirmed the Rocket Scientist, looking fearfully at the Machamp Man who was turning so red in the face, you'd almost assume he was using Bide.

"You IMBECILE"

Sonny was groggy as all hell, but managed to push himself up onto all fours at least. He was glad Shantae had picked trying to save the baby Pokémon over coming to his aid, even if that hadn't gone according to plan. There were priorities in this situation and she'd understood them admirably. Hopefully Sonny could employ some nice water types to help him locate the cases. But now the Machamp guy was striding towards Shantae and the Scientist guy and even watching him from the back, Sonny knew there was murder on that Fighting type's mind.

"Hey! Hey, Machamp! Hey! I'm actually not done...?" He said, forcing himself to stand. "You're a mean spirited, poor excuse for a Pokémon. Your punches are alright, but you could hit me in the face all day and you'd never K.O. me! I'm level 82. You're... what? Level 32? 33 at most? You got traded early to evolve fast, right? Rockets do that a lot."

The Machamp stopped mid stride and turned around to face Sonny, the rage on his face not abating in the slightest. "...you don't know what you're talking about!"

"I do." the Snorlax replied before giving a long, wet sniff and drawing his arm along under his nose to wipe away some of the blood. "Your attacks are hard because you have a high attack stat, but they're nothing compared to what I've dealt with before. I helped beat the Kanto Champion, Green. I helped beat down Giovanni's team. You broke the nose of a person who didn't fight back and was trying to help you out. You didn't even do a really good job of that? Now that the baby Pokémon are off the ship... we can end things. Shantae? I think we can finish this up your way."

The boat shifted uncomfortably quickly under everyone's feet as Sonny transformed.

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